Author's notes
And finally, ANOTHER CHAPTER! It's been awhile, I know, but better late then never. This one is all about the Ginyu Force. Sounds good in theory, but lets see if I can pull it off.
"Oh don't worry, I've already thought of a way around that." Jeice said happily. The rest of the Ginyu force patiently waited for his idea. But Jeice just stood there smiling like an idiot.
"... Well?" Burter finally asked.
"We just have to use the Namekian dragon balls!" Jeice yelled.
"Oh, I see." Burter said.
"Are you out of your mind you dolt! How are we supposed to get to Namek!" Burter yelled.
"Uhh, guys, it's actually called new Namek, since Frieza blew up the old one." Recoome said.
"Shut up you idiot!" Burter yelled. Recoome nearly stumbled back at that remark.
"Wh-what did you call me?" He asked in shock.
"I called you an idiot!" Burter repeated. Recoome clenched his teeth, he formed fists in his hands, fire was in his eyes.
"Uh oh." Burter said.
"You... don't... call... me... AN IDIOT!" Recoome yelled. Burter froze in place as his life flashed before his eyes. Recoome on the other hand, fell to the ground and started weeping.
"Wh-wh-why did you say that! I th-thought we were friends! Waaaaahhh!" Recoome cried.
"Aww man. Look what you did Burter!" Jeice yelled.
"Jerk!" Guldo added.
"Your cold man." Ginyu said sharply.
"Wh-I-but he..." Burter didn't know what to say.
"I don't want to be your friend anymore!" Recoome wailed.
"There there Recoome, it'll be all right." Ginyu said softly. Suddenly there was a loud crashing sound, as Vegeta fell to the ground, unmoving. All the other great apes cheered violently and danced around. The ginyu force just started at Vegeta for a few minutes.
"...Oh crap I think he's dead." Ginyu suddenly said.
"Well that sucks." Guldo added.
"Hey, what happened to Kid Buu?" Jeice asked. Everyone started looking around.
"Hmm, I don't know." Burter said.
"Shut up Burter! We still don't like you!" Jeice yelled. Burter looked down and tried to make himself as small as possible.
At the motel
Super Buu, Cell, and Frieza were still laughing maniacally at Trunks, when suddenly Super Buu stopped. His face became serious, and his antenna stood upright.
"Ahaha, wh-what is the matter Buu?" Cell asked.
"My Buu senses are tingling!" Buu yelled as he violently flew out the window.
At Hercule's house
"Buu! How many times do I have to tell ya not to eat the TV!" Hercule yelled.
"Oops, sorry." Boo said. Suddenly his antenna stood upright, and his face became much more serious.
"My Buu senses are tingling!" Buu yelled as he to violently flew out the window.
Somewhere
Kid Buu stood all alone, in an open field. Just then, Super Buu arrived, quickly followed by Majin Buu. The three Buu's just stood there staring at each other. Each of them had a strange expression on their face, and they just continued to stare. It was a very calm moment, the only sound was that of the wind.
"..." Said Kid Buu.
"..." Said Super Buu.
"..." Said Majin Buu.
"CANDY!" Each buu suddenly yelled in unison.
"CANDY CANDY CANDY"
"CANDY CANDY"
"CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CHOCOLATE!"
"CAKE!"
"PUDDING!" They all screamed as they flew back into the city to full fill there desires.
Back with the Ginyu force
"Alright, so here's the plan. We sneak into Capsule corp, steal a spaceship and the dragon radar, and use that to get to Namek!" Burter said.
"Sounds like a plan." Ginyu said.
At capsule corp
"Ok, everyone be very quiet." Ginyu said.
"Alright cap'n." Jeice said.
"WHAT!" Ginyu asked.
"Who's out there?" Came a voice. Suddenly the door of the Capsule corp building opened to reveal Bulma.
"Hmm, I know someones out there, you'd better leave now! My husbands a super saiyan!" She threatened as she slammed the door shut.
"Jeice you fool! I said be quiet!" Ginyu whispered.
"But you were the one who-"
"I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!" Ginyu screamed.
"Ok, that's it! You pervs are gonna get it now!" Bulma yelled from inside.
"Great, just great! Look what you did Jeice!" Ginyu said.
"Trunks! Get down here now!" Bulma yelled. No answer.
"Trunks, don't make me go up there!" Bulma threatened.
"OH! Of all the nerve..." Bulma muttered as she walked upstairs.
"Trunks, why won't you answer me!" Bulma asked as she opened the door, to reveal 20-something year old Trunks, sobbing on the bed.
"Trunks? Why are you crying?" Bulma asked, her mood immediately changed.
"T-t-the news p-people said I was a-a terrorist, and now everyone hates meeeeee! WHAAAAA!" Trunks cried.
"UGH! Trunks stop being a baby and go beat up the pervs outside!" Bulma ordered.
"F-fine." Trunks said as he wiped his running nose on his sleeve and went downstairs. He opened the front door and walked outside.
"Hello?" He asked.
"Yes?" Came a voice from inside a bush.
"Guldo you idiot shut up!" Jeice said.
"What'd I do?" Guldo asked.
"You're not supposed to answer him you idiot!" Burter almost yelled.
"Well I'm just being polite." Guldo defended.
"Polite? Polite! I'll show you polite you little-"
"Umm, hello?" Trunks suddenly interrupted.
"Oh man! Run for it men!" Ginyu commanded as the five of them ran away. Trunks, who had never met the Ginyu force before, was very confused when a large purple thing with horns, an obese green thing, some red dude, an oversized man with orange hair, and some purple snake man thing ran out of the bushes.
"..." He said. He then turned around, and went back inside to pretend the whole thing never happened.
"Pant pant pant that was a close one." Recoome said.
"Yeah..." Burter added. They were all very tired and panting very loudly. It was dark, so you couldn't see much, but you could hear there panting a mile away. Just then, some hobo walked up to them.
"Sounds like a party's going on here, hehe." He said.
"Eww." Jeice said.
"Go away, we don't like you." Burter said.
"Aww." The hobo said as he sadly walked away.
"All I wanted was a friend, I don't have any friends. No one likes me..." The hobo said. The Ginyu force started to feel bad.
"Well... all right, we'll be your friend's." Ginyu said.
"Really! Oh right!" The hobo said as he jumped into Ginyu's arms.
"Eww eww eww eww eww eww!" Ginyu said repeatedly as he held the man as far away as possible.
In Satan City'
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Screamed a woman.
"Oh god, oh god please no!" Came one man's voice. Complete chaos was ensuing, people were running around trampling each other, buildings were on fire, death around every corner.
"Mommy? Mommy?" A little girl holding a teddy bear kept repeating. She was lost, as were many other people.
"Mr. Satan! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU!" Someone screamed. Meanwhile, Hercule Satan was in his attic, watching what was going on, on the news, and sucking his thumb.
"Ooooh, what's going on out there? What should I do! I can't save everyone, where on earth is Goku!" Hercule said. The city was in complete ruins, and what was the cause you ask? It was the three Buu's, and their quest for candy.
"Mmm, Buu like lolley pops." Majin Buu said.
"Tell me about it." Super Buu added.
"AHEHEHEHE!" Kid Buu laughed.
Author's notes
And another chapter is over! At last! Again, I'm really sorry it took so long, the problem was I was having trouble making it funny, so I couldn't publish it. As it turns out making the Ginyu force funny is harder then it seems. The chapter's should defidently come out quicker from now on.
