[AN: Thought you'd never see me again, huh? Well, I got busy and I kept putting this off. Not to mention I wanted to draw instead of write... soooo...
Hope you enjoy the next chapter. X3
Disclaimer: I own not Danny Phantom nor Batman characters that they dress up as... XD]
333 ways to get kicked out of Amity Mall
7. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
"Okay, got everything needed for today's planned pranks," Tucker noted as he was walking on the sidewalk and held a bag of certain objects and random things just for the heck of making a prank a lot more funny then it should, "Now I just gotta meet up with Danny and Sam and we can begin today's 'Pranks of Destiny.'" He grinned mischievously as he finally saw the door to Amity Mall in sight.
As he reached the mall doors, he glanced around to see if could spot his two best friends (His two best friends that were crushing on each other, he added mentally, though they'll never admit it to each other at this rate.) Tucker started to whistle to himself as he waited patiently for one of them to show up so he could start the next prank.
Five minutes later, Tucker was bored out of skull. "Where are they?" He started to pace a little and started to take out his phone, before he felt someone tapping on his shoulder from behind.
"Finally, someone-" Tucker started to say, until he turned around and saw that no one was there. Tucker narrowed his eyes and he felt another tap on his should from behind again. Tucker groaned and turned around again and…
"BEWARE!" Danny Phantom appeared and was holding a 'bloody' sword and an eye patch. He grinned evilly and he sliced the air in front of him. Danny's smile faded as Tucker just gave him a 'I'm not impressed' look. "What? Wasn't I scary?" Danny asked a little disappointed.
Tucker just shook his head and rolled his eyes, "Dude, you're not that scary." Danny just sighed as he flew behind a car and changed into his human form.
"Jeez, I wanted to try something for today's list of pranks that was off the list," Danny grumbled as he walked back over to Tucker.
"Danny, don't fight the list. The list is every pranker's dream," Tucker said as he held it over his head dramatically. Danny could swear he could see a ray of light shine down on the list and angels singing.
"Tucker, don't be so dramatic," Danny narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms.
"Fine, fine. When is Sam getting here?"
"In an hour, she wanted to bring some things for a prank on the list."
"SWEET!" Tucker fist pumped the air and ran over to the doors, "Come on, we gotta do a duel."
"Duel?" Danny said curiously.
"Yeah, you need to get changed in to your costume."
"WHAT?" Danny almost shouted in surprise, "The next thing didn't say anything about dressing up."
"I know, but this will make it even funnier!" Tucker laughed and ran inside.
"Oh no…" Danny face palmed.
DPDPDPDP
"Dost thou wish to fightith me, rapscallion?" A certain ghost child said as he walked forward… wearing a silver-like suit of armor. "Or dost thou wish to fleeith away… ith?" He said with a bit of uncertainty of why he was talking like people from a Shakespearean play.
"NEHEHEH! No way Jose!" Tucker said, dressed up in a tuxedo, while wearing a top hat and a monocle. Danny thought Tucker looked like Penguin from Batman… only not fat and short. "You think you can stop me, o' knight of old?" Tucker pulled out a gift wrap tube out of nowhere and pointed it at Sir Danny, "Well come and stop me!"
"Alright…ith," Danny said as he also pulled out a gift wrap tube out of nowhere. The two swung their tubes at each other, with a slight 'clunk.' They repeated again and again, until…
"Uh, sirs? What are you doing?"
Danny and 'Tucker Penguin' turned around to see a female Old Navy employee looking at them with uncertainty and just a little bit frightened.
"NEH! DUEL WITH ME!" Tucker Penguin pointed his gift wrap tube like sword at the employee. She just stared at him like he was INSANE!
"Uh… I'll pass," she said as she quickly ran out of the store, not caring if she got fired or not… frankly, SHE JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE WEIRDOS!
"Eh, suit yourself sweetheart," Tucker Penguin said as he turned back to Sir Danny, "Now then…"
"Tucker..." Danny started.
"I AM NOT TUCKER! I AM TUCKER PENGUIN!" He proclaimed to the entire section of the mall with just an evil laugh (Danny could swear he saw lighting come out of nowhere along with thunder.) Uh-oh, thought Danny as he edged his way toward the exit, Tucker has lost it. I wonder if that's what I was like when I was Batman? Danny wondered as he made it to the exit and held the list in his fist. Maybe he should do a solo prank while Tucker calms down. Danny walked out of there and searched for his next victim.
"BWAHAHAHAH… huh?" Tucker Penguin looked around to see if the Sir Danny was still around, but it appears he fled as Penguin laughed his head off. "Oh well," He shrugged, before he pointed dramatically with his gift wrap tube like sword in the air, "TO THE PET STORE!" He said evilly and ran out of Old Navy, plotting an evil scheme.
[Oh god Tucker... D:
...XD I'm insane I know.]
