Disclaimer: I don't own Narnia or any characters you may recognize from the books or the movies, I wish I did but I don't... I also don't own the Narnian Calendar. It belongs to Elecktrum who was kind enough to let me borrow it for my story. Her own stories are awesome and you should go read them too.
Summary: Letters can reveal much about people and how they change over time...
A/N: Fun little project covering letters swapped between Oreius and Katerina Alambiel over the years... This is part of my A Light in the Darkness universe, but it can be read as a standalone although the occasional letter references events in the main stories.
Sarti
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Oreius
Sarti needs remedial stealth training. Actually, he might need remedial remedial stealth training then work his way up to the level of remedial stealth training! And, I'm not even sure if that is possible at this point.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
What did he do this time?
Oreius
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Oreius
You do realize he has no real concept of how to be quiet once he gets excited, right? And, he is always underfoot.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Sarti's young. He will improve with time. And, you mean he is always under your feet. You still haven't answered my question, by the way.
Oreius
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Oreius
Being young has nothing to do with shouting out information at the top of his lungs in any and all situations, but usually during situations when he's supposed to be quiet or even silent. Very funny. Don't pretend he hasn't tripped you too, Kentauri. That's because I don't want to tell you.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Sarti completed his basic training, including stealth, to a satisfactory end. Your main problem is that he gives you away when you are trying to hide after one of your pranks. He gets in the way on occasion but he mainly does it to you. Why not?
Oreius
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Oreius
You need to recheck Sarti's scores for stealth, then. That's not true. He also gives me away when I am simply trying to avoid you when you're in an unreasonable mood. You enjoy that fact far too much, Kentauri. Because you will then be distracted from the actual point of the letter.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
He didn't get scores. I fail to see why Sarti's actions are a problem. Perhaps a little. Sepphora, what did you do this time?
Oreius
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Oreius
Then how do you know he passed? Now, you're just being mean. Perhaps a little...meaning you find it extremely amusing when Sarti flushes me out right to where you are waiting to toss me in whatever body of water happens to be handy. Nothing worth mentioning, Oreius.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
Because he did. No, I'm not. This is true, although occasionally the humor doesn't reveal itself until after the situation has been resolved. I have only thrown you into the ocean four times, consider yourself fortunate it hasn't been more often. Mention it anyway, Sepphora.
Oreius
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Oreius
I still say Sarti needs a refresher course in stealth. Sure you are. You're forgetting the six times you have thrown me in a lake and the one time you managed to toss me so I ended up in that water trough, so I don't think I'm going to be grateful. I would really rather not say at the moment.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
If you want Sarti to refresh his stealth training, you shall have to oversee it yourself. You landed in that water trough on your own; I did not toss you across the training yard with the intent of causing you to tumble into the water trough. I cannot help that you stumbled when you landed and didn't stop stumbling until you landed in the water trough, though I confess the look on your face was most entertaining. Very well, but we will discuss it when I return to the Cair.
Oreius
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Oreius
I will. So, my falling in the water trough was just a bonus? I gathered that much when you started laughing...along with Ardon and Cletus and Sherket and Ptah and Peter and Edmund. I can live with that.
Katerina
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Katerina Alambiel
You can say that. We couldn't help ourselves. I'm sure you can. However, I had better not get any complaints involving your activities or we shall discuss it much sooner than that.
Oreius
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Oreius
I'm sure you couldn't. Well, I assure you that you won't get any complaints...from me anyway.
Katerina
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