Le Garçon Skanky (Lady Marmalade Spoof)- Two Pints Cast

Kelly sighed, she was sick and tired of Taylor and Andrea. For the past week they had been interfering with her personal life, every time one of them saw her they would pounce on her like she was a piece of meat. For three days Kelly had attempted to avoid them, when that failed she gave up and switched to ignoring them. The head girl was a little amused at how quickly the two rivals joined forces, the two St Trinians were acting as if they had always been friends. Kelly smirked to herself, she should have said something sooner and saved herself from the headaches caused by the rivals fights.

Somehow Taylor and Andrea had managed to corner Kelly in one of the many unused classrooms, the future spy was amazed by their teamwork. The amazement soon wore off when they began to lecture Kelly, it was like they had turned into her parents! "I heard tha' Flash has got an STD," Taylor said,

"Well I heard that Flash has got genital warts," Andrea commented, Kelly sighed and rolled her eyes,

"It doesn't matter what you heard,"

"I fink you'll find it does!" Taylor yelled, Kelly rolled her eyes again,

"What's wrong with Flash?" Kelly challenged, she folded her arms across her chest,

"Wot's right wiv 'im more like," Taylor mumbled,

"How long do you have?" Andrea asked, Kelly raised her eyebrow, "Let's see, hmm, the list is long. His hair's greasy, he's a walking geek, old fashioned clothes, no job,"

"'Nd he's got a little knob!" Taylor interrupted, "He stinks of Tesco bacon, his breath's horrible and he's skankerrific,"

"Skankerrific isn't a word," Kelly pointed out,

"It means terrifically skankified, it was on Call My Bluff," Taylor replied with a happy smile,

"I hate to admit it but I agree with Taylor," Andrea confessed, Taylor smiled smugly at Kelly,

"Wipe that smug smirk off your face before I find Belle and tell her what really happened to her favourite heels," Kelly growled, Taylor shrugged and carried on smirking,

"He aint ya type Kels,"

"Taylor, you just hate men," Kelly sighed,

"I aint no man hater but stick to the vibrator, he's gotta face shaped like a potato ya know," Kelly sighed again, she seemed to be doing that a lot lately,

"Couches pas le garçon skanky," Taylor whined in French,

"Right, I've had enough. You better find a good hiding place because Belle will be after you and I highly doubt she'll be happy." Kelly glared at the two before strutting out the room.


It's short, it's mainly speech BUT I think it get's the point across. Taylor speaks more because in the song Louise (Kathryn Drysdale) sings more, if it was a Paloma Faith song that it would have Andrea speaking more, if you want to hear the song search it on youtube it' on BBC worldwide so you should be able to access it if you're not in the UK,

darkwolf: I promise that there will be some Kel/Belle but there will be some Kel/Flash as well
Constant: So if I'm always right in my stories would I be right in turning Kelly into some evil blood thristy Death Eater? ;]
Chelsea: If I can be swayed from Kel/Flash to Kel/Belle to sitting on the fence and sulking then so can you! haha

Cómo tú me amas, la revisión? (Be thankful that I didn't put that in manderin, russain or italyian. Yeah I can do that without a translater)