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chapter 6: demonstration.

Sorry if this is really OOC but I tried to keep it together with the weird story board that I wrote.

(A/N: sempai means senior while kohai means junior)

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As Maka and Soul walked down the halls of the DWMA they came a crossed a dual toned haired shinigami. He was carrying a lawn mower on his shoulder, and he looked quite sleepy. The shinigami noticed them and said, "Why are you guys walking around here at like," he checked his wrist watch, "6-o-clock?"

Maka and soul exchanged glances and soul said, "Why would that be any of your business?"

Maka elbowed Soul for having a rude edge to his voice and said, "We were just talking to Lord Death."

Ronald said most politely, "Good morning then, Kohai Maka."

Maka repeated, "Kohai?" then catching the drift saying, "oh, then good morning to you too, Sempai Ronald."

Ronald smiled then started walking off.

Maka and soul walked off and once again saw the dual toned shinigami scratching his head and looking at the fork in the halls. Ronald saw Maka and Soul and shouted, "Which way is to the class rooms?"

Maka and Soul just beckoned for him to follow them and he did. Once they were to Stein's class room he said a short thank you and went inside.

Maka said after he was inside, "What do you think of them?"

Soul just sneered and said, "Well I think that they are dumb and un-cool."

Maka said, "Do you think that the lawn mower is his death scythe?"

Soul just shrugged.

A loud revving sound of a motor was heard behind the two meister weapon pair and Maka and Soul both jumped.

Maka and Soul spun around to see a menacing red chainsaw pointed at them, and a red shinigami holding it. The shinigami's smile was Cheshire cat-like and his pearly shark-like whites gleamed in hunger.

Soul turned into a scythe and Maka grabbed him and held him in a neutral stance.

The grim reaper just turned the motor off and said, "Oh~ how it would be so~ co~ol to have a person turn into my death scythe!" his voice was very feminine. He tuned his scythe off and was hugging it and swaying.

Grell's actions were more than creeping Maka out. Soul just smacked his forehead and turned into his human form again.

Janet showed up behind her mentor and smacked her forehead and tuned away in embarrassment. Janet knew that there wasn't much she could do when Grell was like this so she just leaned against the wall; making sure that she was out of reach of Grell's chainsaw the way he was waving it around.

Grell continued this until William opened the door and hit Grell on the back while doing so.

Grell would have fallen on the ground if he hadn't had his chainsaw there to brace himself.

William just told the shinigami to come into the class room. Then he shut the door behind him.

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~In class~

Black*Star and Tsubaki sat down next to Maka and Soul. Kid as exited as Maka would have though him to be.

Maka said to Kid, "What do you think of the shinigami from England?"

Kid just frowned and said, "Father said that I should date the black haired girl."

Maka looked down to see that the only girl there was on the teaching floor was Janet. She said, "Why would your father want that?"

Kid just frowned deeper, "He said that it would be nice for me, but he also said if she says yes I can not say no."

Maka's eyebrow twitched. Kid smiled again, "They will teach is some new things though." His smile was fake, but he was trying.

William began speaking, "We are the shinigami that are here to teach you about hunting and killing full fledged demons." He beckoned to his colleagues, "these are my co-workers. Their names are," William beckoned to Janet, "Janet T. Spears, my sister," he waved his hand at Ronald and Grell, "they are Ronald Knox, the blonde, and Grell Sutcliff, the red head." William beckoned to himself, "I am William T. Spears, the dispatch manager. Also, Grell and Janet are master and apprentice."

Ronald and Grell were sitting on Dr. Stein's desk, while Janet was standing up next to them.

They didn't look very professional, with the exception of William.

There was a moment's buzz between the students discussing the shinigami before them, but they quickly died down, for Ronald Knox jumped off of the table and said, "Let's go outside so we can show you our death scythes." The shinigami went outside and the students filed out behind them.

Once on the terrace the students grouped around Ronald Knox while William spoke, "As you see before you, you can make a weapon out of anything. Ronald Knox has a modified death scythe that is a lawn mower." Grell then came forward and showed off his chainsaw William said, "Grell Sutcliff had a death scythe that is a chainsaw, and I have one that looks like tree clippers. Each death scythe would be able to cut though almost anything when combined with the shinigami's pure will power."

The students started talking again, but were silenced by the starting of a motor. Grell's chainsaw was revving up at higher speeds than even Giriko could manage in just three seconds. Grell said, "See? My chainsaw is spinning so~ fast?" Grell switched it off after getting a death glare from William.

William said, "All death scythes could kill a shinigami," William fixed his glasses with his death scythe, "or demon."

Black*Star raised his hand, "Hey you with the blonde hair!" Black*Star had somehow gotten up in a tree. "How the hell do you use a lawn mower as a death scythe?"

William extended his death scythe and cut the branch that Black*Star was standing on and Black*Star landed with a thud on the ground.

William turned to Grell and Ronald, "Would you two please demonstrate how to use a lawn mower in battle?"

Grell squealed something intangible and Ronald just said ok.

The two shinigami made the students clear out of the way and William said, "Ronald you are on offence, Grell, you are on defense."

Grell licked his lips and said, "Well Ronald honey you might as well come at me."

Ronald, instead of running straight at Grell, ran towards the tree that was behind him and used that as something to launch himself at Grell. Grell's first instinct was to dodge it, but he wanted to put on a show for the young students, so he raised his Chainsaw, and turned it on, evenly matching the rpm of Ronald's lawn mower. The two machines clashed together sending sparks in all directions. Some of the students stepped back in horror that one of the death scythes would give out, but Ronald just hopped off of the lawn mower and his death scythe followed.

William shouted, "Now, Grell go on the offensive and Knox the defensive."

Grell charged at Ronald with his chainsaw revving beside him. Ronald put his right hand on the base of he handle of his death scythe for leverage. Grell struck from above, and Ronald swung his death scythe at the side of Grell's chainsaw sending it out of Grell's hand and to the ground beside them. Since it was still on, it was kicking up lots of dirt at Grell before he turned it off.

Grell picked the chainsaw up again and nearly struck Ronald's leg on the way. Grell raised the chainsaw above his head and was about to bring it down on Ronald when a pole stuck out and stopped it.

William retracted his death scythe when Grell had turned off his chainsaw. William said, "Grell you have the advantage of speed and strength in this battle so it is unfair for Ronald if you fight full on."

Grell sighed and walked around to Janet and put his chainsaw down next to them.

William said, "So do you want to pick a fight with a shinigami?" William fixed his glasses so that they made a glare in Black*Star's direction.

Black*Star, when given the chance to fight defiantly would so he shouted, "Yippy!" and jumped down from the tree that he was in. he then said, "I challenge-"

"You will fight no body, Black*Star, out of fear that you will destroy the whole terrace." Dr. Stein said from behind the group.

Ronald sighed and said, "Oh well, well what do we do now?"

William whipped around and said withought looking at them, "We will find a demon and show them how to kill it."

Dr. Stein stood up and said, "Hey, there are no demons in this city. There are – if there are any – Kishin eggs."

Grell turned to Dr. Stein, "What do you mean by kishin eggs?"

Dr. Stein smirked at the reaper not knowing something that he did, "well a kishin egg is a demon only in its pre-stage."

Grell looked at him oddly then shrugged. He turned back around and looked at the students - no one unparticular – and said, "Well we will go find a full blooded demon!"

Maka stood up and raised her hand wanting to be called on. William nodded at her and she said, "A full blooded demon would be extremely hard to take down. It would almost be like Asura."

Grell laughed, "It wouldn't be like that. Usually demons do not have the power to make people turn mad. It would have the power to distort weather, and take the form of a human so it can walk among them."

Maka looked at the red headed shinigami in disbelief, but she sat down anyways.

Grell smiled to himself and thought, "It will not be easy to find a demon in here, so we may have to take them were the demons are."

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Ok so I said I would update by Friday so now it is Friday and I need to finally update. I have been booked with homework, and next week will be impossible to update. After next weak, maybe next weekend I will update… oh well this is taking forever! oh jeez i have ot get this EOC thing done so i can update regularly...

Please review!

July 9th 2012

Hey i am not dead!

Sorry for not updating at all for forever... i just am just packed with things to do.

My little sister hogs the computer all day, so i don't really have any time in-between anything to do anything. Besides that fact, she gets really "bored" when I write and complains A LOT so i am forced not to write... in fact i am writing this little part in between her game loading time... it sucks crap from a dog.

My next chapter will be following the advise of Paxloria who had been a great friend here on fanfiction, and i recommend you read her stories too. She has a great Star Wars/Kuroshitsuji cross over story.

*I will update as soon as I can:)