I COULDN'T WAIT! I MUST MAKE ANOTHER CHAPTER!


Lionpaw couldn't sleep. In the room shared by him and Jaypaw, he stared at the ceiling. He didn't even notice the strange blue she-cat come into their room and take Jaypaw away.

Sad.

All the gold tom could think about was Scourge… how he was going to rip his throat out… Shuddering, he stood and walked downstairs. He put on a coat, wrote a letter that said he'd be back soon, and went to the movies.

Now, first let me tell you—an apprentice going to the city at NIGHT, wasn't that safe? All the weirdo cats left them alone though, and he walked into the movie to see MAN UP, BOY! MAN UP!

Suddenly Scourge was there, with Dustpelt and Thistleclaw. Their eyes glittered in the dark of the movie theater. "Hey, man," Dustpelt growled at Lionpaw.

"H-h-h-hi," Lionpaw stammered.

Thistleclaw took out a bottle of vodka and grinned at Lionpaw. "You drink, tom?" he asked.

Lionpaw's thoughts were racing: They'll kill me if I say no. I just want to watch the movie. I WANT MY MOMMY!

He had to see a movie.

Scourge glared down at Lionpaw. "Well, you better drink—" he began, throwing out his paw.

Unfortunately for said paw, it slammed against the vodka bottle, and the moron Thistleclaw dropped it. "NO! MY ONE DOLLAR ALCOHOL BEVERAGE!" screamed Thistleclaw.

Suddenly the movie nerds that worked there raced in. They threw the gang out, and Scourge gave them some very colorful curse words.

"Let's go and egg Firestar's den," Dustpelt grumbled. They started to walk towards said orange tom's den.

Thistleclaw, whom was eating said eggs, mewed, "Yeah, let's egg him! Let's egg him, yeah!"

They grabbed eggs—except for Lionpaw—and began hacking them at Firestar's den.

Firestar ran out in his weird Hello-Kitty footie pajamas with a long scroll with the WARRIOR CODE printed on top. "YOU'RE IN VILATION OF RULE 392592!" he screamed at the youngsters.

Lionpaw thought, I'm toasted if my granddad sees me! Pleases don't see my, granddaddy! THEY ARE MAKING ME EGG YOUR HOUSE AGAINST MY WILL!

For some odd reason, he was screaming at himself inside his own head. I'll never understand him…

Lionpaw then raced away while Firestar called the cops. He ran past town, whirling past the tall buildings. He ran inside the house, crumbled up the note, and ran into his room. Still in his coat, he tossed it off and curled into his bed, shoving the blankets over his head.

He had gotten into a web of trouble and lies… and cuss words. This was a Scourge world, and Lionpaw was trapped in it.

Lionpaw wiped his eyes with a gold paw, and he heard Jaypaw murmuring to himself: "I'm so sexy, so sexy, I'm so sexy…"

Lionpaw drew the blankets away from his head and glanced at Jaypaw. His gray tabby of a brother was staring at a mirror, whispering to the mirror: "So sexy, I'm too sexy, so sexy…"

Lionpaw blinked; not understanding. So he simply sighed, rolled over, and tried to fall back asleep. And when he did, his dreams were shadowed by a bloodthirsty Scourge, his mentor…

Lionpaw sat up. Lionpaw's mentor! If Lionpaw could prove to Scourge how crappy an apprentice he was, Scourge might un-apprentice Lionpaw! Excited, Lionpaw rolled back over and fell asleep to Jaypaw's deranged "I'm so sexy" whispers.


Too lazy to write author's note. Who is sexy- the mirror, or Jaypaw? Or Lionpaw... *grins* LEAVE ANSWER IN REVIEW. Yeah, I LOVE REVIEWS! Our kids would be weird... so, PLEASE REVIEW!