another one of those random drabbles that i throw just 'cause i think it's funny. whether or not, it actually is funny, i guess it's up to you, eh?
again, this is from before i rewrote the entire fic, so the characters might seem just a little more than a bit silly, but i love them anyway.
"Hey, uh, Cloud?"
"What? I'm sleeping."
"Uh, would you happen to have any idea how to fly a plane?"
"…"
"Yo, Cloud, did you fall asleep again?"
"…"
"What's up?"
"I'm in shock. Can you repeat that?"
"Er, I don't know how to fly this plane?"
"THEN HOW DID WE GET FIFTY MILES INTO THE OCEAN?"
"I don't know! I just let it go wherever it looked like it wanted to go!"
"You have got to be kidding me…"
"Yeah, and then I finally decided to wake you up since I figured we might actually have to steer the plane somewhere or something."
"Aren't you a helicopter pilot?"
"Helicopters and planes are completely different, yo."
"Well, they both fly…"
"What was that?"
"Never mind… So, let's figure this out. What does… this button do-wait a minute, what does this even say?"
"Yeah, I know, right? It's in a completely different language!"
"Now I really have no idea what to do…"
"Well, we could just press random buttons, yo. Like this, this, this, this, this, and this and-"
"Wait, don't press that-! Holy shit, you pressed it…"
"What was it?"
"The big, red button. You NEVER press the big, red button, Reno!"
"Why no-WHOOOOAAAAA!"
"RENO, I HATE YOUUUU!"
of course, as you all know, reno actually isn't this incompetent. but where would the comic relief come from if he didn't at least act a bit moronic sometimes? :)
moral of the story: never press the big, red button.
weiver.
