(skips onto stage and sits down) hi everyone! Well today is the story that everyone has been requesting! (hits head on book) unfortunately … I have had a lot of problems recently, so haven't updated any of my stories, so I'm sorry for the long wait. (opens the book) Today's story is called, Shyderella!

Once upon a time there was a young beautiful girl, who's mother had passed away when she was very young.

(Hinata walks onto stage, bright red and fiddling with her fingers nervously)

Her father had married a cruel woman who had two daughters of her own, who were both very selfish. But one day, he died, leaving Shyderella with her stepmother.

(Temari walks onto the stage)

(Temari) Finally! My time to be cruel!!

(Kankuro from backstage) … err…

(Temari holds up the spoon and glares) Don't say anything or I'll bring back the porridge!

(Kankuro gulps and hides behind Gaara)

(Sakura and Ino walks onto stage, pushing each other)

(Ino) Watch where you're going Big Brow!

(Sakura) Shut up Ino-Pig!!

Great acting!

(Ino and Sakura) acting?!

The stepmother and stepsisters treated Shyderella like a slave and took away all her nice clothes and replaced them with rags.

(Temari throws some tattered rags at Hinata) Be lucky you get them!

(Kankuro shouts) YEAH! SHE CAN DO A LOT WORSE!! (he shudders as memories flood back)

KANKURO STAY OUT OF THIS!

(Gaara uses his sand to gag Kankuro)

(Kankuro slowly turns purple)

One day while Shyderella was cleaning, somebody knocked on the door. It was the King's messenger!

(Kiba walks onto stage with a scroll) By orders of the King; every fair maiden in the kingdom shall attended the royal ball held tonight in the Prince's honour!

(Ino and Sakura scream) THE PRINCE!! WE GET TO MEET THE PRINCE!!

Shyderella wanted to go as well, but her evil Stepmother didn't want the Prince to meet her, cause she knew that Shyderella was beautiful unlike her two daughters.

(Hinata) T-The Prince? (she turns pink) I would.. Err… love to.. Meet the Prince

(Temari) YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PRINCE!!

So Shyderella was given extra work to do while the Stepmother and two ugly Stepsisters went to the ball.

(Temari throws toothbrushes onto the ground) I want this whole stage spotless when I get back!

Where did you get so many?

(Temari) There's a dozen unused ones in Naruto's room.

.. Ew

(Temari, Ino and Sakura walk off stage, while Hinata sat on the floor upset)

She cried and cried till suddenly she noticed several glowing orbs floating around her. All of a sudden, a woman appeared in front of her!

(Naruto jumps onto the stage with a wand) I'M YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER!!

I mean, all of a sudden, a male appeared in front of her! It was her fairy godfather!

(Naruto) … Godfather? (Quickly transforms so he's wearing mafia clothes and replaces wand with a gun)

Not with that sort of godfather!

(Naruto holds up his gun) Alright Shyderella, who shall I take care of for you?

(Hinata blushes) Well … err… I just… well I … just wanted to .. Err … go to the ball

(Naruto) I'll charge extra for the transport, but you can have the dress for free.

(Hinata) But.. What about… umm.. All this… cleaning.

(Naruto) No problem!

(He holds the gun into air and fires it)

(Akatsuki runs onto the stage, some dressed in wings, while others are wearing mouse ears and tails)

(Naruto) Time to clean my evil gang!

(Pein) Since when do take orders from him?!

Just play along…

(Pein grumbles and starts scrubbing the floor with the others)

(Tobi grins and holds takes the toothbrushes) Tobi is a good boy again!

(Hinata) How are we umm… going to err.. Get there?

(Naruto forms hand signs and places his hand on the ground) SUMMONING JUTSU!

(A large frog appears and Naruto jumps on top and offers his hand to Hinata) You shall go to the ball!

(Hinata turns even redder as she glances at his hand and faints)

(Hidan throws his toothbrush to the ground) I JUST CLEANED THERE!!

… damn

(Naruto quickly picks up Hinata and the frog hops off with Hidan chasing them with his scythe)

(Hidan) I'LL KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY CLEAN FLOOR!!

(closes book and laughs nervously) Well there's part 1 of the Shyderella. Part 2 will come out soon… if they're still alive.