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"I am not stopping for coffee." Luke stated with a determined glint in his eye.
"Oh, yes you are. Rory said so. So there!" Lorelai crossed her eyes at him and stuck her nose in the air.
"Well, contrary to previous belief I do not have to listen to what Rory says. Capish?"
Lorelai gave a snorting sigh and pouted.
"I have had just enough of your pouting. I am putting my foot down about this." Luke scowled as he and Jess carefully pulled back out onto the rode.
"You can't." Lorelai teased quickly losing her pouty look.
"And why not?" Luke growled at her.
"Because you are driving." Lorelai squealed.
Luke opened his mouth to reply, and not for the first time, found himself without a comeback.
"Yay! I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win." Lorelai chanted over and over again.
Luke wrinkled his nose as he continued to stare at the road. "You're used to saying that aren't you?"
"Yep." Lorelai stated matter-of-factly.
Luke rolled his eyes.
"Now about this coffee," Lorelai started.
Luke interrupted her. "Now what did I say about that?"
Lorelai didn't answer him.
"Well?"
"I thought you were being rhetorical."
"What?"
"You know…rhetorical." Lorelai stated as if it were obvious.
Luke shook his head. "What?"
"R-H-E-T-O-R-I-C-A-L" Lorelai said it slowly sounding it out.
"What?" Luke asked again.
"Quit saying that." Lorelai shrieked.
"What?" Luke asked innocently.
"Arggggg!" Lorelai growled as she picked up the walkie-talkie. "Rory, explain the meaning of rhetorical to Luke."
"What?" Rory asked as she looked at Jess with a confused expression on her face.
Jess shrugged and turned the radio down.
"What is with you people and the what word?" Lorelai crowed.
Luke grabbed the walkie-talkie. "You mother told me that she thought I was being rhetorical."
"That you were being rhetorical?" Rory asked still confused.
Lorelai took the walkie-talkie back. "You know when a person asked a question that's rhetorical?"
"Oh… Luke, rhetorical means when you ask a question that you don't except an answer to." Rory verified.
"But that means the question was rhetorical, not that I was being rhetorical." Luke said with a triumphant look at Lorelai.
"Well, I guess so." Rory answered.
Luke looked at Lorelai with a haha expression.
"But," Lorelai began but trailed off when she realized that she had been beaten at her own game.
"Haha. I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win, I win." Luke chanted. "Man that feels great. I finally beat you at this ridiculous game."
Lorelai snorted and crossed her arms.
Luke took pity on her.
"See that blue bag right there?" He asked Lorelai.
Lorelai nodded wearily. "Look in it." He commanded.
Lorelai obeyed and pulled out a thermos. "Is this what I think it is?"
"Yep." Luke nodded his head.
Lorelai opened the top and poured herself a cup of coffee straight from Luke's diner. "Oh, Lukey, I loveeee you." Lorelai squealed.
"If only." Luke thought a bit sadly.
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