Warning: The following chapter contains torture...

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Chapter Seven:

A small shard of starlight wormed its way through the curtains and rested gently on the face of a one: Add Terra.

"Fuck you Princess Celestia" He mumbled lightly before wondering: Wait, what's a princess Celestia? And where the fuck was he? He felt something move to his left and then an arm found its way across his chest; he then proceeded to have a minor heart attack.

Once he recovered, he tried to remember why in the hell there would be another (living) creature in the bed with him… don't ask.

It couldn't be Ryan, he knew better than to even step into his room whilst he was asleep, he never went out, so it couldn't be a girl, or could it? Nah! Besides, he would never sleep with a random he had just met the day before, despite his sometime obvious attraction towards them. He wasn't a man whore or anything…

"Add?" A light whisper came from the figure to his side.

"Okay Add, don't panic, it might just be a prank Ryan is pulling?" Add thought this to himself but the more he did, the less likely it seemed.

Deciding to man the fuck up he gently removed the arm and turned to face the sleeping figure next to him. The first thing that filled his vision was silky jet black hair that smelt of lavender. Glancing down, he saw a soft face and beautifully pale skin, "Well, at least she looks nice".

The woman smiled and it caused Add's heart to speed up and promote growth in… another area so to speak.

Her eyes slowly fluttered open and when Add saw them, everything flashed back to him, the bracelet, the chase, the meeting of the incredibly beautiful royal sisters with nice asses…

She smiled at him and he smiled back.

"Oh Add" She moaned as she leant towards him

"Tavi" he said softly back, he leant forward and closed the gap between their lips.

They came together in a kiss that put all others to shame; and then… "ADD!"

Wait… What?

"Equestria to Add, come in Add!" Ryan yelled.

"Arghh!" Yelled Add as he fell backwards off his seat.

Ryan simply rolled his eyes as Add snapped out of one of his daydreams; Add was currently sitting at Octavia's breakfast bar and Ryan was preparing a breakfast of pancakes and waffles. Hey! Just because he's a dude, that does not mean he can't cook!

Octavia and Vinyl were both having showers after a long and awkward night. Well, Vinyl had broken her promise and they both woke up in each other's arms… The same could be said for Add and Tavi, but unlike Ryan, who freaked the fuck out! Add was cool with it and they simply talked like that for a while.

"So what do you think we will be doing today?" Asked Add as he got back onto his seat.

"Most likely we will be given a tour of… Ponyville? I think that's the name of this place, a bit odd if you ask me, and then I plan to read up on the history and learn about this magic of friendship jargon the princesses were going on about yesterday" Said Ryan as he flipped a pancake up and mixed more batter at the same time.

"DUDE! We are in a new world that has magic, flying people and super strength. We are quite literally gods in this world, princes at the very least, we are currently sleeping with two of sexiest females I have ever seen, we have an entire royal treasury at our disposal, the ability to summon shit to us and the first thing you want to do is read!?" Add was almost grabbing Ryan around the throat as he yelled this.

"Yes" Was the simple reply.

"Why do I even bother?" Sighed Add.

"I also believe you were wrong with something you mentioned by the way" muttered Ryan.

"Oh? And what would that be?" Asked Add curiously.

"The part about Miss. Scratch and Miss. Melody"

"Well, I know we're not sleeping with them in a sexual way dude, but still" grumbled Add.

"I was actually referring to the part when you called them two of sexiest females alive" Corrected Ryan.

"Wait… What?"

"I do not believe sexy is a good enough description, in my mind, if something is 'sexy', then it promotes sexual urges. And I think that would be a little insulting if you saw Vinyl and Octavia in only a sexual way, I think a better word of description would be… pulchritudinous" Explained Ryan

Add. has stopped working, initializing reboot system.

"Whu?"

"It means they possess exterior beauty, however my vocabulary is not wide enough to find a word that describes their inner beauty… perhaps? Alluring? Yes, that sounds good" Ryan said this mainly to himself as he stacked four plates with pancakes and waffles.

"Just admit it dude, you love Vinyl!" Teased Add.

"Love is such a strong word Mr. Terra" countered Ryan.

"Well what would you call it?"

"I would say I have a soft spot for both Miss. Scratch and Miss. Melody's, you on the other hand are infatuated with the violet treble clef that Octavia possess"

"The what?"

"Miss. Melody's 'cutie mark' as they call them, it is a violet treble clef, so that would indicate she plays an instrument of some sort, something with strings maybe?" Ryan guessed.

"When did you see that?"

"When she punched you across the courtyard" Said Ryan with a wave of one hand and using his other to lightly dust his stack of pancakes with icing sugar.

"Well then Mr. Smarty pants! What's Vinyl's cutie mark?" huffed Add.

"A reverse double eight note"

"Fuck you… No homo. How?"

"The power your eyes grant you is unbelievable if you know how to use them" Chuckled Ryan lightly as he set the table.

"But you hate classical music!" roared Add.

"On the contrary Add, I never said I hate classical music, I simply do not find much interest in it. Besides, Vinyl does not play classical music, she is a disk jockey and I would assume is more into the electronic and bass type of music, perhaps she plays at a local club?" Said Ryan with a straight face.

"Nah… Nah! I'm done, fuck this shit! GG, bye life!" And Add simply walked out of the kitchen.

"Well, he lasted longer than expected" came a voice from behind the couch, and then the two musicians emerged with red faces, as though they had been holding in laughter.

"I hope these are up to your standards" Said Ryan with a smile as he set the plates of food down.

Roughly half an hour later (after Add had calmed down… Sorta, more or less)

"Everybody ready?" Asked Octavia as her and Add walked into Vinyl's apartment.

"I cannot speak for Miss. Scratch but I on the other hand am ready" stated Ryan from the lounge.

"Hold everybody, I'm just about done" the voice of a one Vinyl Scratch came from down the hall, followed by a loud bang against the wall and a few muffled curses.

Eventually she emerged and the four roomies all got into the cramped elevator again, Ryan and Add got a good smell of their hair as they now had their backs to them. Add had to admit, Tavi had a really soft ass… As far as asses go of course.

The next two hour were spent wandering around Ponyville, introducing Add and Ryan to some of the townsfolk, well, it looked like city in the morons case. But they were assured this was relatively small compared to Canterlot and places like Manehatten.

"You have got be shitting me" Ryan committed mass genocide with the facepalm he just did.

"What?" Asked Vinyl and Octavia at the same time.

"Please don't tell me all the different cities around here have pun filled names" Ryan asked hopefully.

"Well, there's: Las Pegasus, Vanhoover, Cloudsdale, Dodge City, Apploosa, The Crystal Empire, Saddle Arabia and Neigh Zealand… To name a few" Octavia stopped when she saw Ryan's left eye twitch in a way that should not have been physically possible.

"I think you broke him…" Said Add as he poked him in the cheek.

"Ryan, you alright?" Asked Vinyl cautiously, she had awoken that morning to a very surprised Ryan who had promptly pinned her to the bed in a very… interesting way. She was careful to say the least.

"I have an idea! Vinyl I need you to close your eyes for a second" Said Add as he clicked his knuckles. A habit which Tavi now realized she hated.

Vinyl did as she was asked and closed her eyes, her shades resting on her double blue colored hair. Add put a hand on her shoulder and moved her gently forward, Vinyl was very confused until she felt something soft touch her face, or more specifically: her lips.

"Now kiss!" Said Add evilly and Vinyl could hear Octavia laughing in the background, however she was still trying to figure out what was happening, she cracked opened an eye and found her eyes locked onto Ryan's emerald ones.

Ryan was also having a mind fuck moment but he quickly realized what was going. But instead of pulling away, he wrapped his arms around Vinyl's back and deepened the kiss, much to the surprise of everyone present.

"Wow…" Was all Add could say as he watched.

"I second that" said Tavi with a massive blush present on her face.

Eventually they broke the kiss, but Vinyl still leaned forward expectantly. Ryan simply raised an eyebrow and she burned red and smiled sheepishly. Ryan then turned on Add and flicked him in the center of the forehead, a dull thud was heard and Add was knocked to the ground.

"Sweet Celestia, what was that?" Shouted Tavi in surprise.

"That was Ryan's most powerful attack, the super forehead flick. Hurts like a mofo as well" Winced Add in pain.

"Oh man the fuck up already Add" sighed Ryan as he began to walk again.

"And where are you going?" Asked Add.

"To see Princess Twilight" he stated simply, never looking back.

"And how do you know where she lives?"

"The gigantic crystal castle that is on the outskirts of ponyville? I'm just assuming though" he said smugly.

"Well played sir"

Eventually the four arrived at the doors of the castle, it seemed to glow in the light and it radiated power. Ryan was also very pissed off that someone would make a castle out of crystal.

"I swear that the logic of this dimension is completely off! A castle made of crystal is one of the worst made things to ever exist, I mean, it looks nice sure! But one hit to the right place and the entire structure would be compromised, unless of course…"

"The material was made from a sturdy crystalline structure such as diamond? However that poses the question: Why would you waste so much diamond on such a building?" The voice came from behind them and all but Ryan turned to face them.

"And the answer to that question? The entire castle looks like one big tree made of crystal, trees are created from seeds, a seed made from crystal perhaps? But that begs the question, where did that seed come from? Another tree made from crystal would be my best bet… but then again, these are all just theories… And from the silence I am greeted with, I am once again assuming I am correct?" The sound of nine jaws dropping is marvelous sound to hear and Ryan heard this now.

"And that is why Ryan has an I.Q of over 150 everybody!" Said Add with a sarcastic clap.

"How did you do that?" Asked Rarity.

"I. Used. My. Eyes" Said Ryan clearly, he was very annoyed when people were ignorant to the world around them, "But enough of that, where did the map send you?"

"How did you…" began Twilight before Ryan pointed to the huge as map behind her, "Oh".

"We were about to go spread the magic of friendship to a remote town that is being terrorized by a horrible monster" Exclaimed Pinkie.

"That sounds awesome as fuck!" yelled Add in excitement.

"Hmm… this magic of friendship you speak of, it is powerful?" Asked Ryan.

"One of the most powerful" Said Twilight proudly.

"I see said the blind man" Ryan was deep in thought and Add gestured for everyone to be silent. Eventually Ryan reconnected with reality and the next thing that came from his mouth shocked everyone except for Twilight.

"May we join you?"

Silence…

"Of course"

"Wait what!?" Screamed Vinyl and Octavia.

"Seconded" Injected Add

"We would love to have you accompany us and learn all about the magic of friendship" said Twilight happily.

"Thank you very much your majesty, we will be of no hindrance to your mission and will simply observe, won't we Add?!" Said Ryan glaring at Add who simply nodded sheepishly. "

But you guys just got here! You can't just pack up and go!" Cried Octavia.

"Nonsense darling, the mission will take no longer than a day maybe two at the most" reassured Rarity.

"Besides, if we die horribly then it will be like we were never here!" Said Add trying lighten the mood.

Ryan destroyed the universe with the facepalm he just did.

So there they were, two humans from another dimension, sitting on a magic train with a princess and five protectors of the known world, off to go solve a problem that had nothing to do with them. What the fuck is wrong with them?

"There it is" whispered Pinkie as they looked down upon the town.

"Well let's go get them!" yelled Add who jumped over the edge, but was caught by Ryan's pocket watch wrapping around his ankle and yanking him back up.

"Their mission, we watch!" he said furiously and Add simply nodded, "Carry on Miss. Pie"

The mane six simply looked at them with slight worry before focusing on the task ahead of them; they all made their way down the cliff side and arrived at the small town.

"Oh this is just fucked up" noted Add as they walked through the middle of the town and were 'welcomed' so many times; both Add and Ryan were tempted to smack a bitch.

"Wel…" began someone before Add lost it. "If you say welcome one more time, I am going to go to ponyville, find a homeless man and pay him to come shit in your sink!" Ryan just let him vent.

"What my friend here was trying to say is: we feel very welcome, and we were wondering if there have been any problems around here recently?" Ryan asked this and got a nod of approval from Twilight.

"Can't say we have, but if ya want we can introduce you to the village leader: Starlight Glimmer" said the man kindly.

"Many thanks" Replied Ryan.

Whilst they were lead towards the house, Twilight walked alongside Ryan.

"Nicely handled Ryan, if you want, you can handle the mission from now on, but its fine if you don't want to" Twilight offered.

"It would be my honor" he said with a bow.

"Oh, Ryan getting the leader role! Awesome!" Said Add lightly but was overheard by a certain multi colored element bearer.

"So you and Ryan friends huh?" Asked Rainbow Dash casually.

"The best" Sighed Add.

"Cool cool, you just seem like bitter rivals at times" she noted.

"Exactly, it keeps us on edge and makes life far more interesting" explained Add and Rainbow nodded in understanding.

"Here we are!"

"Thank you very much" Said Ryan politely and the man walked away.

Ryan strode up to the house and knocked firmly three times. He heard a faint answer from with the building itself and backed up a few steps from the door. A few moments later the door swung open and out came a very pale woman with double colored turquoise and violet hair.

"Welcome to our village; have you come to find true friendship?" She asked

"You must be Starlight Glimmer" said Ryan with a small bow.

"Oh there is no need for such formalities, we are all equals here" she said with a voice that made both Ryan and Add gag. However, Ryan did his best to stay calm and not smack her in the face.

"We have become aware that there may be some sort of a problem from here, is that true?" Asked Ryan through gritted teeth, this woman radiated evil and it was taking all of his willpower to hold back.

"Problem? That couldn't be further from the truth, everything is perfect here… in fact we have a little song for you…" she breathed in to start singing but Ryan quickly jabbed her in the solar plexus and winded her.

"Your majesty, do magic inhibitors exist?" Asked Ryan.

"They do, why?"

"May I have one please"

"Sure, here you go"

Ryan caught it with one hand and placed it on Starlight Glimmers wrist (who was still struggling to breath)

"Ms. Jack, may I borrow your lasso and Miss. Shy, can you fetch me a towel and a bucket of water please" Asked Ryan.

"Sure thing"

"Okay"

"Many thanks" Said Ryan as he tied up Starlight and put her over his shoulder.

"What are you doing!?" She asked desperately.

"We are going to have a serious talk, you and I… Alone" said Ryan darkly.

"Ryan what are you doing, she gives me the creeps as well but isn't this taking it too far?" Whispered Add in his ear as he approached one of the numerous buildings.

"I am solving a friendship problem, if she complies then no harm will come to her"

"And if she doesn't"

But Ryan didn't answer or perhaps couldn't.

"Your majesty, would you be as kind as to put a silence spell on this building" Asked Ryan as he opened the door.

"Ryan, if you hurt her, I will have to take control of the mission away from you" warned Twilight.

"We are simply going to talk, there will not be a single scratch on her once we are done, you have my word" promised Ryan, Twilight nodded and cast a short spell and Ryan entered the room.

Inside said Room Ryan gently place Starlight down on the table in the middle of the room, he noted that there was a sink and found that water came from it. He then secured Starlight to the table with the lasso on her back; he pulled up a chair and got ready to begin the interrogation.

"Now, this can go one of two ways. First: you tell me the truth and nothing but the truth first time around and nothing will happen to you. Or: I make you tell me everything I want to know, your choice. Take your time" Ryan was grinning with dark delight.

"I have done nothing wrong, and you have no right to do this to me. Let me go!" she was trying to cast magic but the inhibitor prevented that and the lasso kept her secured (Ryan really knew his knots)

"Very well… I was hoping you would be smart and tell me the truth but I guess not." Sighed Ryan as he dunked the towel in the bucket of water and squeezed it out.

He then placed the damp fabric on her face, making sure to cover her mouth and nose. He then slowly tipped the bucket of water onto her face. Starlight began to buck as she was being drowned… no, she was being water boarded.

Ryan tried to block out the sounds of her muffled screams as her lungs begged for air. Once the bucket was empty, he removed the towel and Starlight gasped for air, he gave her a moment and went to refill the bucket. When he came back she was still coughing up water, then she began to scream for help.

"Ms. Glimmer, that was the whole reason I asked the princess to put a soundproof spell on this room, now are you ready to comply?" he asked slightly annoyed with her resistant attitude.

"Go to Tartarus" she spat at him in disgust.

"All in due time" he replied as he put the towel back on her face and began the process again, once again, trying to block out her muffled screams…

About an hour later

The door opened and Ryan came striding out with the light in his eyes having gone dark. Everyone was so shocked by his sudden arrival that they all went silent. He made his way to Starlight's house and pulled off the first step of her staircase leading up to her door.

He pulled out a well-kept bow and a single arrow; he then made his way up the mountain on the other side of her house. The mane six followed him silently; however Add was nowhere to be seen. Ryan lead them towards a cave mouth in the side of the cliff, he then loaded his arrow and took aim at the wall containing all the villages cutie marks.

"What is this?" Asked Twilight in shock.

"A prison for cutie marks" Said Ryan grimly and let loose the arrow.

It struck the center of the wall and a huge crack appeared in the middle, the wall began to shake and then all the cutie marks burst free from their prison. Nothing could keep them from their rightful owners now.

The zoomed out and reconnected with their hosts, filling them with uniqueness and creativity.

"So that was the problem… all this talent was being kept here" Said Twilight softly.

"No, it wasn't being kept there. Starlight took the cutie marks from the townsfolk with a spell she mastered and made them all equal, however she duped them by disguising her cutie mark. Why she did it I do not know, she would not tell me no matter how much I asked her" Ryan said this very softly as three cutie marks danced around him.

"They seem to be thanking you" noted Fluttershy.

"For what?" he asked genuinely surprised.

"For saving us" came a voice from behind them, they all turned and found themselves faced with the entire town.

A moment of silence before they suddenly rushed towards them, cheering! They were lifted off their feet and taken back down into the town, there were thanks and praise but Ryan didn't hear any of it as his eyes were locked with the ones belonging to Add Terra.

His look gave it all away: He knew.

Twilight insisted that they report back to Canterlot to tell the Princesses all about Starlight Glimmer, as she had somehow managed to mysteriously escape when they were freeing the cutie marks.

Ryan knew the truth however, Add had freed her and he knew all about their talk and his methods.

However they all sat in silence the entire journey.

"Welcome back my fellow Princess" Said Celestia as her and Twilight embraced.

"It is good to see you again as well Princess" sighed Twilight happily.

"Not that your presence is unwelcome here, but why did you bring Ryan and Add with you?" Asked Luna raising an eyebrow.

"They wished to accompany us on our friendship mission to see the power of friendship in action however Ryan did a fantastic job and solved the crisis by himself" Explained Twilight and both Princesses looked very impressed.

Ryan on the other hand was standing far off in the shadows of the corner.

"Congratulations Ryan, how did you end up solving the problem by the way?" Asked Luna.

"I talked with Miss. Glimmer and she told me about the vault and said she had been taking their cutie marks by force, she also explained that she had a bow that could break the vault if necessary, where to find said bow and where the vault was" he said softly.

"BULLSHIT!" Roared Add suddenly.

"Excuse me?" said Luna in confusion.

"Tell them the truth Ryan; tell them exactly what you did" Goaded Add.

"I asked her a question and she answered it" he said simply.

"I think you forgot the part where you tortured her through water-boarding, a method of torture might I add, that leaves no marks but is far worse than anything a knife could inflict. That is the only reason he was able to say he wouldn't leave a mark on her, because he didn't, he almost drowned her!"

And there it was; the accusation, the truth. Floating in the air like a bad smell.

"You still don't get it do you" chuckled Ryan darkly.

"That you're a physcopath that tortures people?" yelled Add.

"No! I did what you have never had the balls to do! I manned the fuck up and did something about the problem! I have always been defending you and solving your problems and tidying up after you! Starlight Glimmer was a monster and she was very lucky I didn't do more, but I promised Twilight I would not leave a scratch on her and I didn't, I have my ways of accomplishing my goals and I saved an entire town in the process, where as you on the other hand did nothing but twiddle your thumbs as you always do!"

"Fuck you! I thought I knew who you were, but obviously I was mistaken"

"It would not be the first time your brain has failed you in life, or perhaps you forgot about the time you almost failed your high school exams had it not been for me"

"Yeah, I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but at least I'm not afraid of a little quiet"

"How dare you!"

"What? Hit a nerve did I. Oh what would briar say?"

"I'm going to fucking murder you!" Screamed Ryan as his eyes sparked black and he leapt at Add whose eyes burned purple for a moment.

Being the faster of the two, Ryan connected a punch to the side of Add's head, but Add was sneaky and brought his legs around and swept Ryan in the process. He then straddled him and began to choke him, but Ryan was having none of that and hit a cluster of nerves on the side of his arms, with only one arm holding him Ryan brought his knee up and hit Add under the chin. This caused him to fall over him and give Ryan the time to get back up.

Add found his feet as well and then they just stood there, Ryan's neck was red and hurt like a boss, Add had bitten his tongue and his arm was only just regaining feeling.

"You look like hell" commented Ryan.

"Speak for yourself" Noted Add.

Silence.

A laugh.

From both of them.

"Holy fuck that was good scrap, haven't been that mad since you broke my x-box" Said Add as he walked over to his friend.

"That was a sly move by the way, you sneaky bastard" chuckled Ryan.

"I learnt from the best" said Add as they did their handshake.

"What the hay is going on!" Yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Oh… Well, you see, Ryan and I are prone to get very… upset with each other on a regular basis. So when we do, we usually beat the shit out of each other and then have a pizza and some energy drinks and make up, no biggie" Explained Add.

"But… you… he… what?" Said Twilight with a confused look on her face.

Both Add and Ryan burst out laughing.

"Luna if you could be so kind" Asked Ryan, getting the message Luna's face lit up and both of them were suddenly gone.

Far away

"Hmm… they have pent up anger towards each other? But they always work it out. I need to put them in a position that separates them. I must also delve deeper into those sparks of black and purple flames I saw in their eyes. The more I observe the more these two interest me. They may even hold the key to the power source I have been looking for. However they are being watched by the infernal Whooves and Discord… Patience is the key" The shadowy figure grinned to himself as he walked away from the pool and back towards the throne room, "And besides, if all else fails, I can just use this one them"

The device had a sticker on the side; Warnung: Nuclear Geräte.

A/N: Holy Shit!

I hate starlight glimmer so much... still a good first episode though.

I do not regret the torture scene though... Send your hate, I am ready!

On the other hand, this took so long to finish... Three words: School and parents... need i say more?

The last part is German so paste it into google translate if you want a rough idea on whats to come.

This was a filler chapter and good i was scraping the barrel until season premiere came out and then i thought what Add and Ryan would do if face with Glimmer... My thoughts were not good ones.

Until next time though! (Which might be a while figuring this is far longer than any other of my chapters and school is a massive douche)

My name is Parradox and thanks so much for reading.

Bye!

P.s When i first uploaded this, it all joined together so it was one huge paragraph... FML, it took so long to un-clump but meh.