Hello there~
Title: Way Past Creepy.
Timeline: After chapter 401.
Characters/Pairings: People who were there.
Genre: Humor/Horror.
Summary: "We're so going to get owned…"
A/N: Don't ask...
Way Past Creepy
After Bermuda's true form has been finally revealed, shocked gasps were heard all over.
"Don't I look magnificent?" he asked his still jaw-dropped observers.
"Magnificently creepy, horrid, terrifying?" Mukuro asked in return. "Limps and torsos were trashed for this?"
Why am I still looking at him? Hibari asked himself, looking very much scarred for life.
"I've faced a lot of creepy shit in my days but this takes the cake," Skull noted.
Verde paled. "The mere idea of doing an experiment on him terrifies me…"
"We better get paid big time for this," Mammon spat irritably.
"This is what I can truly call an abomination," Fon spoke calmly as always.
"How mean! It has been a long time ever since I was in this body, have some respect." Bermuda pouted, making everybody cringe with horror.
"I can see why," Reborn said, looking clearly uncomfortable.
"Join me, Reborn-kun."
.
.
Dear God…
Looking at the bodies that were lying and bleeding all over the place, Tsuna muttered grimly, "This is so wrong…"
"Can our status be confirmed please, I don't like the suspense," Dino called out.
"I prefer if I was alive." Byakuran shrugged (well, as much as he can shrug anyways). "Being dead for the first time is not fun, being dead for the second time is outright cruel Amano."
Squalo was outraged to say the least. "If I was going to be dead someone better wash my hair before I get buried!"
"Oi shitty shark, why didn't you tell me you were still alive? You worried me over nothing you piece of shit!" Xanxus growled.
"Why would you even worry, shitty boss? And what in the world happened to you?!"
"Shut up trash!"
"Can we die now?" Fran asked. "I don't want to look at that weirdo's face anymore."
"Nothing can proceed until the next chapter is released," Chrome answered. Ow! That blasted Jager, no mercy for the organ-less.
"This is going to be the worst moment in my life…" Enma sighed in defeat.
Better delete my Bermuda/Reborn fanfic now. Uni thought, keeping her pokerface in check.
"People paired me up with this dude!" Tsuna exclaimed. "They paired me up with him!"
"Sucks to be you," everyone said.
"We'll get therapy later," Reborn assured, looking like he needed some therapy himself. "Just watch your step when the new chapter is released. No matter how creepy he looks, you have to keep in mind that he's very strong."
It was then that Tsuna remembered that this was the guy that supplied enough energy for the Vindice to defeat the strongest people he knew. It didn't even look like he broke a sweat in doing that.
"We're so going to get owned…"
Bermuda's face...
Totally didn't expect it.
Totally...
Thank God that he got defeated quickly, because his face cracked me up.
Did I scare you off with this?
