Chapter 7- The Diamond Heart
Link let Luigi and Remilia in Hyrule castle. All the royal guards were looking outside the windows wondering when the sun will come up.
"Allow me to get the Princess" Link told the two, then he left for Zelda. Luigi turned sharply at Remilia.
"Don't run off this time! Link is one of my closest friends and I don't want him to think I'm a jerk around girls!" Luigi snapped.
Remilia looked at Luigi for a couple of moments, then flew off. Luigi covered his face with his hands.
"That girl, really" Luigi said with anger, "Come back here!"
Luigi ran up to Remilia, who was examining Bomb crates. Luigi then started swinging his arms.
"Don't do anything please!" Luigi asked nervously.
Remilia turned to look at Luigi.
"Just keeping note" Remilia told him then flew towards Link, who was now with Princess Zelda. Luigi followed her.
"Greetings young one. I am Zelda, the Princess of Hyrule" Zelda said. Zelda then saw Luigi approached her, "Oh, hey Luigi".
Luigi just smilied and waved.
"Hey princess, it seems I can't get home to my world, could you give me some sort of transportation?" Remilia asked.
Zelda thought to herself as Link was looking at Zelda.
"This is beyond my ability..." Zelda responded.
Remilia got upset and Luigi sighed heavily as he put his head down.
"Now now, no need to get down, how about a train ticket to Sarasaland?" Zelda asked the two. The question made Remilia lose her temper.
"So I have to get on ANOTHER train for three MORE hours with this man?" Remilia questioned pointing at Luigi, who has his left hand in his mouth. He looked at the three looking at him, so he put his hand out of his mouth.
"Don't raise your voice in front of the princess!" Link snapped, "and actually it's a five hour wait"
Remilia fell to the ground kicking her feet. "I JUST WANT TO GO HOME! IF I WASN'T SO BATTLE DAMAGE, I WOULD GO HOME NOW!" Remilia sobbed.
Zelda went up to Remilia and hugged her.
"Sorry I have disappointed you so much, but this is the only solution I can provide at the time" Zelda whispered.
Link walked over to Luigi.
"You know, she does remind me of you" Link said.
"It's not going to happen, she is around 500 years old" Luigi responded.
Link gasped, "WHAT?! SHE IS A VAMPIRE?" Link looked at Zelda.
"Please be careful princess" Link reminded Zelda.
"I'm careful Link, your as annoying as Luigi" Zelda teased.
"Hey! Excuuuuuse me princess!" Link replied.
Link looked back at Luigi.
"Let me go and get those tickets". Link left leaving Luigi standing there staring at Remilia and Zelda.
Bowser ran up to Mario, who was making his way to the exit of the castle.
"Mario, I apologizes! How about you, that not powerful swooper, and your girlfriend stay for dessert?" Bowser requested.
"She's not my girlfriend, she is friend" Mario replied.
"Yeah, she's more like 'the girl Mario has been waiting his whole life for'!" Swan teased.
Mario glared at Swan as he smiled.
"Oooo, are we going to have Carrot Cake for two?" Reisen asked.
Bowser laughed, "You can have anything you want! Including Mario! If you know what I mean!"
Mario and Reisen blushed as Swan hi-fives Bowser.
"Bowser! This is a K+ story!" Mario yelled as he covered his whole head with his hat.
"But it's romantic!" Reisen reminded Mario.
Swan flew over to Mario.
"Like I said, you can have anything you want! As long as you give me the Swan!" Bowser laughed.
Swan turned towards Bowser.
"What? Why?" He responded.
"Yeah, just give me the Swooper for no solitary reason!" Bowser asked again.
Mario crossed his arms, "I have every right not to believe you". Mario turned to a vase felled with feathers and grabbed one.
"NOOOOO! GET OFF THERE!" A fox dressed in uniform yelled at Tewi and Yoshi, who were jumping on a space fighter known as an Arwing. A falcon that walked in the garage in the Great Foxand saw the fox freaking out.
"Awww shut up Fox!" the falcon told Fox McCloud, "If Yoshi wants to jump on your Arwing with a bunny girl, he can go right ahead! Slippy will just fix it".
"Easy for you to say Falco! The only thing you can build is my anger to punch you!" Fox responded.
"I even you know that was a horrible comeback!"
Lucario ran in and spotted Yoshi and Tewi on the Arwing.
"YOU TWO! Get down here!" Lucario yelled but was easily ignored.
"Sorry Lucario, but we've been trying to get them down all night!" Fox said.
"Fox isn't trying that hard" Falco commented.
Fox turned and looked at Falco. Lucario jumped on the Arwing that caused Yoshi and Tewi to jump off and run away. Lucario lost his balance and fell on the ground.
"Ugh... I'm good at this type of situations, I guess I am stressed about them" Lucario whispered to himself.
Lucario studied Yoshi and Tewi leaving through the south entrance. He stood up and aura was emitting through his paws.
"Their going to Princess Peach's Castle!" Lucario yelled running after them.
Fox was confused, "Was he talking to us?" he asked. "Ah forget it"
Fox and Falco ran over to the broken down Arwing.
"Overcooked noodles" Falco said face palming.
Fox turned to look at Falco.
"Let Slippy take care of this, let's go see what Mario is up to" Fox suggested.
"All right".
"Sorry Bowser, but you are not getting this Swooper all because you want it's 'diamond heart'" Mario yelled to Bowser.
"Gimme the Swooper! Or I'll burn you two alive!" Bowser threatened.
Reisen stepped forward.
"I just about had it with you sir" Reisen stated then began to fire bullets at Bowser, setting him to a new world of pain.
"What the-?" Bowser groaned then was attacked by a laser. The blast was great enough to send him flying out of the window next to him. He was now falling into his garden at back. Reisen jumped with glee.
"I DEFEATED BOWSER! AND IT WAS IN REAL LIFE! And everybody said he was hard to fight!" Reisen yelled.
Mario was surprised. Did she fire those shots from her hands? And a laser from her eyes? Mario thought.
"Yes, and Yes!" Reisen replied smiling, "I can sense the brain waves in your head too!"
Mario looked at Reisen.
"Uhhhh... that was... pretty good!" Mario admitted.
"Thanks!" Reisen replied giving Mario a hug. Except this time, Mario hugged her back. Swan was smiling at Mario, but Mario ignored he.
Reisen opened her eyes then pushed Mario away. Mario was confused at first, then he turned around to see Eirin standing yards away.
"I knew it" Eirin moaned, "Udongein! You did the complete opposite of what I asked!"
Reisen ran forward as Mario was standing there puzzled, but Mario put his right hand on his back.
"I didn't know it was going to be Super Mario!" Reisen plead.
Eirin prepared her bow.
"I'll just have to kill him myself" she said as she fired a shot at Mario.
"NOOOOO!" Reisen screamed.
As the shot was flying towards Mario, he pulled a golden yellow cape, with his right hand, from his back and swung it to reflect the arrow that was shot at him. The arrow flew back to Eirin, but she jumped out of the way to dodge it.
"Udongein, to redeem yourself, how about you help me eliminate him" Eirin suggested preparing another shot.
"But..."
"I wasn't asking you, I'm commanding you. Now get to it!"
Mario ran down the hall to catch up to Swan.
"Say thanks for the help!" Mario teased.
"Don't mention it- HEY! I'm just a Swooper! I don't fight" Swan snapped, "Say, nice cape!"
"Thanks" but the moment Mario said that, Mario was shot by a laser that caused him to lose his cape. He turned around to see Reisen and Eirin catch up to them.
"It's nothing personal Mario!" Reisen yelled.
"Silence and shoot!" Eirin commanded.
Mario jumped on Swan as Swan was barely flying fast enough to outrun the girls.
"Wow, your pretty fast and strong!" Mario complimented.
"Thanks... *pant* your pretty... *pant* heavy!" Swan groaned.
Eirin stopped, which caused Reisen to stop. Eirin pulled out a fire arrow.
"Now a handsome elf warrior gave me this" Eirin said with a smile then fired it at Swan, perfectly slicing through his right wing.
"Mayday! Mayday! We're going down!" Swan yelled as he fell to the ground, causing Mario to fall with him. Mario got up then used his hat to put out the flames on Swan's wing. Then Mario turned around to see an ice arrow come towards him. He had no choice but to jump away from the shot. As he got up he saw that Reisen and Eirin caught up to him.
"It's a shame that Super Mario, who fought his way through Bowser and saved the universe from ever crashing, will fell his quest to the Brain of the Moon, plus you are indeed handsome in person!" Eirin stated, "Now Udongein, you will show Mario his penalty for being uncooperative".
"Okay, Eirin... I'll probably hate you after this" Reisen told Eirin, then looked at Mario.
Mario knew he was alone, and that he had to fight girls who's skill level was higher than his. So Mario pulled a Boomerang Flower from his pocket and became Boomerang Mario.
"I can't lose this battle... Luigi... if I die after this, please stay strong" Mario whispered with his eyes closed looking down.
Mario then opened his eyes to face the girls with boomerangs on each hand.
"HERE WE GO!" Mario roared.
