Episode 6: Total Drama Worlds Collide Aftermath Part I

Aftermath intro plays, with scenes featuring the eliminated contestants sliced in.

Max

"This is bull*beep*. I'd never do that to Lyra."

Jake

"You know, that white stuff in your cross killed my uncle."

Kim

"I am no man."

Ash

"We should have this ready by . . . Oops."

Raven

"As long as I don't crash as well . . ."

Intro finishes, and cuts to a stage with Geoff and Bridgette.

"What's up guys? Did you miss us?" said Geoff. "Welcome to the first of four Aftermath specials for this season. I'm Geoff."

"And I'm Bridgette," said Bridgette. "And we've got a huge line-up for you tonight, including interviews with the eliminated contestants, That's Gonna Leave A Mark, some never before seen footage, and Truth Or . . . actually, what have we got this time?"

"All in good time Bridge," said Geoff. "First, we need to introduce our Peanut Gallery for tonight."

"That's right, we have some of our favourite (and not so favourite) contestants from Total Drama Island, Action, World Tour, Revenge of the Island and All Stars joining us," said Bridgette.

"Well, AN All Stars at least," said Geoff.

"What do you mean, AN All Stars," said Bridgette.

"Well, apparently Chris didn't like the All Stars where he ripped holes in reality to get contestants, so he just did a different one with some of the old cast while the other cast were in the cave. Unfortunately, they destroyed Camp Wawanakwa in the process, and that's why now they're travelling to other dimensions," said Geoff.

Bridgette stared at him in confusion for a moment. "How long were they in that cave?" asked Bridgette.

"Shh, you're ruining the already heavily shattered continuity of this fanfic," said Geoff.

"Well, let's bring out our Peanut Gallery shall we?" said Bridgette. "Please welcome: Alejerkdro."

Alejandro walked onstage and glared at Bridgette. "You used that last season too," he said.

"That's because you are," said Bridgette.

"We also have Blameley," said Geoff.

Blaineley walked onstage and glared at Geoff. "You used that one too," she said.

"Because you are," said Geoff.

"One of these days . . ." muttered Blaineley as she took her seat.

"Please also welcome Cameron," said Bridgette. Cameron (back in his bubble) walked onstage.

"Dakotazoid," said Geoff. The giant orange mutant known as Dakota walks onstage and takes a seat.

"Harold," said Bridgette. Harold walked onstage picking his nose, and sat down. Everyone else moved away from him.

"Heather," said Geoff. Heather walked onstage and immediately sat on Alejandro's lap.

"Jo," said Bridgette. Jo walked onstage, punching an intern on the way, and sat down.

"Sadie," said Geoff. Nothing happened. "I said, Sadie."

"No. I am NOT doing this without Katie," called Sadie.

"Sadie, you are contractually obliged to . . ." started Geoff.

"NO!" shrieked Sadie.

"Just do the show without her," said Jo.

"Will do," said Bridgette. "And finally, please welcome Scott." Scott, no longer in the trauma chair, walked out onstage. He glanced around nervously before sitting down.

"So guys, what do you think of the show so far?" asked Geoff.

"Would it be too much to ask for Kathryn to get some more screen time?" asked Blaineley. "That girl is cunning. I like it."

"While I agree with you in theory, her more subtle approach seems to be working better than Light's more blatant approach," said Alejandro.

"Oh please," said Jo. "I admit she has the brains, but that Annabeth chick has that too. And she's got a bit of fight in her. Put me down for the demigod."

"I think now that Haruhi's made it past the first round, she'll be a force to be reckoned with," said Harold.

"I agree, Haruhi and Annabeth will probably be the final two," said Cameron. "They are friends, and if they make it to the merge will probably work together and become unstoppable."

"Yeah, until they have a challenge about strength and a spider puts Annabeth out of action," said Scott. "I'm thinking Draco might take it this year."

"Draco? He went out second last season," said Heather. "Kathryn all the way. She's gonna make life difficult once she gets rid of Alice."

"Me think Peter will win," said Dakotazoid. "Me support fellow mutant."

"Well, Kathryn's certainly popular tonight," said Geoff. "Let's bring out our first guest, shall we?"

"She's the most recent elimination this season, and one of two contestants tonight linked to birds, please welcome Raven." Raven floated out onstage and took her seat.

"So Raven, what's up?" asked Geoff.

"Nothing," said Raven. Geoff and Bridgette waited for her to continue, but she didn't.

"So, it must be disappointing that you got eliminated, right?" asked Bridgette.

"A little," said Raven. Again, they waited a moment, but Raven didn't say anything.

"Okay, you do know you're on a talk show, right?" said Geoff.

"I know," said Raven. "I don't feel like talking."

"But our viewers want to know what you're thinking," said Bridgette.

"Well, they're going to be disappointed, aren't they?" said Raven.

"Okay, I know how to make you talk," said Geoff. "I was going to use this to make you tell the truth, but you've forced my hand. It's time for Say Something or Fang."

An animation plays for Truth or Fang, with Truth hastily scribbled out and Say Something hastily scribbled in.

"FANG?!" yelped Scott. "That's it. I'm outta here." Scott started walking offstage, only to walked straight into Fang. Scott screamed as he ran offstage in the opposite direction, Fang in hot pursuit. Scott's screams continued until the faded to nothing. After a minute, it was clear that Fang wasn't coming back.

"Okay, that didn't work at all," said Geoff. "Let's go to your call from home, shall we?"

"Whatever," said Raven. A screen dropped down from the roof, and Beast Boy appeared onscreen. "Really? My call from home is from Beast Boy?"

"Nice to see you too," said Beast Boy. "What's happening, Ray?"

"Haven't you been watching?" said Raven.

"Hey Ray, on your way back to HQ, can you pick up some pizza? That'd be awesome," said Beast Boy.

"I'm on a reality show for five episodes, and the only thing you can think of is pizza?" demanded Raven.

"Is pizza not important?" said Beast Boy.

Raven summoned up a couple of balls of energy, but before she could fire them at the screen the signal cut out and rose back into the roof. "Well, that escalated quickly," said Geoff.

"Shall we bring out our next guest?" said Bridgette.

"Not until you get some kind of scoop out of Raven," said Blaineley.

"Really? Do you really think we're gonna get a scoop out of her?" asked Geoff.

"Everyone has gossip to tell," said Blaineley.

"Try me," said Raven.

"Fine," said Blaineley. "I noticed you had a hatred of Peter, but I think you're really harbouring a crush for him."

"Nope, definitely hatred," said Raven. "It's like we're rivals for some reason. I can't explain it."

"YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, Raven has a crush on Peter," said Blaineley.

"But . . . she said, quite clearly, that she hates him," said Cameron.

"But we all know that hatred is just the denial stage of a crush," said Blaineley.

"Or maybe, and this might sound crazy but hear me out, maybe she just doesn't like him," said Jo.

"Seems simple enough to me," said Harold.

"So simple that it must be more complicated than that," said Blaineley.

"Nope, definitely just hatred, pure and simple," said Heather. "Take it from me, I know hatred, especially when it's directed at me."

"Not from me though," said Alejandro, snuggling up to Heather.

"YOU SAW IT HERE FIRST, Heather and Alejandro are dating," said Blaineley.

"They've been dating for three weeks," said Bridgette. "It was in all the gossip pages back then. In fact, for the duration of the show, the only time they were not physically touching was the time between when each of them sat down."

Blaineley growled at her. "Don't ruin my exclusives," she yelled, taking her seat again.

"Now, let's bring out our next guest," said Geoff.

"First we brought out the most recent elimination, now we have the first elimination," said Bridgette. "Please welcome our mutant bird kid, Max." Max flew out onstage and took a seat next to Raven.

"So Max, how does it feel being the first to be eliminated this season?" asked Geoff.

"It sucks. How else would it feel?" demanded Max.

"Whoa, hostile. I assume you're harbouring a grudge against Zidane right now?" said Bridgette.

"Partially, but I have a bigger grudge against Chris," said Max. "That *beep* is a remorseless *beep* who wants nothing more than to see innocent people suffer. I honestly fear for Lyra right now."

"Yeah, we got that from Liberty City," said Bridgette. "What's the story there?"

"I found her in the cave, being attacked by those monsters," said Max. "She's just so small and defenceless, it reminded me of someone. Someone I've lost a few times. She must be special to someone, and I didn't want them to lose Lyra like I lost Angel." As Max spoke, a few people wiped tears away from their eyes.

"YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, Max and Lyra are dating," yelled Blaineley. The outburst was met with angry glares.

"You know what, MILDRED," said Geoff. "I've had it up to here with your *beep*. Get the *beep* off this show, and never *beep* return."

There was a stunned silence at this, with many horrified faces looking at Geoff. "You can't get rid of me," braved Blaineley. "I'm contractually obliged to be here."

"Yeah, and you've been here, and now your services are no longer required," said Geoff. "Security?"

"This isn't over Geoff," said Blaineley as she was dragged away by two large security guards. "I'll be back, and before season three too. You'll see."

"Not likely," said Geoff.

"Well, let's get this show back on track," said Bridgette, recovering from her shock. "Max, should we go to your call from home?"

"I'm sorry, but can you actually say *beep* and *beep* on this show?" asked Max.

"No, but everyone does anyway," said Bridgette.

"Okay, well, who's calling then?" asked Max.

"Let's find out," said Bridgette, as the screen dropped down from the roof. When it connected, Jeb appeared on the screen.

"Oh God, not you," said Max.

"Hello Max," said Jeb. "I hope you're having fun there."

"What do you want Jeb?" Max demanded.

"Can't I have a nice friendly chat with my daughter?" asked Jeb innocently.

"Most fathers can. You just want me to do something because you designed me for it," said Max. "Now, tell me what it is so I can refuse to do it."

"Max, I'm hurt," said Jeb. "You're so naturally suspicious of me."

"You did kinda bring that on yourself," said Max. "Is there anything else?"

"Well, actually . . ." started Jeb.

"Oops, time's up," said Max, snatching a remote from Bridgette's hand and cutting Jeb off.

"Lemme guess, family issues?" asked Geoff.

"Like you wouldn't believe," said Max.

"Okay, well, how about we move on to That's Gonna Leave a Mark," said Geoff.

An Animation for That's Gonna Leave a Mark plays.

The first clip was from Liberty City. The bus had just ejected Carly, who flew over a fence into a construction site, rolled down a hill and into a slab of concrete. She seemed to be fine, but then her weapon hit her on the head.

The second clip was from backstage at The Shelter. Edward had Zidane cornered, but just as Edward went to strike him, Zidane jumped out of the way, and Edward instead hit an unstable pile of boxes, which promptly fell on him.

The third clip was from Mordor, with the majority of the Fighting Pandas flying towards the finish line. Suddenly, their wings wore off. Alice caught Haruhi easily, but then Shaggy landed on top of her, then Dorothy, then Kathryn, then Draco, then finally Wallace. The group then landed in a pile.

The fourth clip was from the opera house, and showed Shaggy hunting for the wraith. Chef appeared from behind some props, and pulled a string. Suddenly several sandbags landed on top of Shaggy.

And finally, on The Game Grid, Peter was seen crashing into a Jetwall. However, rather than derezzing immediately, he flew over the wall and skidded several feet, before finally stopping right in the path of someone's Light Cycle.

The screen cut out and retracted into the roof. "Wow, that was harsh," said Geoff. "But we really need to move on now. Let's bring out our next guest."

"So far, he's been the closest to getting Kathryn eliminated," said Bridgette. "Good thing it's still early in the season, because it'd be depressing if the closest anyone had come was her 'attacker'. Please welcome Jake." Jake walked onstage and sat down.

"So Jake, harsh end for you," said Geoff. "Kathryn turning the entire team against you except for Alice . . ."

"Alice was on my side?" asked Jake. "Why didn't she just use her mind control powers to make people realise Kathryn was lying?"

"Because Alice doesn't have mind control powers," said Bridgette.

"I KNEW it," said Jake. "I knew super powers didn't exist."

"No, I mean Alice's power is to see the future," said Bridgette.

"And you're currently sharing a couch with two super-powered chicks," said Geoff.

"They're faking it," said Jake.

"No, they're not," said Geoff. "I can actually see Max's wings right now, and not fifteen minutes ago Raven attempted to destroy our TV with some kind of energy balls."

"Smoke and mirrors. Anyone can do it," said Jake.

"Oh really?" said Raven. "Prove it."

"Alright then, I will," said Jake. He ran offstage, and quickly climbed up above the stage. "Up, up, and away," he yelled as he jumped towards the crowd . . . and then plummeted through the stage.

There was a moment's silence until Geoff broke it. "So, I guess we won't be going to his call from home," said Geoff. "Sorry Alan."

"That's okay," said Alan's (on the TV screen). "By the way, Raven, how did you get your powers? Just curious."

"I'm a half-demon," replied Raven.

"Really? Weird, Jake doesn't seem to have taken after his mother at all then," said Alan. "Well, seeya." The TV cut out and rose back into the roof.

"Well, while the interns that normally run the TV help patch Jake up, let's move on to our next guest, shall we?" asked Geoff.

"Our next guest got eliminated for defeating the most powerful of the Nazgûl," said Bridgette. "Yes it's an impressive feat, but it's not very helpful when you're almost six hundred miles off course. Please welcome, Kim." Kim back flipped from offstage and landed perfectly on the couch with Raven and Max.

"Well Kim, gotta admit I'm kinda peeved for you," said Geoff. "You took out that Nazgûl almost singlehandedly, and still got voted off."

"It was kinda my fault though," said Kim. "I honestly thought that thing was planning something, and that I should take it out before it did anything to us."

"It must be pretty devastating, going from seventh place last time to third last this time," said Bridgette.

"Please. Ash went from THIRD place, the highest ranked competitor from last season I might add, to being fourth last. My misery is nothing compared to that," said Kim.

"Good point," said Bridgette. "Should we go to your call from home?"

"Sure, why not?" asked Kim. The TV came down from the roof again, and Wade appeared on the screen. "Hey Wade, what's the sitch?" asked Kim.

"The sitch, Kim, is that Middleton has been conquered," said Wade.

"Lemme guess, Drakken?" asked Kim.

"Little more," said Wade.

"So Shego's there too?" said Kim.

"Little more," said Wade.

"Monkey Fist?" asked Kim.

"Little more," said Wade.

"The Señors?" asked Kim.

"Little more," said Wade.

"Okay, I get the point," said Kim. "I'm on my way."

"Please do, Duff Killigan and DNAmy make a surprisingly dangerous combo," said Wade as the TV cut out.

"Well, I gotta go. My hometown needs me," said Kim.

"I can help out if you need me to," said Max. "Especially if it means not helping Jeb."

"Thanks Max," said Kim. "Raven, you got some fight in you?"

"If it gets me out of pizza delivery duty, I'm in," said Raven. The three girls walked offstage and left the studio.

"So, that's all four guests gone so far, as well as three of the Peanut Gallery," said Alejandro. "Is this an omen?"

"Maybe, I'm considering doing to you what Geoff did to Blaineley," said Bridgette.

"What did he ever do to . . . Oh, wait, the pole. Never mind," said Heather.

"You're next on the list," said Bridgette.

"Whoa Bridge, settle down. How about we just go to some never before seen footage?" said Geoff.

"Fine," sighed Bridgette.

"Okay, well, this is for those people concerned with Liberty City after it was kind of more or less levelled," said Geoff. "We managed to find footage of some of the survivors, though how they managed this I'll never know." The TV dropped down from the roof again, and some shots of the Liberty City rubble appeared.

Suddenly, someone pushed their way out from under a broken piece of building. "Whoo, I'm alive," said the man, who just so happened to be Lazlow. "Hey, if there are any survivors around, could you just raise your hand so I can help you out of the rubble." A few seconds passed, and nothing happened. "Huh, guess I'm the last one left." Suddenly, a large piece of debris fell over, and a few dozen citizens come out from behind it. "AHH, ZOMBIES!"

"We ain't zombies," said one of them.

"AHH, TALKING ZOMBIES!" cried Lazlow.

"Just shut up you moron," said another person. "We have a lot of work to do rebuilding the city, and only about fifty people to do it."

"Rebuilding society with zombies," said Lazlow. "Well, I guess I could get used to it. Heck, the owner of Love Media was into . . ."

"We're not even dead," said one of the people.

"Stage one: denial," said Lazlow.

"Look, are you going to help us rebuild the city or what?" asked another citizen.

"Sure, why not?" said Lazlow. "We can rebuild the city back to exactly as it was."

"Nah, let's try and build a huge new city, completely different from the old one," said someone, and many of the people agreed.

"Okay, well, as least let me have my own radio show when things are back to normal," said Lazlow.

"No way," said some woman. "The downfall of this city came from the internet and phones. We can free ourselves from them now."

"The downfall of the city came from a bunch of kids with paintball guns," said Lazlow.

"LIAR," cried the woman, but by this time several citizens had picked her up and thrown her into the river.

The scene cut back to the studio with Geoff and Bridgette. "Okay guys, we have one final guest for tonight. Should we bring him out?" asked Geoff.

"As Kim mentioned earlier, He has had the biggest drop in Total Drama history since Gwen from seasons one and two. Please welcome, Ash." Ash walked out onstage and sat down.

"Hey, what gives? I thought I was the last guest for tonight. Where is everyone?" said Ash.

"One's unconscious, the other three are saving the world," said Bridgette. "So Ash, it must suck having gone from third last season to fourth last this season."

"Yeah, it does," said Ash. "But the thing is, I've lost five Pokémon Leagues so far, so I'm kinda used to it."

"You're not bitter?" asked Geoff.

"A little, but hey, it's cool," said Ash. "I mean, I've made a bunch of new friends and been on a few cool adventures. Plus, I heard about some new region where there's some new Pokémon for me to catch, so I'll be fine."

"Well, we're almost out of time . . ." said Geoff.

"Really? That didn't seem to go for very long," said Ash.

"No, I mean the writer's nearly out of time," said Geoff. "It's the night before he's meant to post this episode and he still hasn't finished it."

"Then why's he filling it up with pointless banter?" asked Ash.

"No idea, but let's just get to your call from home, shall we?" said Geoff. The giant TV dropped down from the roof once more, and Delia Ketchum appeared on the screen.

"Hi Ash," she said. "How are you doing?"

"Fine mum," said Ash.

"Are you coming home soon?" she asked.

"Real soon mum, unless Chris drags me into another season of this," said Ash.

"Well, just remember to visit Professor Oak when you get back," said Delia. "He wants to know why you haven't been catching any new Pokémon for him."

"Yes, mum," said Ash.

"Okay, bye honey," said Delia. "And don't forget to wear clean underw . . ."

"Yes, mum. Bye," said Ash, hurriedly ending the call.

"So Ash, are you wearing clean underwear?" asked Bridgette.

"Give me one opportunity when I had a chance to change them," said Ash. Geoff and Bridgette gave him a disgusted look, before moving away.

"Well, uh, that's our show for tonight," said Geoff.

"We'll see you next time for some more totally awesome Total Drama fun," said Bridgette. "Until then, I'm Bridgette."

"And I'm Geoff," said Geoff. "And this has been Total Drama Aftermath." And with that, the show ends.

Meanwhile, in the ruins of Camp Wawanakwa . . .

Blaineley is rummaging through the piles of rocks, trash and other things, when she pulls out some kind of gun. "Is this what I think it is?" she asked herself. She pointed it at a piece of rubble and fired. A hole appeared where she fired, but it didn't have rocks in it. Instead, it appeared to be some kind of sports field, though the things that appeared to be goals were way higher than an average human.

"Perfect," said Blaineley, pulling out an envelope. "Goodbye, Geoff and Bridgette," she said as she dropped the envelope on the grass. "And now, we wait." Blaineley began laughing maniacally as the screen fades to black.