In the Bat Cave...
"Master Wayne! We have a problem!" Alfred yells.
"This better be important Alfred. Or I'm gonna kick you f---ing Ass! Than you and me will be done profesionally!" Bruce Wayne yells.
"You still have forgiven me over standing in front of those lights. But no, Gotham has a major problem. Something that threatens the Universe! A matter of the Gods!" Alfred forewarns.
"What!?" Bruce begs.
"Something that will delay are Universe and put it at threat! Something called, Inception (2010) A Christopher Nolan sci-fi epic to begin filming this Summer!" Alfred promotes.
Da-Da-Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
"But Batman 3 is scheduled for 2011! It'll threaten the way of our Universe! We have to travel to the layer of the Gods!" Bruce panics.
"Can the Joker come too than. Please. Pleeeeeeeeeease!" Alfred asks.
"Why, you know we'll have to take Scarecrow aswell?"
"He makes trips more interesting. And we rarely see him. Anyway, to the layer of the Gods!" Alfred Wayne exclaims.
One trip to Arkham later, a brief trip to Wall-mart for shades and ABBA Gold edition, a small stop to Star Bucks street, formally known as New York and the Batmobile is ready to go. They take off with the tunes of "The Wheels on the Bat-mobile shoot of to form a motorbike." being sung heartily.
The Layer of the Gods...............at the Christopher Nolans House...
The Batmobile stops, the familiar sounds of hatred and a mutual desire to kill each other after a trip out. And that's after before the Holiday begins.
"O.K! Joker! We're never playing card games again on a road trip!" Scarecrow announces.
"Well I offered to do a magic trick." Joker replies.
"We're never letting you have that pencil back." Bruce reminds with dark eyes.
"Anyway." Alfred moves on.
#Ding Dong#
"Hello. Emily Nolan. Is the circus in town?"
"Hi. Is Chris home. We're associates." The Joker explains.
In the Nolan Pure Gold Household!
"So remember kids, if you're out of idea's, and your career looks uncertain..." Chris begins.
"Steal your brothers short story idea before he publishes it so you're nominated for original screen play." His 3 children reminds.
"That's my kids." Chris smiles.
"Nolan! We want a word with you. A word about Inception (2010)." Bruce demands.
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"Now guys let me explain." Chris begins.
"Your leaving are Universe in peril to direct a sci-fi epic!" The Joker cries.
"Why, so, serious?" Chris says.
"Oh no you didn't!" Joker yells out.
The Joker rushes forward slapping out and screaming, only for Scarecrow and Alfred to restrain him.
"Don't do it Joker! It's not worth it!" Alfred assures.
"Guys allow me to explain. I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you. Go back to mind-raping audiences with Memento? No, you, complete me! You know why the Dark Knight was a success? We made them wait. Wait a long time. We let out rumour after rumour! We made them think Robin Williams was the Joker! We kept them waiting till the fans started killing each other. Cause you see, when the chips are down, these civilised people will eat each other! And upset the established order, and everyone watches! Than, when the first trailer came out, we made them wait some more. We made them wait so long I wanted to speculate Samuel L Jackson was the Joker! That's what I'm doing again! I'm making them wait, I'm making them get on their knees and either beg or blow. In the end: It's all part of the plan!"
"You're right! You're a deadly man Nolan. And I thought I was the evil villain." The Joker laughs.
"Please. I do your evil when I get up in the morning!" Chris laughs.
Than in an explosion of evil energy, Chris leaps into the Nolan-mobile and flies away, leaving the others in a pool of smoke as his evil plans take place. An evil cackle filling the end.
"Wait. Where are all are wallets. And where has Nolan gone, and why are we in the middle of the desert. And why is Nolan flying off Mars with all the supplies of the worlds gold." Bruce exclaims.
"The evil genius!" Joker sighs.
Inception! Coming July 16th 2010! Batman 3, maybe 2011...
