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Out-take – 04 – Thermal Expansion
All three of them were in one of the internal pools of NERV Headquarters. Rei swam detachedly in one of the lanes. Asuka bent over the table, filled with scattered school material, Shinji was working on.
"If you put the thermal expansion coefficient in this place in the formula it should work smoothly."
Smoothly. Expansion. Putting in. Once again Shinji wondered how much innuendo was hidden in physics, his eyes not focused on the homework but the handful hanging above the formulae. Vertical stripes are supposed to make a person leaner, so did horizontal ones fatten a person? Or maybe increase a size or two, depending on the location of the stripes? Possibly even the very… distinct sizes of Asuka's bikini?
Subconsciously he compared the assets of both of his 'colleagues'. Would she let him fall on her, too, so he could have comparable samples? Well, Rei didn't really let him fall on top of her. He was merely freaked out at the time. And stupid. And clumsy. And a disgrace to his sex in general. He subconsciously rubbed the fingers against each other with which he didn't catch his fall specifically on the floor. Consciously a very special bodily reaction made itself known, helped by the certain striped facts of physics kind of dangling in front of his face.
Suddenly the owner of the facts pushed herself up, supported her… err, assets and asked in a cutely-naïve voice: "If I heat up my breasts, would they-" and started laughing, louder and louder, so hard she had to lean on the table. Shinji couldn't suppress his grin and mere moments later the crew joined in with both laughing children.
All three of them were in one of the internal pools of NERV Headquarters. Rei swam detachedly in one the lanes. Asuka leaned over the table filled with scattered school material Shinji was working on.
"If you put the thermal expansion coefficient in this place in the formula it should work smoothly."
Smoothly. Expansion. Putting in. Once again Shinji wondered how much innuendo was hidden in physics, his eyes not actually focused on the homework but the doubly handful hanging above the formulae. Vertical stripes are supposed to make a person leaner, so did horizontal ones fatten a person? Or maybe increase a size or two, depending on the location of the stripes? Possibly even the very… distinct sizes of Asuka's bikini?
Subconsciously he compared the assets of both of his 'colleagues'. Would she let him fall on her, too, so he could compare both samples? Well, Rei didn't really let him fall on top of her. He was merely freaked out at the time. And stupid. And clumsy. And a disgrace to his sex in general. Subconsciously he rubbed the fingers against each other with which he hadn't stopped his fall on the floor specifically. Consciously a very special bodily reaction made itself known, helped by the certain striped facts kind of dangling in front of his face.
Suddenly the owner of the facts pushed herself up, supported her… err, assets (He would have to think of more euphemisms at one point in the future. 'Assets' just doesn't do it justice. Them.) and asked in a cutely-naïve voice: "If I heat up my breasts, wouldn't they expand?"
Shinji looked flabbergasted. Rei on the other hand switched seamlessly from breast strokes to a short dive, only to burst out of the water enunciating a very disturbingly realistic dolphin chatter.
Partly angry, partly laughing Asuka turned and complained loudly. "DAMN IT, FLIPPER! Finally we've got this frigging scene on tape and you deliberately screw it up! You didn't even have a line! Y'know what, SCREW THIS. Japanese EAT whales, and you'll be delicious!" With that Asuka jumped into the water towards a grinning Rei and both tried to merrily submerge each other.
"Fine," Anno cried in a singsong voice, "forget this. I a~ham qui~tiiing!"
"Direct it yourselves for all I care," he kept on grumbling only half-seriously, "I'm done with this."
Bellowing, "AND WHERE'S MY FRIGGING BEER," he finished, dangling his feet in the water. He hadn't bothered to take off his shoes before that, but he didn't really care anymore. Some days are just like that, he thought, smirking.
