another one of those random drabbles that i throw just 'cause i think it's funny. whether or not, it actually is funny, i guess it's up to you, eh?

again, this is from before i rewrote the entire fic, so the characters might seem just a little more than a bit silly, but i love them anyway.

"Hey, uh, Cloud?"

"What? I'm sleeping."

"Uh, would you happen to have any idea how to fly a plane?"

"…"

"Yo, Cloud, did you fall asleep again?"

"…"

"What's up?"

"I'm in shock. Can you repeat that?"

"Er, I don't know how to fly this plane?"

"THEN HOW DID WE GET FIFTY MILES INTO THE OCEAN?"

"I don't know! I just let it go wherever it looked like it wanted to go!"

"You have got to be kidding me…"

"Yeah, and then I finally decided to wake you up since I figured we might actually have to steer the plane somewhere or something."

"Aren't you a helicopter pilot?"

"Helicopters and planes are completely different, yo."

"Well, they both fly…"

"What was that?"

"Never mind… So, let's figure this out. What does… this button do-wait a minute, what does this even say?"

"Yeah, I know, right? It's in a completely different language!"

"Now I really have no idea what to do…"

"Well, we could just press random buttons, yo. Like this, this, this, this, this, and this and-"

"Wait, don't press that-! Holy shit, you pressed it…"

"What was it?"

"The big, red button. You NEVER press the big, red button, Reno!"

"Why no-WHOOOOAAAAA!"

"RENO, I HATE YOUUUU!"


of course, as you all know, reno actually isn't this incompetent. but where would the comic relief come from if he didn't at least act a bit moronic sometimes? :)

moral of the story: never press the big, red button.

weiver.