*axel walking to training room*

Axel: oh….hey Xigbar…

Xigbar: hey…Zexion and Namine are out today.

Axel: yeah…and Roxas is on a mission…so im gunna go train…

Xigbar: oh…well ill come to!

Axel: uh…yeah…

*arives in training room…they are not alone…*

Axel: so…what do you want to start with…Xigbar…

Xigbar:…pelvic thrusts!

Axel: oh god no!

Marluxia: …you know im in here…

Xigbar: yeah…and?

Axel: I don't think he wants to watch us…right Marly?

Marluxia: oh dear god I hate both of you, why would I want to be in the same room as you?

Xigbar: cause I'm SEXY!

Marluxia: shut up Xigbar!

Xigbar: SCREW YOU MARLUXIA! Just because the little princes don't want us in here, doesn't mean we have to leave!

*Axel trys to bolt, but runs into the door…let's just say he pushed instead of pulled*

Axel: mnyah…mmmhhh….Roxas?

Xigbar: nope…still Xigbar! And you're going on a journey…to candy mountain!

Axel: mmm I like candy! Especially lolly pops!

Xigbar: *stops and epically poses* I will have my revenge on the candy cane peoples!

Axel: …huh…wha- *trys to bolt but gets caught by Xigbar*

Xigbar: nuh uh we can't have that now! *handcuffs together and holds the key up tauntingly*

Axel: UN cuff me now Xigbar! *reaches for key but they get yanked away*

Xigbar: *swallows key* HA! Now you have to come with me!

Axel: why the heck do I need to come with you! Now we're stuck like this *trys to pin Xigbar to the wall but roles get reversed and Axel is being pinned by Xigbar*

Xigbar: wow so forward but if you insist!

Axel: no…don't…stop *turns head away*

Xigbar: uh your breath stinks! What did you eat?

Axel: coffee and onion beagle! God you shouldn't be kissing me anyway!

Xigbar:…oohh…those beagles have been in there for like, 7 months…

Axel: and what am I supposed to do about it?

Xigbar: well…you should be feeling the effects of that beagle pretty soon…

Axel: wh- *gurgling nose* uh…this can't be *throws up all over floor*

Xigbar: eww…wait I have an idea! *warps into Marlys room* alright puke your guts out!

Axel: *continuously pukes his guts out all over Marluxias flowers and collapse's on floor* do you have a piece of gum?

Xigbar: yeah…if you wanna get it…

Axel: uh no…*trys to get up* a little help here…?

Xigbar: uh fine! *pulls him up* are you ready to go to candy mountain?

Axel: no! There is no such thing as candy mountain! *bashes against wall*

Xigbar: *twists so no one is hitting wall* chill ax, it's just one trip! Besides I need your fire!

Axel: I wouldnt do anything for you!…and where is that gum again?

Xigbar: back right pocket…

Axel: uuuuhhhh!*reaches but Xigbar twists so axel touches his butt*

Xigbar: oh axel, so forward!

Axel: *snarl* just give me the gum *grabs and opens* hey it's empty!

Xigbar: ha!

Axel: *throws at face* at least let me brush my teeth, the taste is killer!

Xigbar: fine *portals to bathroom* heeeeeyyyyy! Why is your bath room bigger than mine!

Axel: because im hotter and Xemnas likes me more!

Xigbar: well…Zexion's bathroom is bigger than everyone's…so what is that saying?

Axel: whoa whoa whoa that's not fare to say! Zexion does like all the paper work!

Xigbar: so…Zexion gets what he wants, because he does his work…weird.

Axel: that what I said! *commences brushing*

Xigbar: are these your boxers?

Axel: uhh yeah *blush*

Xigbar: why does it say caution on the butt?

Axel: cause it does*grabs underpants and throws* now hands off the merchandise!

Xigbar: okay okay! Are you done yet?

Axel: *spits and washes face* yeahhh…

Xigbar: then let's go to candy mountain!

Axel: no we are not! *alarm ringing*

Xigbar: oh time for my bi monthly shower! *portals to Xigbars room*

Axel: *trys to pull away"* no you cannot make me!

Xigbar: well how am I supposed to take one if you don't get in to! Now take off your clothes!

Axel: I have a better idea!

…20 minutes and 5 packs of laxatives later…..

Xigbar: there not working!

Axel: we'll try HARDER! *starts sweating* is it getting hotter in here? *takes off coat and realizes he is shirtless*

Xigbar: alright now the party's started! *nock at door*

Zexion: axel, hello anyone in there!

Axel: oh thank god Zexion save me!

Zexion: *opens door* why are you in here?

Axel: long story, can you just get us un cuffed?

Xigbar: yeah…I kinda swallowed the key…

Namine: well why don't you just pull the leaver? Its only magiceans hand cuffs!

Axel: son of a bitch!

Xigbar: how was I supposed to know….oh and tell Axel candy mountain is real!

Axel: and tell him it's not! *rubbing wrists after uncuffed*

Zexion: oh its real ive been there!

Namine: yeah it's right on Candy island!

Axel: oh shit no…I bet this man a shower together that he was wrong…*runs out the door*

Xigbar: *pushes everyone out* out out out I'm gunna blow! *slams bathroom door*

Zexion: so…care to explain?

Axel: I don't want to talk about it….WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE! He wouldn't have come on to me if you wouldn't have left!

Zexion: whoa don't be blaming me for your bad judgment!

Axel: yeah, well now I have to take a shower with the guy, im sorry if that doesn't sound appealing at the moment!

Zexion: I can make him forget, but it will cost you…

Axel: any-oh my god! My coats in there! How am I going to get it, and make it out alive?

Zexion: now that Is something I can't help you with, you're on your own. *leaves room with Namine*

Axel: fine! *trys sneaking into bathroom grabs coat but…*

Xigbar: oh hold on there pyro, im not dune with you! *grabs pant leg*

Axel: *oh oh no! *stumbles and hits door, falls to floor*

Xigbar: not the most graceful are we?

Axel: *growls*

Xigbar: now that that is all done, take your clothes off!

Axel: uuhhh….no.

Xigbar: a bet is a bet, and you lost! Take off your pants!

Axel: *grumble grumble* fine *takes off pants* but I am not taking off my boxers!

Xigbar: good enough for me! Now here *holds out steel wool*

Axel: what's this for?

Xigbar: well my back! We have to get all the grime off somehow!

Axel: *gagging noise*

Xigbar: we do not need a repeat of earlier today! Now you choose! Amonia or bleach, but not both, because that would be really bad! Haha!

Axel: you choose…your back!

Xigbar: bleach it is! Now get in the shower!

Axel: *grumble grumble*

Xigbar: now get scrubbing!

Axel: uhh…gross! Do you always have to shower with other people?

Xigbar: uuhh…yeah? How else am I supposed to get all the dirt and stuff of my back?

Axel: by showering more often!

Xigbar: ahahahahaha good one number 8! You are hilarious!

Axel: yeah funny! *scrubs a little lower on his back, looks down* I really wish you were wearing pants…

Xigbar: well how would I shower with pants?

Axel: like I am!

Xigbar: but were not cleaning you! No matter how much I want to…

Axel: no I'm good! *scrubs more* I'm not touching you anywhere else!

Xigbar: you big baby!

…30 minutes later…

Axel: I'm out! *jumps out of shower only to trip and fall*

Xigbar: now what made you think that was a good idea?

Axel: it was…supposed to get me away from you! *starts shivering*

Xigbar: oohhh you look cold! Let me help you with that! *huggs him*

Axel: get! Ooofffffffff! *starts squirming untill Xigbar lets go* uh! I can't believe you hugged me naked! By the way PUT ON CLOTHES!

Xigbar: fine fine! *puts on clothes*

Axel: you don't have a drier do you?

Xigbar: uh no sorry sweet cheeks! That's maluxias department. He has the closest drier.

Axel: how am I supposed to put on clothes! Hes not going to let me use it!

Xigbar: well you better get to convincing before I have to let you…borrow a pair…*pedo brows*

Axel: uh no thanks! *picks up coat and pants and heads to Marluxia* *nock nock nock*

Marluxia: hello? Oh it's you, don't you have something to set on fire?

Axel: heh, no. I need to use your drier…

Marluxia: oh this is rich! You needing my help! Well…no go somewere else…I think Vexen has one! But…he'll probably test on you or something….which im totally hopeing for!

Axel: *pins to wall* now listen here flower child! I have had a really bad day! Between being hand cuffed to Xigbar, getting food poisoning, being dragged around and having him complain about candy mountain, getting mentally raped and physically molested, not to mention sscrubbing that mans back in the shower! Let me use your fucking drier!

Marluxia: fine! Whatever, just clean up your mess!

Axel: whatever!*goes in door were drier is and put in boxers, is almost dry when…*

Xigbar: *portals to ceiling* hey can you put this in the…pppfffttt *click click click* this day is just to great!

Axel: worst day ever! *pulls on boxers, pants and coat* weres Roxas when you need him… *walks into hallway and alittle down the corridor finds Roxas, he glomps him*

Axel: Roxas ive had the most horrible day! Xigbar cuffed me to him, and I got food poisoning, and and and…

Roxas: now now, stop crying!

Axel: am not crying! *tear falls* now im crying!

Roxas: *huggs axel* its okay whats the worst that could have happened? Xigbar rapping you?

Axel: he made me take a shower with him… !

Roxas: shush!its okay! Xigbar is just a man whore! I learned that from Zexion! Right zexy!

Zexion: yes now please shut my door!

*Axel and Roxas walk into his room an shuts door*

Zexion: that is most deffinatly not what I ment! But what ever *continues reading his book*

Axel: yeah whine whine!…oh hey namine…why were you in Zexions bathroom?

Namine: well…I usually uses Xions but she was taking a shower so I asked Zexion if I could use his!

Zexion: yes that is right, why axel, what were you thinking?

Axel: I thought she was rummaging threw your medacine cabinets…

Roxas: some times I think you think the worst in people!

Axel: I could have said they were previously fucking in the bathroom!

Zexion: how dare you say that in front of my girlfriend!

Namine: you jerk!

Axel: so does that mean you guys havent fucked each others brains out?

Zexion: yes that is exactally what it means!

Roxas: axel you shouldn't be asking these questions!

Axel: so that means no head?

Zexion: *throws book* don't say such volger things! Now I lost my page! Good job!

Namine: im leaving im not taking any more insults from him!

Roxas: ill come with you…axels being a jerk…you know hes just trying to get to Zexion.

Namine: yeahhh…*leaves room*

Axel: so no sex, no oral, have you even gotten to second base!

Zexion: no! that's not why im dateing her! I like her-

Axel: for who she is, for her brain blah blah blah! So you havent seen her naked!

Zexion: for kiras sakes Axel, NO!

Axel: wow! Have you even touched her bra!

Zexion: oh my god axel you are an insensitive jerk!

Axel: have you even gotten eny toung?

Zexion: OH MY KINGDOM HEARTS SHUT UP!

Axel: jeeze, someonesz a little cranky cause his date wont sex him!

Zexion: out! Get out! *is pushed into the hallway, but axel grabs his coat and pulls him out to*

Zexion: great! I left my key inside!

Axel: you can always protal?

Zexion: yeah…oh look I thought this couldn't get any worse, but look whose here!

Xigbar: oh look its two of my favorite men! Hows it going?

Axel: uhh…uhh….ZEXION GOT NAMINE PREGNANT!

Xigbar: great job dude! *goes for high five*

Zexion: wha-what are you talking about you jerk! She is not pregnant! Weve never even had sex! *blushblushblush*

Xigbar: what! you've never had sex!

Axel: that's what I said!

Zexion: no we have not! We like each other for each other!

Axel: you know one day she is going to want kids…and that day is going to be soon.

Zexion: shes only 16!

Axel: Roxas is only 16 and im fucking his brains out!

Zexion: that is something that I didn't want to know…im leaving! *protals back into his room*

Xigbar: so…wanna go to candy mountain?

Axel: no!

Xigbar: what else do you have to do?

Axel: anything! *starts walking away*

Xigbar: you little girl! To scared to go to somewere new!

Axel: *turns abruptly and gets all in his face* no its because I don't want to hand out with a disgusting old decrepit person like you!

Xigbar: *pinns him to wall, because he finally hit a nerve* okay how about this if you don't go with me, I will handcoff you to my bed, strip you down, and fuck your brains out! Than I will do the same with Roxas, and there would be nothing you could do about it!

Axel: FINE! Ill go!

Xigbar: yes! Off to candy mountain *grabs his hand and starts running down the hallway were theres a protal at the end*

Axel: oh…dear…god! *jerked down the hallway*

Hey guys, if you had an idea for a story just message me, and if its interesting then we will write one, and credit you for the idea! Sounds good? Well make sure to message me! Darcy and I would appreciate it greatly!