"What would you say is the most grossest thing you ever fought?" Marshall asked.
"Um, so far the grossest thing would have to be a green goblin creature with a huge under bite that oozed this foamy white stuff out of its body," She said cringing at the description.
"Blec, that sounds disgusting," He said.
"You should have seen when I chopped his head off- oh look we got questions, wolfykid asks, 'Marshall what do you and fionna do off camera? fionna do u know what tier 15 is? If not I dare Marshall lee to tell you if you do then would you do it with Marshall :3"
"We actually don't do much, we mostly just eat, go to the bathroom, play video games, and randomly talk about things, we are so boring!" Marshall said dramatically.
She rolled her eyes at his over reaction, "To answer my question, yes, I do know what tier 15 is."
"Then what is it, can you explain it to me?" Marshall asked asking in a fake innocent voice.
She blushed and glared at him, "You know what it is."
"But I haven't had any action for so long I think I'm forgetting," He kept acting like an innocent 5 year old, with a perverts mouth.
"It's how babies are made," She hoped that explanation was enough to satisfy him.
"Really how does that happen?" Oh God he is so persistent.
She swallowed really hard and decided to get this over with, "Well when two people love each other very much," God this is so embarrassing, "They start getting all... touchy, feely, so they spend the night in bed together and..." She paused and blushed furiously wanting the torture to end.
"And what?" Marshall smirked.
"Andtheygetnakedandtheguypushesintothegirlandthat'swhattier15is," She said quickly and blushing about 100 different shades of red.
Marshall slapped his hand over his forehead and laughed really hard, "Oh man, that was priceless!"
She gave him a glare that could send even the Lich running, "It was embarrassing!"
"Awe don't be embarrassed Fi, it's a way of life, by the way you still need to answer the last one, would you do it with me?" He said winking at her.
"No, I would never... do it with you."
"Are you sure? Cause I could give you the best night of your life," He said in the most seductive voice he could muster.
She punched him in the shoulder, "No, stop teasing me!"
"Who said I'm teasing?" He grabbed her hips and forced her into his lap, she immediately began to struggle against his iron grip.
Every time she would pry herself away from him he would pull her back down against his chest, "Marshall let me go!" She demanded.
He pulled her face closer to his so their faces were inches apart, "No," He whispered.
She sighed and stopped struggling, placing her head on his shoulder, "I hate you."
"No you don't," He said in a teasing voice.
"Just finish the question before I kick your ass," She said angrily.
He gasped, that was obviously fake, "I should wash your mouth with soap young lady!" She gave him another life threatening glare, "Okay funs over, this last one is from Splashkitty, 'So Marshall would you rather get back with Ashley or go back and rule the Nightosphere forever? DONT GIVE ME THE ANSWER OR! GOT THAT!? GOOD. Fionnaaaaaaaaaaaah *cough* aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Hi SO Marshy is a good kisser hugh (admit it girl you have the hots for him) would you rather do a full make out sesh with Marshall or a full make session with Marshall? No you cannot pick 'or' because that is cheating and don't say they are the same because they are not the same." He took in a deep breath from the long question, "Honestly, I think I would get back together with Ashley, simply because ruling over the Nightoshpere forever is the absolute last thing I would ever want to do, so getting back with my ex sounds more bearable. Plus I could always break up with her again," He said smugly.
"Well for the record I don't have the 'hots' for him and I would pick the full make out session, because I have no idea what the difference is, and that just sounds better than make out sesh."
Marshall smirked, "So does that mean you would like to do it again?"
"No, that's just the answer I chose, it doesn't mean anything," She said in a matter-of-fact voice.
He smirked even wider, his eyes sparkled with mischief, "Then I guess I have to change your mind."
"Marshall don't you dar-" He cut her off by forcing his lips on hers.
He put both hands on her face, so she could pull away and forced his tongue in her mouth."
Fionna started to gag as she felt his tongue get shoved down her throat, she eventually was successful at breaking off the kiss and started coughing a fit, "Dude what the heck?"
He gave her an apologetic look, "Sorry I was just playing."
Her coughing died down and took a few deep breaths, "It's okay, I forgive you, just please don't ever do that again," She pleaded.
He nodded quickly, "I promise, so I guess that's it?"
"Yep, that's all, know can you let me go now?" She said referring to the fact that she was still in his lap.
He tightened his grip on her, "No, I like this position, it makes it easier to cuddle with me Cuddle Bunny."
She smacked him on the chest, "How many times do I have to tell you I'm not your Cuddle Bunny."
"Sure you are, your warm, cute, and fun to squeeze," He tightened his hold for emphasis.
"And If you keep doing that I'll squeeze you so hard..." She covered her mouth, "I didn't mean it like that!"
But it was to late Marshall was looking as if he just got lucky, "Why Fionna, you dirty girl I don't now if I should spank you or be proud of you."
She covered her face with her hands, "This is the worst day ever."
He rubbed her back, "Awe it breaks my non-existent heart to see my poor little Bunny upset," He cooed in a baby voice, "I think I know a way to cheer you up," He stood up, with her still in his arms, and said, "Cookies and Cream Ice cream!"
She uncovered her face and looked at him excited, "Yay!"
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