Emmett
Dump green paint on him and run away screaming "Run! It's the Hulk!".
Tell him that what he thinks is muscle is really fat.
Keep reminding him that Bella beat him in the arm-wrestling contest.
Drive his jeep off a cliff.
Tell him that grizzlies became extinct.
Call him "Emmie".
Accuse him of using steroids.
Don't laugh at any of his jokes.
Challenge him to a breath holding contest, and accuse him of cheating.
Ask him why he likes to hunt the animal that almost killed him.
Tell him a dumb blonde joke, because he will end up telling it to Rosalie.
Laugh as Rosalie yells at him.
Make sure that Bella never falls around him.
Ask him if he will ever grow up.
Take away all his video games.
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