Soul eater comedy club 7

Welcome back to the comedy club everybody! So I do not own soul eater, please read, review and suggest ideas! Enjoy!

Blackstar yawned as he walked out of his bedroom to find a very odd sight. In the living room of their apartment was Tsubaki, playing video games? Blackstar rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things. There was Tsubaki, calm, caring Tsubaki sitting on the couch playing what looked like Halo 4. Okay now he was sure he was dreaming, with a yawn he walked over to Tsubaki, who remained focused as ever on the screen.

"Tsubaki? Hey Tsubaki!" he said, being sure not to block her view.

"Yeah Blackstar?" she said, not taking her attention off the screen.

"Is that Halo 4?" he asked sitting down next to her.

"Yeah."

"How did you get it? It's not even released yet, I mean not even a god like me could get it."

"I know one of the programmers. They sent me a copy, thought I'd like it."

"Cool. Hey so what does this do?" he said pressing a button on the controller.

On screen Tsubaki's character was suddenly blasted to pieces by a promethean knight, and then the screen blanked out. He could literally feel the temperature in the room drop; Tsubaki didn't say a word as she looked down at the controller in her hand.

"Um…Tsubaki…?" Blackstar asked meekly, her silence making him very, very nervous.

"Blackstar…" she growled, the controller cracking in her grip as she turned on him.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THERE?!" she yelled at him.

Without thinking, she grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and threw him forward. He collided, face first, with the television; the screen cracking and fizzing with impact. Tsubaki's jaw dropped as she realized what she had just done.

"F&$%!" she slumping to the ground.

"No…no, no, no…please…I need my Halo…" she sobbed from her place on the floor.

Blackstar just watched as his weapon continued to mourn the loss of her favorite video game. The next day Blackstar leaped out of bed and proceeded to do his usual early morning workout. Tsubaki didn't even move from her place in the same bed. After he finished his workout he proceeded to try and roust his weapon partner.

"Tsubaki…" he whispered in her ear, receiving a growl in response.

"Come on Tsubaki it's seven in the morning, you need to get up."

"Go away…" she grumbled, burying her face in her pillow.

"Fine then I guess I'm carrying you." He said reaching for her.

He was knocked right off his feet as, the normally shy ninja weapon, socked him right in the jaw.

"I said, go away." She snarled, slipping back under the covers.

Blackstar quickly turned and walked out of the room, his head still spinning from the blow to his head. Without a word he left the apartment and proceeded to head to Chupacabra.

It had been a fairly slow day at the bar; Blair had her head in her hand as she continued to wait for a customer to walk in. That's when she saw none other than Blackstar enter the bar. He didn't quite seem like himself, he was quiet and stumbled slightly, every so often rubbing a bruise on his jaw.

"Nya! Has Blackstar come to play with me?" Blair asked as he sat down.

"Where's Tsubaki?"

"She's mad at me, so I came here. Not sure why though…" he said thoughtfully, his speech ever so slightly slurred.

"Hey..Blair?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you teach me to be like you? I really want to knock Tsubaki off her feet."

Still a little confused by how he was acting, she agreed to teach blackstar the art of seduction. It had taken several hours, with several lessons that should not be mentioned to any but the most mature adult. Yet he took it all in stride and was soon heading back to his apartment, a new type of confidence hanging about him. However he did make one stop first.

Tsubaki grumbled to herself as she heard the front door open, she really didn't want to deal with him right now. From the sounds she figured he was carrying something, for several minutes she heard a him moving around outside the door. After several minutes she heard him walking towards the door. As the door opened she spun around, expecting to see the same arrogant, agitating-

"Hey tsubaki." Blackstar said, his voice highly seductive.

Tsubaki was rendered speechless by his appearance. There was no denying that it was the dark assassin in front of her, but there was definetly something different. He had slightly longer, narrower pants; he was wearing a black tank top that was a little small on him, the fabric drawn tight over his upper body. His attire left very little of of him to the imagination. To top it all off he had a rose in his hand, all in all the sight was a real knock out.

"Blackstar? W-what are you doing?" Tsubaki stammered as he walked over and wrapped an arm around her shoulders.

"I wanted to tell you how much you mean to me Tsubaki," he said huskily, making her breath catch in her throat.

"But first I think I should make up for yesterday."

Blackstar guided her out of the bedroom, the sight in the living room made Tsubaki's heart soar. In the living room was a complete home entertainment system, an hd wide screen TV, a surround sound system and a new couch that seemed to be calling to her.

"So does this make up for it?" he asked, his voice had a humble sense to it, which yet again sent her mind reeling.

"Blackstar...i-i don't know what to say..." giving him a light peck on the cheek before leaping onto the couch and snatching up a controller.

"let's play!"

You could swear than where was an actual tear in her eye as she started up the game. Blackstar quickly made his way over to the couch. The second he got there, his legs buckled and he slumped onto the couch. He had completely lost consciousness, getting a concussion from Tsubaki tends to do that to people. After checking that he was just asleep and not in a coma, she quickly turned her attention to the game on the screen. It seems that nothing can get between her and her Halo, not even her unconscious meister.

That wraps up this story every body. Wow this is a major record, two chapters in one day! So tune in next time for more hilarity, insanity and general soul eaterness. Review and suggest people!

*crash*

Now if you'll excuse me Blackstar just passed out again. Bye.