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Jacob Black walked through the door. He only had his shorts on. Willow screamed, "My Eyes!" Jacob walked toward Bella.

"I need to talk to you."

"Your point?"

"In a room not filled with people preferably"

"They'll still be able to hear you."

"Then at your house."

"Not your territory."

"Neither is this."

"Then get out."

"Black can't you see she hates your guts ever since you ran?" Edward said, "Is it just you or is it all werewolves?"

"HEY!" Oz said, "I'm not stupid." Jacob's head turned toward the voice he heard. His face changed. Edward saw something could go living his death for the rest of eternity without.

He hit his head with his hand. "NO! BLACK, GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE NOW!" Jacob ran out the door. Edward ran to it and locked it shut. "Bad mental pictures. I could have done without that."

"Edward reads minds," Bella explained to the confused Buffy. "What did you see?" Edward motioned her to come near. He whispered so low only she could hear. Her face stayed blank. Bella turned to face Oz. "Oz, are you gay?"

"What the…" Oz started, "First I'm put behind bars like a common criminal. Then, you people tell me your going to rip me limb from limb if I don't get out of your house. After that, Paul Bunyan over here puts me in a head-lock. Oh, but there's more, you called werewolves stupid. Now, you insult me by asking me if I'm gay. And on top of that, it's a full moon tonight. My day sucks."

"Yeah, your day pretty much sucks," Buffy said.

"I concur," said Giles

"Sucks to be you," Xander added

"Your day doesn't totally suck," Emmet said.

"Oh yeah?"

"You didn't do laundry."

"By the way Alice," Jasper said, "Will you tell me what I'm going to do?"

"Is the laundry done?" Alice asked

"Yeah"

"You already did it. I tricked you into doing laundry."

"Why do you ask if I'm gay?" Oz asked.

"Jacob just imprinted on you"

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!"

"Gets him out of my hair. He won't be stalking me anymore." Her eyes got wide. She took Buffy's had and walked out side. "Buffy."

"Yeah"

"Happy dance."

"Okay." The two girls started to "happy dance". (I can't really describe "happy dancing". Just be creative and come up with a good mental picture of it your self)

They walked back in the room. "I'm good now."

Oz was talking with Spike. "Can I have your silver stake?"

"Why?"

"I'm going to kill myself."

"No."

"Please?"

"I said 'no'"

"Ask him in an English accent."

"Why do you say that, Angel?"

"Because he'll kill you, so you won't have to kill yourself."

"May I please have that silver stake there, my good man?"

"I hate you Angel." Spike said

"Right back 'atcha."

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