Hey eveyONE! How have you guys been? I've been awesome. Since school's gonna be starting tomorrow I wont be able to update as often so instead of every few days it might be once a week. Maybe longer cause I found out that I have Chemistry and Economics so I'm gonna have to actually study for stuff for once.
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"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island! We saw how clueless our players are when it comes fashion. And how useless they are when it comes to rescues. Violet got a gross new pet and Jean almost got to first base with Cleo. In the end, Sam got the tossaroo and Cleo, Nikolai, Scott and Jo got tossed onto opposite teams." Chris was sitting back in a chair as Dakota filed his toenails, "You call that buffing? I wanna see my ruggedly handsome face in every toe nail! Who will thrive? And who wont survive?" A helicopter suddenly come onto the scene.
"This is the department of environmental protection! You're busted McLean!" The man from the helicopter yelled.
"Aw man!" Chris Yelled, "Meddling tree huggers!" He pulled out a walkie talkie, "Commence Operation Doomsday! Repeat, Operation Doomsday, over! What is Operation Doomsday you ask? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the island!"
Chapter 7: A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste!
Morning...
Jean sighed as he sat on the steps of the cabin, "I miss her already..."
Nikolai took a seat next to him, "Hey, bro. Need a shoulder to cry on?"
Jean smiled at him, and playfully jabbed his shoulder, "Shut up, man. I should be asking you that."
"Yeah, Probably." Nikolai said. "Y'know what? Me and you, we're kindred spirits."
"You think so?" Jean asked.
"In some ways. We've both girls on the other team that we like. Right?" He said nudging him with his elbow suggestively.
Jean blushed, "W-What? How do you know about that?"
Nikolai laughed, "It's kinda obvious, man."
"Well, what about you? Have you gotten anywhere with Violet?" Jean asked.
Nikolai sighed, "Nope. I don't think she's interested in dating at all. She doesn't seem to notice any of my advances."
"I hear that." Jean said. "Hey. I just thought of something else that makes us 'kindred spirits'."
"What?" He asked.
He pointed a thumb in Lightning and Brick's direction, "We're definitely not muscle heads like the other guys on this team and Jo."
Brick was bench pressing a large log with tiny pink bird perching on top. "Let Lightning show you how it's done." Lightning took the log and lifted it with one arm. Think the new guys can do this?"
"Guys? You mean Jo and Nikolai?" Brick asked.
"The men of Team Dude are gonna be unbeatable!" Lightning said, "We just gotta get the small fry pumping some iron or... wood. Sha-yeah!"
"Got that right." Nikolai agreed.
TD Confessional:
"Hey, Chris McLame!" Jo said walking into the camera. "Guess what? You can make me swap teams, but you'll never break me. Now I get the girls side of the cabin to myself. And I can finally work out like ancient olympians... Naked."
Jo was doing jumping jacks in the cabin, naked, "882, 883, 884, 885." The bird perched outside the room and thew up at the sight,
Helicopters were flying about the Island and the interns were running around with packed bags. "Hey, Soggy Drawers." Jo called after, Brick. "Looks like were on the same team again."
"Not quite." Brick said, "You're on my team now. And if you don't do what I say, you'll be the next person to go home."
"We'll see about that, Major Drippy." Jo said.
"Three rules: follow them or you're gone. One, Never leave a man behind. Two, What Brick says, goes. And three, no more nicknames. Like Dampy Pants, Wetness, or Sir leaks-a-lot." Brick said.
"Fine, Fine. We'll play it your way, Captain Wiz." Jo said. Brick growled and shrugged her shoulders. "Sorry, force of habit."
"Alright, lets get this disgusting joke we call breakfast over with." Jo said, walking into the mess hall with Brick.
"We cant! Chef's not here and neither is breakfast." Cameron said.
"Sorry, Lightning needs meat. M-E Uh...E- come on! We'll make our own breakfast!" Lightning said.
"Is he... mentally disabled or something? Or is he really just that stupid?" Cleo asked with a bored expression on her face.
Mike opened up the fridge, "There's no food in the fridge."
"Nothing in the cupboards either." Zoey said, after looking into the empty cupboard.
"The entire place is empty." Violet said after checking an empty barrel.
"We should check in the walk in freezer." A deep male voice suggested.
"Hey, yeah! The freezer!" Lighting agreed. He opened up the door to the large freezer and walked in, "Sha-bingo! Meatsicle!" The other campers entered after him and it was sealed. The freezer was actually a truck.
Chef spoke through a little opening, "Challenge time, suckers!"
"This is highly unorthodox!" Cameron yelled, holding on to a slab a frozen meat.
Violet grabbed the wall in order to say upward, "In all honestly, this entire show is unorthodox."
"Where are you taking us, you psycho?" Cleo asked, holding on to Jean, who reacted by blushing. He got a few narrow eyed glares from a few of his teammates.
Chef chuckled darkly, "You'll see... OW!" He smashed the door on his finger.
"I don't like the sound of that." Nikolai said.
The campers were dumped out of the truck in front of a cave entrance. "Good you're here. Finally." Chris said, from a television screen. "Today's challenge is to find a golden Chris statue in your team color some where in this old abandoned mine. First team back, wins."
"Sha-done and done." Lightning said. "Go, Team Dude!"
"Are you sha-blind?!" Jo yelled. "I'm not a-" She was interrupted by a bag knocking her over.
"Don't worry. There are enough packs for everyone." Chris said, as Chef threw the orange packs to everyone.
"What did you put in them, rocks?" Jo asked.
"Those fifty pound bags are purely for your torment and my amusement." Chris said. "Enjoy."
Cameron reached into the bag and pulled something out, "Chemical badges?" he asked. "Why do we need to measure our exposure to toxic waste?"
Chris shrugged his shoulders, "No reason. Except that I rented the mine out to store hazardous material."
"And you're making us go in there?" Jean asked.
"Are you demented?" Anne Maria asked angrily.
"No. Which is why I'm it a studio right now." Chris said, smugly. The campers all spoke at once but the comments were basically the same, expressions of anger. "Relax. It's perfectly safe, for thirty minutes. !hen your badge turn orange you have fifteen minutes left, Red is your five minute warning, and when you see a skull and cross bones. We'll dedicate this episode to you. But no way is it gonna come to that. I sent Dakota down there for 40 minutes and she's gonna be fine-ish."
The medical tent.
"Huh? Where am I?" Dakota woke up and another intern showed her a mirror. She had became bald. "No! CHRIS IS A DEADMAN!" She was tied down to her little cot.
"Now move it, peeps." Chris said. None of them moved.
"Can you at least give us a hit about where to find the statues?" Zoey asked.
"Funny story. The statues gone missing. Someone or something down there must have taken them." Chris said.
"Uh... Is it well lit down there?" Brick asked.
"It's a mine, bro. Pitch black. All the way. There are flashlights and fireflies inside First come. First serve." Chris answered, "Any who, times a wasting and so are your healthy blood cells. So go! "
Lightning and Team Rat was the first one to make it to the inside of the cave and the lift. "Lightning comes in first! Sha-bam!" His yelling cause a small cave in covering up their team.
"Enjoy the elimination ceremony." Scott sneered as the Maggots went into the lift first.
"Smooth move, Sha-duh!" Jo insulted.
"We got the flashlights!" Cameron exclaimed holding up two flashlight. Suddenly the lift dropped down into the cave. The hit the ground hard.
The inside of the mine was pitch black, "Is everyone okay!?"
"I think so." Mike answered.
"Oh, my back." Scott complained.
"Can whoever that is please get off my stomach?" Violet asked.
"My apologies." Cleo said, getting up.
"The flashlights!" Cameron suggested.
Zoey turned on the flashlight, brightening up the cave. There were yellow drums everywhere. Most likely filled with toxic waste. "Look a tunnel! Should we try it?" A screeching sound was heard worrying them.
"Looks good to me!" Mike said, running into the tunnel that wasn't man made.
Back with the Rats
"That elevator is not coming back up." Jo said, tugging on the cord.
"I cant lose again! I cant!" Lightning exclaimed.
"I know! We'll shimmy down!" Brick said pointing to the base of the cord.
"Leaders first." Jo said, allowing Brick to go to jump on to the rickety cord first.
"C'mon, lets go!" Brick said, holding on tightly to the cord.
Jo tossed the jar of fireflies at him, "Here you'll need this."
Brick let go of the cord holding him up to catch the jar. "Thanks. AHH!" He began to fall down the cord. In order to save himself, and used his inner forearm and thighs to stop his decent to a slow fall. Lightning fell on top of him followed by Jo, Jean and Nikolai.
"Thanks for breaking our fall." Jo said. After being crushed by his team, Brick dropped the Jar, causing the fireflies to escape.
"Aw, man! Nice going, Butterfingers!" Lightning complained.
"Quick, we have to catch our light source!" Jo yelled as she and Lightning ran after them.
"Wait!" Brick called.
Jo picked up the jar and ran off. "Losers wait! We have to go! Try to catch up!" Lightning said, running after Jo.
"That's exactly why we lost the spider scavenger hunt challenge last time." Nikolai groaned. "I'll stay with Brick. Jean, go with Jo and Lightning."
"Alright." Jean said, running off behind them.
"Come back, you guys!" Brick yelled getting scare of the slowly darkening room.
"Calm down, Brick. You're bigger than the dark, right?" Nikolai asked.
"Y-Yeah! I am bigger than the dark. I'm better t-then the dark. I... I am... Lost and alone in the dark!" Brick panicked.
"Dude, I'm right here. You're not alone in the dark, we're alone in the dark." Nikolai said. "So lets try and get out of here, okay?"
"Alright. Thanks, Nikolai." Brick said, still scared.
"No problem." He said.
TD Confessional:
"When you have a little sister who's deathly afraid of the dark, you kinda have to know how to deal with scared people, well kids." Nikolai said, "I'll just have to treat Brick like my little sister... That sounded less weird in my head..."
The maggots were tired from running away from whatever was making those screeching noises. Zoey's flashlight uncovered a fedora and Mike picked it up. "Oh, wow. I've always wanted a hat like this."
"And I always wanted to die underground with a hat loving loser." Scott mocked, "Guess we both win. Ow! What the heck!?"
Violet had pinched his arm, "You're not on Team Rat anymore, so stop being such a jerk to people." Scott growled at her and got in her face, her expression stayed the same. She scoffed, "I'm not afraid of you, Scott."
He walked away. "Whatever." While he wasn't looking, Cleo gave Violet a thumbs up. With a raised eyebrow, she returned it.
Mike put on the hat, and gasped. He grinned with a cocky look on his face. "Mike is that you?" Cameron asked, shining the flashlight in his face.
"Vito? Baby, is that you?" Anne Maria jumped into his arms.
Cleo raised an eyebrow, "Who's Vito?" She asked.
Violet shook her head, "Don't bother asking."
"G'day, Sheila. Name's Manitoba Smith." He said, dropping Anne Maria.
"Well... that's new." Violet said.
Manitoba took the flashlight from Zoey, "Here, leave the torches to the men folk, Beauty."
"They talk like that in Manitoba?" Zoey asked, confused.
Manitoba inspected the ground by sniffing and licking it, "To the right, a tunnel carved out my giant rodent teeth."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rodent?" Anne Maria asked.
Manitoba pointed his flashlight to the man made tunnel, "To the left, mining cart tracks. We go left."
"I say we take the one on the right, since its the right tunnel. Get it?" Scott said.
Everyone raised an eyebrow at him, "He's a sandwich short of a picnic, eh?" Manitoba said as they pressed on.
"Get your shiny hineys back in this jar!" Jo yelled as she, Lightning and Jean chased the fireflies. "Lightning chase the fireflies to me and I'll catch them!"
"What do I do?" Jean asked.
"Try not to get in our way." Jo said, earning a slight glare from him.
Lightning ran after the bugs, "Alright, fireflies. Lightning's gonna- Ahh! They're biting me!" Jean snickered, finally coming to terms with his dislike of the people on his team and the fact that bad things happening to them make him laugh.
"Gotcha!" Jo slammed the jar on his head, trapping them there. "Looking good, Light source!" She laughed.
Team Maggot reached some mining carts there were three connected, "Woo whee! These'll speed things up!" Manitoba said.
"No way, too dangerous." Scott said.
"If you're a girl, maybe." Manitoba said.
The girls on the team were not amused, "Um, what?" Zoey asked, angrily.
Anne Maria clenched her fist, "Uh, excuse me?"
Violet silently faceplamed, "Seriously?"
"Can you repeat that?" Cleo asked, ready to punch him in the face.
Before the girls could pounce on Mike's new cocky personality, Anne Maria's badge turned orange, "Anna Maria's badge is orange!" Cameron exclaimed.
"Ohmigosh! I only have fifteen seconds to live or something!" Anne Maria said panicking.
"It's fifteen minutes." Cameron corrected.
She immediately calmed down, "Oh, well that ain't so bad." She began filing her nails.
"It will be when we cant find those statues and we become mutant freaks. Or worse die!" Cleo yelled.
Cameron's badge became orange as well, "Yikes! Shotgun! Called it." He jumped into the front cart followed by Manitoba.
Violet climbed into the second card. "Guess, I'm middle then."
"So am I." Zoey quickly jumped into the cart with Violet.
"I'll keep the ladies safe in the back." Scott said climbing into the back cart with Anne Maria.
"Yeah, right. Having you keep me safe? I might as well ask piranha for help." Cleo said. In response, Scott pulled roughly her in. "Hey!"
"My first time riding the rails!" Cameron said, when Manitoba removed the rock keeping the carts at a slant. When they began moving, they went down fast, "I don't like it!"
TD Confessional:
"Okay, so now that were on another team. It should be a little harder for Scott to manipulate anyone on this team, since he's so obviously untrustworthy. And the others seem a little less, well hate able. Well, except for that Zoey girl. She seems to think there's good in everyone. Scott's gon' work her over right quick." She froze at the last sentence, her accent slipping out again, "Oh, come on!"
"You can do this Brick." Nikolai said was they crawled around in the pitch blackness of the cave.
"Right..." Brick bumped into something, "Hey, a flashlight! C'mon work..." They heard a heavy breathing noise nearby.
"Jo, you came back." Brick said, "Are you wearing perfume? It's strong, but It's suits you."
"Brick, I don't think that's Jo." Nikolai said. Brick flash light turned on and revealed a giant mutant Gopher.
"AHHHHH!"
Back with the rest of Team Rat...
"Good thing firefly bites aren't fatal. As far as we know." Jo said as she Lightning and Jean walked along the rail.
"I hear you, dude." Lightning agreed.
"I'm not a dude!" Jo yelled.
"Man, please." Lightning said, "I cant see you're a dude! Your badge it's orange! You've only got fifteen minutes."
"Well, so do you!" Jo said pointing to Lightning's, now orange, badge.
Jean looked down to his badge which became orange, "Oh, no! So do I!"
"No! This ain't right!" Lightning yelled, "Man, I never kissed a Superbowl ring."
"And I've never kissed a guy!" Jo said.
Lightning looked at Jo with an awkward look on his face, "Uh... Yeah. It's cool, dude. Lightning dont judge."
Jean laughed lightly, earning a punch in the arm by Jo, "Ow!"
"Aw' right, Lads and Lassies. Keep your eyes open and stick together." Manitoba said as the rode the rails. The cart separated on to three rail tracks.
"Easier said than done!" Cameron said, pointing the separation out.
"Crikey! What did I just say!" The three paths split, Mike and Cameron's going down, where they crashed, knocking Mike out.
Cleo, Anne Maria and Scott cart were met with a broken track, "I'm to hot to die!" Anne Maria yelled.
"And I'm not old enough!" Cleo yelled. "I still have 400 years left!" Cleo added. They crashed into the water below
Violet and Zoey's were stopped by a wall and they crashed, clinging onto the rail so they would fall down into the mine below with the cart. "Oh, no... Were gonna fall!"
"Looks like our players are doomed!" Chris said, from the comfort of a safe studio. "Will any of them survive? I have my doubts." Chris laughed, sadistically. "But find out for sure when we come back to Total! Drama! Revenge of the island!"
Cleo popped out from the water first, coughing up some of the rancid liquid followed by Scott, "Ugh, Disgusting... Where's Spray tan?" Suddenly Anne Maria came up from underneath Scott, lifting him out of the water.
"Do I look like a life boat?" Anne Maria said, Throwing him into the water and attacking him.
Cleo laughed quietly, "As much as I love watching this, we have to get out of here." She pulled Anne Maria off of him, "Besides I'm sure Scott landed on you by accident."
"Yeah, an accident. I hope you both realize who's fault this is, the Mine carts were Mike's idea." Scott said, unaware of what was lurking in the shadows.
"But he didnt just try to drown me!" Anne Maria said, before something tackled her into the water, disappearing under with her.
"Whoa! Where'd she go?" Cleo asked, She and Scott went over to where she disappeared. "Well, now what?"
"Get out of here before something drags us underwater." Scott said, swimming back to shore.
"Ow..."Cameron groaned as he got up from his place on the floor, "Mike!" Mike was out cold on the ground not to far form his. "Mike wake up! I've read about situations like this, but it's so different in real life. Think. What would Jo do?" He smacked Mike with the flashlight. "Move it or lose it, Bubble Brain!"
"Cameron?" Mike asked, groaning.
"Mike! You're okay! C'mon we've got to find the others! We got separated!" Something underneath Cameron lifted him up to Mike's level. One of the mutated Gopher, bursted from underneath them. They screamed and ran for their lives.
Violet and Zoey were handing on the rail and Zoey was slipping, "Someone help!"
Violet took a deep breath and fought off Fea who was on the verge of coming out, she swung and flipped onto the rail. "Whoa! How did you do that?!"
"No time. Take my hand, if you want to live." Violet said, reaching out her hand.
"Okay!" Zoey took her hand and allowed herself to be pulled onto the rail. "How did you do that Violet?"
"I'll have to tell you some other time. Let's get out of here before the badges change color again." Violet said, she balanced herself and they walked along the rail towards the ledge Mike and Cameron landed on.
When they reached the part of the rail that was above the ledge. "That is a seriously long way down." Zoey said. "There's no way we can make that. Not without breaking some bones."
"Hold on for a sec." Violet jumped down, shocking Zoey. She landed gently on her feet. "Okay, now jump! I'll catch you!"
"H-How did you do that?! That was like 60 feet down! Probably more." Zoey yelled.
"Just jump!" Violet yelled, holding out her arms.
"I don't know about this..." Zoey said.
Violet sighed, "Just trust me." Zoey took a deep breath and jumped, "You can open your eyes now." She opened her eyes and she was sitting in Violet's arms. She put her down ran into the cave, "C'mon we have to find Mike and Cameron."
"Oh, uh. Alright." She said, following her.
TD Confessional:
"I didn't know Violet was so athletic and... Crazy." Zoey said. "I hate saying negative things about anyone, but that was a really long way down. She jumped without a second thought, like she'd done it before."
Violet folded her arms, "All that was a result of my life experiences, okay? That's all I'm saying."
Cleo and Scott were silently walking through the mine, "So... Anyone you thinking of voting off if we lose?" She asked. As much as she hated the ginger, she also hated silence when she wasn't alone. She thought it was creepy and weird.
"What? I don't know!" He said, rudely. He wasn't trying to make nice with Cleo, he still hated her if they were in an 'alliance'.
Cleo scowled deeply at his attitude and immediately dropped any attempt to get along with him, "Oh! Well, frig me for trying to be civil!"
"You calling me uncivilized?!" Scott yelled.
"And you're not?! You have zero manners!" Cleo yelled back. "Not only are you uncivilized but, you're stupid and annoying too!"
"Oh, I'm stupid? I've been controlling this game since day one!" Scott said,
Cleo laughed, "Yeah, right! The only reason you haven't been caught messing up challenges is because everyone on team Rat was too busy thinking about themselves! We would have won just about every challenge during this game and picked of the other team's members! But no, you had to get B and Dawn voted off."
Scott growled, "I was putting the other team in a false sense of security! So I can pick them off later!"
"Really? That's your big plan? Well, Mike, Cameron and Violet aren't going to trust you. So I'd like to see you 'put the other team in a false sense of security' now. By the way I quit this little joke of an 'alliance'. You're on your own!" Cleo scoffed, walking ahead of him. Scott growled in anger.
TD Confessional:
"Ugh! I cant stand Scott! His underhanded way of thinking makes me so mad! Y'know what? I could have had this game in the palm of my hand, if I was as depraved as him! But, I have some morals!" Cleo ranted. "And the funny thing is, he thinks he's smart when actually just about everyone on that team was stupid and naive to begin with! And F.I.Y, Scott! Everyone knows you sabotage and pick off the other team first, not your own team! Idiot!"
"That's it! Vamp nerd is gone!" Scott yelled, punching the confessional wall. "OW!"
Nikolai and Brick were running from the Gopher that was chasing them, Brick not looking where he was going, ran right into a rock, falling on his back with his butt in the air. "Brick!" Nikolai called. The Gopher sniffed his feet and backed away from the stink yelping.
"Huh?" Brick asked, getting up.
"Dude! That's it! They cant stand your stank boots! No offense." Nikolai said.
"None taken. In fact, this has given me an Idea!" Brick took off his boot and used it to force the beast away. "What's the matter? Cant take the smell of war?" He laughed.
Nikolai covered his nose, "More like the smell of sweat and death..."
With Anne Maria...
She woke up coughing up water deeper into the mine. "Where the heck am I?!" She looked up at a blackened silhouette sitting on a makeshift throne surrounded by the Mutants gophers. "Stay back! You touch my poof, I'll touch you!" With a snap of it's fingers, the silhouette called the Moles off. When he came into view his face was revealed to be Mutant Ezekiel. "Oh, hey. Ain't you that creepy stowaway kid from last season? Zekiel or something?" Ezekiel sniffed her and raised an eyebrow suggestively. "Ew!"
With Most of Team Rat...
"Man, what's taking Brick and Nikolai to catch up?" Lightning asked as he, Jo and Jean continued running.
"I know your head is just for show, but haven't you noticed how large and in charge brick's become?" Jo asked. "He doesn't need us. And he'll get rid of you two the first chance he gets."
"I don't think Brick is like that." Jean said. "He's a good guy."
"What? So you wanna make some kind of guys pact to vote him off?" Lightning asked, ignoring Jean.
"Yeah, sure. Let's make a guys pack." Jo said, shaking his hand. "What about you, Mumbles?"
Jean shrunk under their stares, and put his hand on top of theirs, "Alright... Guys pact."
They heard a loud squeak and A mutant gopher was running from Nikolai and Brick. The later was holding a boot that repelled the mutant. "Ha! How do you like it when the boots on the other foot?"
"Hey, Jean." Nikolai exclaimed.
"Nikolai! I thought you guys were as good as gone." Jean said, relieved. He didn't want to be with these muscle heads alone any longer.
Nikolai put up his hands in defense, "Whoa, calm down, man."
"Told you Brick's too big for his camos." Jo said.
"Too big for his camos? He just finished conquering that mutant with a stank boot after panicking in the darkness where you guys left us." Nikolai said. "I'd say he's perfectly fine." He got a glare from Jo.
"Jo, lightning, Jean. Finally." Brick said.
"Soldier, where have you been?!" Jo yelled, pointing threateningly at his chest. "You left your men behind!"
Nikolai narrowed his eyes, "You guys were the ones who left us behind."
Brick held out his stinky boot, "I've been engaging the enemy with my secret weapon."
"Ive heard." Jo said, glaring at him. She sniffed it and let out a groan in disgust.
"Victory is ours!" Brick cheered. Suddenly the mutants came from under them and grabbed their feet. "Unless they do that." They were pulled underground.
TD Confessional:
"I know I shouldn't have made that alliance with Jo and Lightning. But do you know how hard it is to say no to people who can crush your bones AND vote you off?!" Jean exclaimed, "I feel so attacked right now."
"Would you stop already?" Anne maria asked as she sat on a pile of bones. "I don't want any of this junk." The Gophers squeaked in protest. "Not that I don't appreciate it though." Zeke ran up to her with a metal case. "Is that the prize money from last season?" he opened it and it was all chewed up money and dust. "Wow, thanks." She said, sarcastically.
Mike ran through the mine with Cameron on his back, "First signs of chemical exposure... Fever and nausea." He said, weakly before belching loudly.
"I hope Zoey's okay. That's so much for coming back for me, Buddy." Mike said, running.
"Buddy?" Cameron asked, happily. "Really?! Cool!" They're badges turned red. "Oh no! My first buddy and we only have five minutes to live!"
"Mike!" Zoey tackled Mike when she saw him. "Thank goodness you're okay! We bumped into Cleo and Scott but, we lost Anne Maria!"
"We have to find her!" Mike said.
"We should dump these packs, then. They're slowing us down." Scott said, about to take them off.
"The packs of pain stay on until I tell you otherwise, or your whole team is disqualified. Disqualified." Chris said over an intercom intsalled in the mine.
"I knew Chris was watching over us!" Zoey said, with relief. "He wont let us die down here."
"Uh, don't count on it." Chris said, "I'm more of a watcher than a saver."
"Ugh! I hate him!" Cleo yelled.
"Whoo-hoo!" A female voice cheered.
"That's Anne Maria!" Zoey exclaimed.
Mike pointed in the direction of the voice, "C'mon this way!" They all followed.
When they entered the Chamber of Zeke, Anne Maria was still cheering, "Whoo! Yeah, baby! Now that's more like it! Badda-bling!" She was holding up a large diamond that Ezekiel gave her.
"Congratulations, Helmet Head." Jo said as Team Rat was being held hostage by "Now get your freaky boyfriend to let us go!"
"Oh, well. We'll never find those statues now." Scott said, with a smirk on his face.
Violet raised an eyebrow, "What is wrong with you?"
"Keep your voices down." Cameron said, crouching. "Those mutant gophers look blind, but they can probably still smell us." As he said this the gophers were in front of them and were about to attack.
"Great, now here comes the competition." Jo complained sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"Oh, no! Cleo/Violet's in trouble!" Jean and Nikolai exclaimed respectively.
"Hey! They're on the opposite team, Lover boys!" Jo yelled.
"It's good that they're here, we can use the distraction. Fire in the hole!" Brick swung his boot off and it landed in front of the gophers that were about to attack the Maggots. The smell grossed them out enough to run away.
"Ugh! Way to help the enemy." Jo said. "Looks like it's up to me to get us down." She lifted the jar from Lightning's head and releasing the fireflies. They bit the gophers eyes, making them release the Rat Team.
"Lightning the statue!" Jo yelled, pointing to Ezekiel's throne.
"I'm on it!" Lightning yelled, running towards it. "Sha-Bam!"
"Yes!" Jo cheered. "Rat's head for the mining carts! What goes in must come out!"
Lightning was attacked by mutant Ezekiel, causing him to drop the statue, "If you can hear this, congrats! You're not dead yet!" Chris said over the intercom, "Wherever you are, immediately discard your bomb- I mean backpacks! And run!"
"These are bombs?!" Cleo yelled.
Jo opened the back of the pack and there was indeed a bomb in it, "Too far, McLean! Too Far!"
"Got it!" Mike said grabbing the Chris statue.
"Mike..." Zoey said, weakly as she dragged Cameron and dropped her bomb. "Were not feeling so great."
"We're feeling the effects the chemicals..." Violet said, as she carried Cleo on her back.
"Gopher." Cleo tried to yell when one of the mutants tried attack the four of them.
"Zoey! Here!" Mike passed Scott the statue and went to go save his friends. "Hang on! I'm coming!"
"Whoops! Butterfingers." Scott said, tossing the statue behind him, unaware that it landed in Anne Maria's hair.
"C'mon, sweetheart! Mama's gonna take you home!" She said, walking off with the 'diamond'.
Lightning managed to get Zeke off of him and Brick had the statue he dropped, "Mission accomplished, lets move out!"
Violet and Mike were keeping the gopher at bay, but they were failing as they got weaker and weaker. Brick noticed this and looked back at his former teammates, "Brick? Brick! Forget those rejects! We have to go!" Jo yelled.
"But our friends are back there!" Nikolai yelled, trying to get up out of the car. "Would you really let them die!?"
"Your friends, Captain Loser!" Jo said, pulling him back in. "And yes I would." Nikolai looked shocked and horrified.
"I cant hold on!" Mike yelled,
"It's too strong!" Violet said, struggling to help hold it back.
"I don't wanna die!" Cleo yelled.
"Mike, Violet." Zoey said, worried. Her crush and best friend were in trouble and she couldn't do anything about it.
"There's something I need to tell you, Zoey. I have-" With a 'clang' sound the Gopher was knocked out.
"Brick?!" Mike exclaimed in shock.
Brick smiled, "Never leave a man behind." The statue for his team broke sealing his elimination.
"Oh thank, Lilith!" Cleo yelled, in relief. She ran into Brick and hugged him. When she realized what she just did she crouched into a ball, "You can throw me back to the Gophers now..." Jo laughed at Jean's shocked face. Brick helped the rest of the Maggots into the back of the cart and pushed them forward.
"They're really cutting it close." Chris said, as he and Chef stood outside the mine with protective suits on. The Camper's flew out of the mine crashing roughly. The Maggots statue landed in front of Chris. "And the Maggots win! Again!"
The Maggots cheered at their victory, except for a certain freckled traitor, "Great..."
"All clear?" Chris asked. Chef nodded in response. "Executing Operation Doomsday!" He pressed the button on his remote and the Mine exploded.
"This wasn't about the statue!" Mike said.
"Sure, it was. And as a added bonus, you just helped me seal off the toxic waste forever and get the FED's off my back. It's win-win, for me." Chris said.
"That's low McLean, even for you." Jo said.
"You're one to talk, Maleficent." Nikolai muttered under his breath.
"Yah, I just keep getting better. Rats, hope you're hungry for marshmallows. But first, before there's any permanent genetic damage." Chef pulled out a fire fighter grade hose and sprayed the teens.
Later... next to the Maggots cabin.
"Mike? Do you have multiple personality disorder?" Cameron asked, as he and Mike were outside of the cabin, unaware of the black silhouette listening in on their conversation.
"What? Who told you that?" Mike asked, shocked.
"Sixteen years in a bubble makes a guy pretty observant. I don't get why you're keeping in secret." Cameron said. "But I think I can help you control it."
"For real? Sure." Mike happily agreed.
"But you have to help me with Scott. I don't trust that guy." Cameron said.
"Oh, dude this is huge!" Mike said, hugging him tightly. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
"Happy to help!" Cameron said, his air being cut off by mikes hug.
"Hey, you guys?" A female voice from behind the cabin. It was Violet and she was holding Bruno in her arms, who now had a ribbon tied around his neck.
"Violet?! Did you hear all of that?" Mike asked letting go off Cameron.
"Don't worry. Even if I didn't hear, I already would have known." Violet said, petting Bruno lightly. "I've known for a while actually."
Mike was shocked, "You did!? When?"
"I noticed during the Obstacle course challenge. When you became Svetlana." Violet explained.
"That early on? How? I only realized what it might have been during the Ice challenge." Cameron said.
"I know from experience." She said, gesturing to herself. "I have MPD too."
Mike's eyes widened to dish size, "What? You have it too? But, I've never seen any personalities. Not like mine at least."
"That's it! I was right!" Cameron exclaimed.
"What do you mean, Cameron?" Mike asked.
"Don't you see? All the times Violet was suddenly happy or scared or excited. Those were her personalities!" Cameron said happily, as if he wanted to yell 'Eureka'.
"Ding, ding, ding. You got it." Violet said, "My personalities are my personified emotions. Victori is my cockiness and bravery, Fea is my fear and paranoia, Joy is my happiness and affection, Mel is my sadness."
"Wow," Mike said, speechless. He finally found someone who could understand him. "I almost thought that I was the only one in the world who had it."
"So did I. Y'know, when I was a kid." She said, "So do you think you can help me, Cameron?"
"But Violet, If they're your emotions, why hide them?" Cameron asked.
She moved her face closer to his, "I want to be normal. I want to feel things like a normal person. I don't usually ask people for help but, can you help me?" She asked.
"I can try, but-" Cameron started before Violet's eyes changed to pink and she grabbed him and began twirling around.
"Really?! Oh, thank you Cameron!" Joy exclaimed.
"Crushing... My... Bones..." Cameron choked out.
"Huh?" She let him go, giggling, "Sorry, I guess I don't know my own strength."
"So... you're Joy?" Mike asked, a little freaked out by the sudden change.
"That's right, Mike." She said, holding out her hand. "I'm Joy! The more competent of the personalities. Mel and Fea cant do much in any situation and Victori can get very unpredictable. So, If you have anything you wanna tell us, y'know personality problem and other things of the like, you can talk to us at anytime. And by us, I mean me or Violet."
Mike took her hand smiling, "Oh. Well nice to meet you, Joy. Things are really looking up."
"The votes are in. Who will receive the Marshmallow of toxic loserdom and leave the game forever...? Following players are safe: Jo, Lightning, Jean and... Nikolai." Chris said, handing out the marshmallows "Brick. It looks like your tour of Duty has come to an end. Dismissed!"
"But I was large and in charge!" Brick said.
"Yeah, saving the enemy. Sha-traitor!" Lightning said, aggressively.
"Even if they were the enemy, they were going to die! Are you guys serious?!" Nikolai exclaimed. "Right, Jean? Jean?" Nikolai looked over at Jean who was lying on his back, looking at the sky, "Are you okay, bro?"
"So long, Soggy McGee." Jo said, ignoring the blonde boy.
"Any last words, Cadet?" Chris asked, laughing at Bricks fail.
"Brick, wait!" Zoey called. She, Mike, Violet, Cameron, Cleo, and Nikolai saluted him. And he saluted back,
"One side!" Anne Maria said jumping into the catapult, "I've got a jeweler to see and a bank account to open."
"Uh, the catapult is for exits only." Chris said.
"Good, I quit. I don't need this two bit show anymore. Look at this thing! I'm rich!" She said holding the diamond up.
Chris smirked after examining the jewel, "Not unless cubic zirconia has suddenly become priceless?"
Anne Maria looked shocked, "What? It's not a real diamond?"
"Nope. Practically worthless. Lamest mine ever!" Chris said, enjoying every moment of what was happening. "Why do you think I dumped all that waste in there. "
"Wait! I changed my m- Ahhhhh!" Anne Maria and Brick were catapulted off the island.
"Maggot's you're down a player. And one of my interns is just not working out. But, I cant fire her or daddy will want all his money back so say hello to your new teammate, Dakota!" Chris said, pointing to a bald Dakota who was currently strapped in and being brought in by another intern.
"You cant do this to me, McLean!" She yelled,
"Oh yes, I can. Contract. Iron clad. Join us next time for more danger, treachery, and radical hair removal methods on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!"
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