Kiss & Tell


Darkness forebode hell, burning candles whispered warnings, an exchange of great proportions would take place underneath the bed canopy of Chrome Dokuro.

A soft whispered voice pleaded, "You have to tell me, please Tsuna-sama, I just want to know the truth."

Tsuna gulped, as sweat beaded down his temple, "Please Chrome, don't make me do this."

A mysterious and soul sucking light blazed inside her eyes, begging him, ordering him to tell the truth.

"Please Tsuna-sama, if not me then who? I promise I won't even let Mukuro-sama know. Just tell me."

Tsuna shook, his face cast in shadows that had appeared suddenly, "If I do this, if I tell you everything...you have to keep it secret... A secret to take to the grave, are you sure you're ready?"

Her breath echoed as time seemed to stand still, Chrome knew it was a secret that would shake the very foundations of the Mafia world.

"Yes Tsuna-sama, I swear on cake buffets and foot rubs, I'll keep it a secret."

She leaned in eagerly, eyes alight with glee and other unnamed emotions.

Tsuna turned stark red, clutching a pillow, only to bury his face in it.

"I...me and Lambo, we..we...he did...me...unexpected. I can't believe...lost...first...Lambo...bazooka."

Chrome Dokuro choked and nearly fainted, "You...he..YOUR FIRST?!"

A huge "Kya" filled her room, "I can't believe it Tsuna-sama! I didn't realize everything between you two was so serious in the future! Is he good looking in 10 years? Tell me more!"

Tsuna peered up from his face suffocating pillow, still red, "It wasn't ten years..."

Chrome stopped spinning around the room, as her eyes zeroed in on her beloved Tsuna-sama, "Not ten years? In what time frame did this happen? Tsuna-sama don't tell me you gave into his teenage horm-"

"NO! OhmygodChrome! WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?! It was twenty years not ten!" his voice rose to a crescendo before trailing off.

Chrome breathed out a sigh of relief, "Oh that's good! So...he must've been real experienced, huh? What was it like?"

"..." Tsuna shoved his face back into the pink colored pillow.

Chrome's eyes narrowed and her lower lip trembled, "Tsuna-sama, please, I want all of the details. All of them. I want to feel like I was there with you."

"...Chrome...no one told you to live vicariously through me...it was sweet? Very short though. I mean most of the time we talked and he put me down on the bed. He was being really ominous you know? Said something good was going to happen but the way he said it...why did he think I wasn't going to like it?"

Chrome let out a deep breath – as if she was ready to breathe out fire, "Tsuna-sama what exactly happened between the two of you? I won't settle for mumbling this time."

"Mou Chrome! Well...thirty years Lambo...he kissed me. And then he winked! He winked Chrome! He took my first kiss and now I can't even say anything because no one normal will understand that it was thirty years old Lambo that kissed me!"

Tsuna paled, "Oh god, they'll think that 15 years old Lambo kissed me. Nononono, everyone will think I'm some horrible twisted person and that-that I brainwashed Lambo or something! What am I supposed to do?"

Tsuna looked very close to tears, and Chrome wavered in her quest for details, "Don't worry Tsuna-sama, I'm sure they won't think anything like that."

Inwardly Chrome snickered, and too fast for Tsuna to hear she muttered, "They'll all hunt him down if they ever find out though. Poor boy, he lived so little, most of Tsuna-sama's admirers aren't exactly level headed."

As soon as the tears had come they disappeared, "Really? You think so? I'm so glad, but I don't want you to make a huge deal out of this Chrome...please?"

She crossed her arms and grumpily sat on the bed,"Hmph, why can't I make a huge deal out of it, it was your first kiss!"

"B-because! It's so embarrassing! I'm twenty three years old and I just had my first kiss...everyone will laugh at me Chrome!"

Chrome rolled her eyes, "I doubt that Tsuna-sama, they'll be to busy hunti- Sorry, congratulating you! At least let me tell the other Guardians?"

Tsuna groaned, "No. Just no. If you tell them everything will go wrong."

Chrome huffed, "Fine. But please stop being dramatic and start describing the kiss. I want to know Tsuna-sama and you will not hide this from me."

Tsuna paled with fear and slowly inched his way off of the bed, as Chrome's voice purred with victory, "You know Tsuna-sama, there is no way out. Just like there's no way in. We're stuck with each other until oh let me see...8 am? That's a very long time to say nothing."

It was no surprise that Tsuna's screams could not be heard, let it be known that Chrome Dokuro was and always had been one hell of a Mist Guardian.

Line Break

Vongola Manor seem to shine brighter today than ever before, but it did not fool Tsuna, no it was all Chrome's doing.

As he contemplated burying himself in his paperwork he wondered what chaos would befall him today.

"Tsuna-sama, are you all right? You keep staring off into space..What did that she do to you last night? Che, I knew I shouldn't of let her just take you all of a sudd-."

Tsuna swiveling around in his Big Boss Chair staring into space, lost his balance as his head slammed into his antique desk (Reborn's Favorite). "N-NOTHING! Nothing happened last night! N-no way...How can someone so cute be so evil?" Tsuna held his head as he muttered trying to convince himself that last night never happened.

But because this was Gokudera and he hailed his Tsuna-sama as an angel sent from Heaven (or some type of UMA) his ears caught every muttered word that left his beloved Decimo's mouth.

Gokudera rapidly paled and began to sweat, "C-c-cute? Tsuna-sama is calling her cute?! T-tsuna-sama you-"

He crouched down to his Decimo who was still on the floor and whispered, "Tsuna-sama, d-do you like Chrome?"

Tsuna's mouth fell open in surprise as he cradled his forehead, "NO! How do you even get that idea? I swear how did I not notice she could be worse then Mukuro? At least he leaves me alone..."

Gokudera's eyebrow furrowed, "Then why say she is cute Tsuna-sama mu-"

Tsuna stood abruptly knocking over Gokudera, "I-I don't like her in that way! S-she's like the evil adorable sister I never had!"

Gokudera's eyes watched his beloved Decimo aware that he was acting very strange and then a deep red blush blossomed on his cheeks.

"Then Tsuna-sama...who do you like in that way?"

Tsuna turned to look at Gokudera, mouth gaping and cheeks bright like an apple, "I-I-I-Hie! I have to go do something, sorry bye!"

Gokudera huffed as Tsuna booked it out of his office and his attempts at getting Tsuna's romantic attention withered away.

Out of the corner of his eye he saw evil in it's most unnatural form and knew he couldn't escape, swaying on his feet he stumbled to a chair," F-for Tsuna-sama, and his s-smile. I-I will DEFEAT THIS UNNATURAL EVIL AND TSUNA-SAMA WILL LOVE ME EVEN MORE!"

Gokudera gulped and knew – Paperwork would be the death of him.

Line Break

Reborn skulked the hallways staying close to the shadows and seemingly creating some when there were none to be found.

Hackles raised and alert; knowing that Tsuna was currently safe in Vongola Manor (but that could change at any moment and he had to guard Tsuna, he had to).

His hair shone like moonbeams, his glistening eyes were black opals, and his smile would've charmed the pants off of most people alive.

Bored (not that he would ever admit it) he chose a random door and walked in on Chrome Dokuro pinning sheets and sheets of white silk to a male mannequin.

"Chrome Dokuro, what are you doing? Admittedly, I've seen some strange things in my career but-"

A huge squeal broke his sentence as Chrome jumped up and down, "Reborn! You're here! I can't believe it! Do you know about Tsuna?"

A tick appeared on his jaw,"...Know what exactly, Chrome?"

Chrome blinked as if just understanding that Reborn didn't know everything about Tsuna, "Y-you mean you don't know what happened to Tsuna-sama?"

Reborn growled and Leon who was peacefully dozing before opened his eyes and stared (some would say soullessly) into Chrome's eyes.

"Are you going to tell me or not? You know Tsuna doesn't like it when I point a gun at you guys, but I will do it, if it gets me the information I want. Now tell me."

Chrome laughed nervously and her smile wavered, but everyone in the room (even Leon) knew it was fake, "It depends how much cake are you going to buy me? How many food rubs will you give?"

Her eyes burned purple as her smile turned sinister and Reborn spitefully praised her inside his head, she was one hell of a Mist Guardian after all.

"I will negotiate two weekly cake buffets from Amore-Voli, full passes – nothing held back, and I will give you two deluxe foot massages. Nothing else, or you owe me."

"Hmm..." Chrome tapped a finger against her chin, and pretended to think.

Finishing a dance with the devil Reborn relaxed as Chrome smiled, "Well the offer is too irresistible, I guess I have no choice but to tell you, Reborn."

She leaned into Reborn's Personal Bubble and whispered damning words, "You know, I'm surprised the world isn't burning. After all I have it in full confidence that Tsuna-sama's first kiss has been taken."

The earth stopped turning and cowered in fright of the anger inside Reborn, before remembering it wasn't supposed to be sentient and kept on turning.

"Who was it? Tell me Chrome. I want to know now," he snarled.

The lights in the room flickered ominously, "Oh I'm having trouble remembering who it was, my memory seems to be going in my old age..."

Reborn's gun cracked under the pressure of being held in his hand, "All expenses paid to Mafia Land. No barred entrances. All of your paperwork done."

Chrome squealed and twirled about the room, "You really know how to sweet talk a Lady don't you Reborn? Who knows how Tsuna-sama will take you trying to seduce me?"

"I don't have time for games. I need to start looking."

Chrome breathed out slowly, her eyes watching a candle slowly flicker out, "I think it was some type of animal? A sheep? A zebra? A ram? No, I'm pretty sure it was a lamb. Yes, I remember! It certainly was a Lambo~. Will you tell the others?"

Anger poured from every pore of his body, " We thought he was too young to join, to follow the rules, but clearly we were idiots. I guess it's time for all of us to go hunting."

"Ah, have fun then. Try not to hurt him too much, Tsuna-sama seems to be keeping his eyes peeled for fights. Almost like he expects something to happen...you know what he does if Lambo starts crying..I would be careful."

A tiny smile broke through his anger, "I'll keep it in mind. What the hell did he do to piss you off?"

Chrome laughed, mirroring her beloved Mukuro-sama, "Oh no, no, can't tell you that."

Reborn left without another word, and the room seemed to darken even more, "I just want Tsuna-sama to be happy. The way it's going now he'll never be happy. It's a best friends' job to help a guy get the guy...if it means that I have to start a war? Well then no one will be spared – Tsuna-sama deserves the best after all."

The lights died out and all that could be heard was Chrome's laughter. It was time to get serious.