This one is a little short.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto's POV
By the morning I was knocking on Gaara's dorm room wearing a yellow jumper, blue jeans and a Adventure Time beanie. Hey, I was a fan of that cartoon. I'm fifteen but age doesn't count on what you watch. I've seen old guys still watching Spongebob and enjoy it. Anyways, I waited patiently outside - there was already people getting out their room to do god knows what, what do people do at 9 in the morning?
Even I was still half asleep as I leaned against the wall. Waking up in the morning was not my thing, but they say it's normal when you have to attend real school. When I was home schooled by Kakashi and Yamato I woke up whenever I wanted. Probably because they felt the same way as me of waking up early.
Finally, the door to Gaara's dorm slid open a very annoyed looking red head walking out. He looked over at me and sighed before nodding and telling me to follow him, in a not-very-nice way may I add. Something tells me he doesn't like me. Or he was anti-social, but he was in the student council; he has to be a bit more social than this.
"So... Um... How are you?" I decided to talk to him as we walked inside the elevator. They had that little music playing in the background, it was sort of adorable.
Gaara glared at me like I wasn't supposed to talk to him at all. He grunted and looked away. Jeez. Yup, there's no use trying to talk to him. I barely met him yesterday and he's already ignoring me. Which means he probably doesn't want to be my friend.
Sai, the guy that molested me in Kiba's slumber party had told me that if people ever ignored you after you barely met them it means they don't want to be friends. He showed me a book that said line to line on what he explained. He even had other books stacked up! 'How to force someone to be your friend' and 'How to show emotion with expressions'. Was he a damn robot?!
People in this school were pretty weird. It made me wonder how they even got in this school. It does cost a lot after all.
Even I'm surprised I got in this school, most of the classes looked like they were from the TV high school shows. It made me confused if I was really in a class or in an acting scene.
"I'm guessing you don't like me." I mumble and follow Gaara to his car. He glanced at me and didn't say nothing - of course - before getting inside the drivers seat. I got on the back seat so it wouldn't be awkward, he'd be thankful that I did so probably.
This is going to be a long day.
After buying decorations and a long drive back to the school's dorm building I was already tired and ready to go to sleep since I had one more hour for classes to start.
Sadly I couldn't. Ino stood in front of my dorm, knocking loudly as I approached. Should I talk to her or just turn around and pretend I was busy doing something else?
I had no choices. She turned around, her eyes lighting up as she ran over to me. She hugged me quickly before handing me some clothes, "I need your help Naruto! You're new right? Of course you are. So you probably don't know many people. Can you put this on during lunch time and give some flyers out? Please?"
"What does being new and not knowing people involve in me doing this?" I took the clothes - which was actually a Kimono in a light blue color with white flowers on it.
"Then they will feel guilty in saying no to the new cute guy! There is lots of girls and guys dying to get your attention Naruto! Come on, you even noticed your little fan club. Even Sasuke is probably a little envious, he had his own fanclub after a whole week of being in school and you got one after three days of being here. The fangirls probably already updated their blog status about you." She rambled and shook my shoulders.
I sigh, "But I don't want to wear this." I point at the kimono, "Can't I wear something else?"
"This is what I'm selling to be worn in the festival Naruto! People will kill to be able to wear something else instead of the schools uniform. You'll look adorable in it." She pleaded and looked at me straight in the eyes.
"Adorable? No way. I'll look sexy!" I smirk and show her my un-existing muscles which earned a laugh from the blonde girl in front of me. I pout and drop one hand to my side, the other still holding onto the Kimono. "Don't laugh! I'm serious."
She waved her hand, "Yeah, yeah. Now, I'll give you the flyers at lunch and you'll give them out. Give them out after lunch too if you can!"
Ino turned around and hurried off down the hall waving goodbye.
The dorm room door opens revealing an annoyed Deidara. "Why the hell are you knocking blondie, you have your own card you know?" His hair was all over the place and his eye twitched in anger, it got me scared. I sweat-dropped and scratched the back of my neck.
"Hehe. Well you see... It wasn't me. One of my friends was looking for me but I was out. Sorry Deidara." He rolled his eyes and got inside with a mumble of 'whatever'. He was really grouchy in the morning too. Everyone was. I shook my head and walked inside the room to change into my uniform for the day.
The day was long as I thought, first period was normal as always. Kiba and I cached up on what has happened the past years. People didn't know how to stay out of their conversation, I caught a few people listening. Jeez, it's like they're so interested in our lives.
Time few quickly and before I knew it, it was lunch time. I changed onto the kimono that Ino gave me along with some zori for footwear. It was strange walking on them since I got used to sneakers but I got a hang of it.
I walked out the restroom a while later and headed to the lunch room. Waiting outside was Ino, who thrusted the flyers towards me with a huge grin, "Oh my god, you look so pretty Naruto!" She said, which caused me to blush. But pretty?! Pretty was only used for girls not boys.
"Oh come on. Fine; cute. Happy?" She laughs and puts a hand around my small waist, she pushed the lunch room door opened and turned to me, "Good luck."
"Oi! Naruto!" Kiba ran over to me followed along with Shikamaru and Choji. With that people heard my name and turned around to watch. Goddamit Kiba, why can't you keep your voice down.
Ino instantly gripped my arm and leaned down to whisper in my ear, "Why didn't you tell me your friend was Shikamaru?!" She shakes my arm almost knocking me out. Where people trying to kill me on my first week of school? It seemed like it.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you liked him." I whispered back and she blushed turning to Kiba, "Naruto is helping me pass out some flyers. You can go sit with your other friends now. Here have a flyer." She handed him one, then to Shikamaru - making sure to touch his hand - and Choji.
"Woah. Naruto you look really pretty." Kiba smirked and patted my head, I immediately blushed. But I smacked his hand away, "Pretty is for girls. I'm not a girl." I pouted.
He chuckled, "Alright alright. You look adorable." I thanked him and turned away to hand out some flyers. The first table was full with girls on their MacBooks, typing away. I cleared my throat which got their attention, even to the ones wearing earphones.
"My friend Ino is selling out these amazing Kimonos, if you are interested she will be selling from now till the day before the festival. They're only twenty euro." I smiled and gave them to each one of them.
"You're the new girl aren't you? I'll make sure all of us buy some. They look adorable! It's better than wearing the schools uniform." A red headed girl smiled.
I sighed, "I'm a guy. But that's alright. You're not the first one that thought I was a girl." I turned around and walked to a few more tables to hand out the flyers. I glanced over to the Akatsuki table and saw Deidara looking at me. It's now or never right?
Walking over I waved at him, "Hey Deidara. I'm helping my friend give out some flyers are you guys interested?" Everyone in the table quieted down and turned towards Deidara and I. It made me nervous. I mean, come on! Everyone in school is scared of them, even Kiba and Sora are.
"Hey Naruto. You look adorable. I'll take some. I think Karin and Konan would love some too." He grins and takes a flyer from my hand. I mumble a thank you.
"Um... Who are Karin and Konan?" I look around the table, there was only two girls. One with light purple hair and another one - who was glaring at me - with red hair and black glasses.
I walked over and gave one to Konan, then to Karin. The red head snatched the flyer and looked at me up and down, "Are you sure you aren't just trying to come here to get my attention? I swear you're like, the third guy trying to do this today. It's not going to work."
My face turned red and I stuttered, "U-Um no, I-I'm really helping my friend. Besides um.. I'm gay. But-" I looked at what she was wearing - the Akatsuki robe of course before continuing, "But you're really pretty." She squinted her eyes at me.
"Oh. Alright, well let me just tell you this." She came close pretending to be flirting her way to me, her lips brushed my ear making my eyes widen, "Let me tell you this, put your homo hand on my Sasuke and I'll kill you."
I let out a sort of sound that sounded like an 'eep' before nodding quickly, I tried to pull away from her but she was holding onto my kimono so the left side hung to the side, showing my tanned skin and one of my nipples.
"Well if you wanted to see the guy naked you might as well take it all off him." A guy with white hair with blue on the tips snickered. Karin smacked him, "Shut up Suigetsu it was an accident." My face probably looked like a tomato, it was embarrassing. But worst of all it looked like the whole lunch room was watching.
I pulled it up quickly and covered myself, with that I turned away to run but Ino was standing in front of me with a raised eyebrow, "What is wrong with you molesting Naruto?" She pointed a finger at Karin.
The red headed girl looked embarrassed but she quickly composed herself, "I wasn't molesting him you idiot! I was just telling him to stay away from my Sasuke!" She growled and stomped her foot.
Another girl walked up and snapped her fingers at Karin, "What the heck do you mean by your Sasuke?! He is mine!" I looked between them and felt like fainting. This wasn't going to end soon.
"Come on Sasuke go stop your fangirls from causing a commotion." Another one from the Akatsuki said. I was too distracted to see what he looked like. But I did notice Sasuke stand up and walk in front of the two girls that were trying to kill each other already.
"S-Sasuke?" The pink haired girl looked up at Sasuke with heart eyes thinking he came to save her. Karin - who was also thinking the same smirked, "Shut up bitch, he came to me. Not you."
Sasuke sighed and pushed them away before walking in front of me. It looked like it was happening in slow motion, he looked down at me and put a finger under my chin. He pushed it up so I was looking at him. With one touch I was already breathless. He smirked also noticing my dazed look, he leaned down and kissed me.
Actually kissed me. He frickin kissed me! In front of the school!
What is wrong with him?!
Suddenly I remembered what Kiba had told me, "If someone ever makes you do something you don't want to do just punch them alright? We don't need perverts going around groping your ass." and that's what I did.
I punched him.
I didn't want Sasuke to kiss me right?
Nope.
Of course I didn't.
