Team 7…DRUNK?
Chapter Seven
Epilogue
A/N Well here is the last chapter of Team 7…Drunk? I want to thank everyone who has read, reviewed and supported this story through it's progressing…hopefully I'll have another fic up in the near future [tramps all over uni assignments…Anyway, Onto the story…
[Naruto
Blinking sleepily Naruto yawned and squinted at the sudden invasion of light. Swinging lightly backwards and forwards Naruto struggled to process all the confusing signals his body was sending him. As far as he could tell, he could feel a light pleasant breeze caressing his features and he could see blue sky but…he could also see a village, a village that looked very much like Konoha, besides the fact that it was upside-down.
Mentally giving himself a slap, Naruto re-opened his eyes and smothered a scream. As far as he could tell...he was hanging…upside down…from the left (or was it right?) nostril of the Third's nose.
Looking up he blanched as saw two very bare tan legs and orange panties. The orange skirt he wouldn't have really have minded if the skirt wasn't following stupid gravity and hanging down around his chest, which was bare and decorated with odd whip-like marks (A/N Piñata!). God damnit! Someone had pierced his nipple!
He closed his eyes tightly…hoping that when he opened them it would all go away. Payback was a bitch all right. Fragments of memories flashed behind his eyelids…OMG please tell me the PERVERT tattoo on his butt didn't really happen…yes it did, he could feel it stinging right now. That was not fair…he didn't do anything permanently damaging to his team-mates …except maybe eternally scaring the bastards rep, cause his sensei a premature heart-attack and giving Sakura nightmares about having to turn Sasuke gay…okay maybe emotional scaring was worse the physical…
More images flashed before his eyes. A manically laughing Sasuke handing out candy and sticks yelling piñata! Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke eating bowls of ramen…bowls and bowls of ramen in front of him (Without even seeing Kakashi-sensei's face too). Sakura…Sakura chose that damn tattoo and Sasuke and Kakashi that piercing.
Naruto sighed. Mind shutting down for servicing…or at least that's what he told himself. They were all going to need some serious counselling as far as he could tell. As Naruto swung backwards and forwards from the Sandaime's nose Naruto made a resolution. Next time that had a team celebration he was going to get drunk off his face and pass out before he could do anything he would regret, because…payback really was a bitch.
A/N It's finished! YAY! thanks to blu marshin for helping me beta read the last two chapters and to jjayno1, suzan, VampircRiska08, Chris and ninja-freak13 for reviewing and to those who added Drunken Madness or this story to the favourites/alerts…Emily of Drunken Madness signing out…
Team 7…Drunk? Finished: October 10 2007
