Boony: Boony here and I will be hosting this episode with my girlfriend Lammy today do to the fact that Fang and Hick are busy with other matters. (sees tied up Fang and Hick, laughs evily)
Thank you Mr. Pickles for your help.
Mr. Pickles: (thumbs up)
Boony: Okay now as I was saying, welcome to episode 4 of ...
(a weird noise can be heard)
Boony: WTF! Where is that coming from?
(time machine pops up out of no where, a gray wolf sheep and a purple sheep wolf get out)
"for those that don't know, a wolf sheep is a wolf with sheeps tail, and a sheep wolf is a sheep with a wolfs tail."
Boony: Who in the hell are you?
B.J.: I'm B.J. and this is my twin sister Sissy, and we are from the future.
Boony: What does B.J. stand for?
B.J.: Boony Jr.
Boony: Why is your name Boony Jr.?
Sissy: Because you're our dad.
Boony: O_O. Who is your mom?
B.J.: Isn't it obviouse, it's Lammy.
Lammy: I have kids?!
Sissy: Yes you will. But we came here from the future to watch the show.
B.J.: We have seen the videos and we wanted to see it live, so we borrowed Sniffles time machine and came back to watch it.
Boony: Okay. Well as i was saying, (looks at the twins) Do ya'll want to say it?
B.J. and Sissy: Welcome to episode 4 of THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARE!
Boony: Good job. Now on to our fir-
(Lammy taps on his shoulder) Yes?
Lammy: Why don't we let them do the first one.
Boony: Okay. (hands the twins the entry form) Have fun.
B.J.: Awesome we get to be special guest hosts.
Sissy: Okay our first entry comes from TiffanyRay123 on DA.
B.J.: She sends in:
DARES:
For Fliqpy: Take Flaky to a 3 days grace concert.
For Flaky: Sit on Fliqpy's lap for 3 hours with his arms wrapped around you.
For Lakey: Dance Gangnam style.
Sissy: Okay Flaky, you have to sit in Fliqpy's lap with his arms wrapped around you for 3 hours.
Flaky: Okay if it's alright with Fliqpy.
(B.J. pops a balloon)
Fliqpy: You can sit on my lap any time.
Flaky: (blushes)
(Flaky gets on Fliqpy's lap and he wraps his arms around her)
B.J.: Okay now don't move for 3 hours. Who wants to watch a movie?
(everybody raises their hand)
Sissy: Okay this should make time go by quicker.
(3 hours later movie ends)
B.J.: Okay Flaky you can get up now.
Sissy: Okay now Fliqpy you have to take Flaky to a 3 days grace con cert.
Fliqpy: Awesome. (drags Flaky with him)
(couple hours later, they get bak)
B.J.: So how was he concert?
Fliqpy and Flaky: Awesome
Sissy: Okay, (splashes water on Fliqpy) Okay now that your back to normal, B.J. toss Flaky her gift.
B.J.: With pleasure, (tosses Flaky a baby chick, Flaky flips and turns into Lakey) Okay Lakey, this dare is for you, do the Gangnam style.
Lakey: Okay. (dances the gangnam style, everybody starts laughing) WHAT ARE YA'LL LAUGHING AT?!
Sissy: (splashes water on Lakey) Well that could have gotten nasty.
Lammy: Well, give a big round of applause to our surprise special guest hosts.
B.J.: Thanks for letting us host.
Sissy: It was fun.
(the twins get back in the time machine and go home)
Boony: That was interesting.
Lammy: Our next entry comes from Adventure Show.
Boony: He sends in:
TRUTHS:
For Lumpy: Why are you so fucking dumb?
DARES:
For Fliqpy: Come to my house and have alot of alcohol.
For Lammy: Get rid of Mr. Pickles.
For Sniffles: Watch 3 hours of My Little Pony.
For Lakey: Have a 3some with Giggles and Petunia.
Lammy: Okay. Lumpy, why are you so dumb?
Lumpy: (starts thinking, smoke starts coming out of his ears, his head explodes from to much thinking)
Boony: Okay. (pops a firecracker) Fliqpy, go to Adventure Show's house and drink alot of alcohol.
Fliqpy: Okay.(gets map and gps from Lammy) See ya later.
Boony: Lammy, get rid of Mr. Pickles.
Lammy: I haven't seen him all day. Not since he helped you tie up Fang and Hick.
Boony: Okay. Sniffles, go watch 3 hours of 'My Little Pony'
Sniffles: No, that is an idiotic kids show.
Boony: (throws Sniffles in a room with 'My Little Pony' on the T.V.) Have fun.
Lammy: (tosses a baby chick to Flaky) Okay Lakey. You have to have a 3some with Giggles and Petunia.
Lakey: Okay, where are those skanks?
Boony: They are in the side room waiting for ya. They think your the normal Flaky.
Lakey: Well they're in for a surprise.
(Lakey walks into side room and closes and locks the door)
Giggles: Hey Flak.. You're not Flaky!
Lakey: No but we are still gonna have fun.
Petunia: Fine with me, just watch your quills.
(everyone in main room hears moaning and screaming)
Cuddles: That is awesome.
(3 hours later Sniffles comes out of the extra room)
Sniffles: I love that show.
(Fliqpy comes back drunk then passes out)
Boony: Okay on to our last entry of this episode.
Lammy: This entry comes from BreezyWez on DA.
He put
DARES:
For Disco Bear and Pop: Dress up and get married.
Boony: Well Disco Bear and Pop, looks like ya'll get to go to a wedding.
Pop: Whose?
Boony: Ya'll's.
Disco Bear: I ain't gonna marry him.
Boony: (pulls out shotgun) Oh yes you are, this is gonna be a shotgun wedding.
Disco Bear and Pop: Crap!
Toothy: We are gathered here today to join these to bears in holy matromony. Do you Pop take Disco Bear to be your husband?
Pop: (looks at Boony holding the shotgun) I do.
Toothy: And do you Disco Bear take Pop to be your husband?
Disco Bear: (looks at Boony) I do.
Toothy: I now pernounce you bear and bear. You may kiss your man.
Pop and Disco Bear: I ain't kissing him!
Lammy: Well that's it for this episode.
Boony: So until next time, thanks for watching
Boony and Lammy: THE ULTIMATE HTF TRUTH OR DARE!
Mr. Pickles: Don't forget to send in any truths or dares you might have.
