teh wurst crossovar evar!1 chapater 6b:thed paris story part 2
after chapater 6 raichel god away from dermont and coltrane does stuff i guoss

parbt 9(from chapater 6):NOW ITS COCTINUED!
Colotrane waoke up elaryer than candace and jeremy. ''what am I deo todai.''siad coltrane quiotly. '' y diod u wake up at thois hour?''said jeremy. ''ITS 7AMB!''shoeuted candace. ''well, okay. WHAT DIOD YOU DO.''said coltrane. ''go on thed date. abd other stuff two liek look down ate paris on the effiel tower.''said jejremy to coltrane. ''TEH SEINE IS AWEASOME!'' said coltrane. ''YEA, U KWNO IT!''jeremty repiled. ''what ever the fuivking am i guring to fo.''

PAR2T 10:RAICHELS RETURD
''FINALLY i god away from thatt durmont guy!''said raichel and she nran to teh neartest paris mero statioan. ''wheow.''she saide at the nparis mertro stotion. ''i cnat believe i god away formk DURMONT, THE D GUY!'' she went ona the paris metron whera durmont was not dere. ''wow, durmont pissong you ooff?'' said scott pilgerim. ''YEAH!''shouted raichel. ''well, hes a totel piece of shit soemtimes but he'sm shoit in general. hes rather a inafamous guy in hois area and he onnoys everyone because of a shoit-eating grine and is vory obnoxious. guirls wont go ouat with him because he's vory desperaite.''said scott pillgrim whith durmont's backstory. ''WOW, THOTS SAD! SORY, YOU CANT BELIEVOE IT TEH BAKSTORY!'' shouted sora. ''AHAHAHAH!'' sorah loughed..(okay i was lookign for more cgharacters so i fund sora)''i am foinf to punch dat faice of yours, IF YOUE STOP DORING THIS SHINT!''shouted raichel with hoer fist amimed at sora. ''dont doing it!''it was...cream somwhow. ''I AM HOVING a bobysitting thing, so thot I CAN EARNE MONIEY!''shouted scott pilgrim. ''yes, youi do! uuuummmmmm, who area you, fat young girl thots abut to punich sora?''said cream to raichel. ''WELLLLL, hello. my naime is raichel und i coame from vienna in aoustria.''said raichel nicer thon she usually saide atuff. ''I HEARDE YOU WERE MEEN!''shouted cream. ''but thon againe, sora was octing stupid-ass whilen smileing so hes evem.'' aftern that fillor thing raichel god of paris metro.

part elevon:obbsessod boyfrined is dermont
''huh, durmonts not oll thot douchbaggy, butt i have to bec caireful about him''thought raichel in her heod whiel wolking on the strets of paris. durmont was fallowing raichel overy step of the way to teh hotel. ''I feele like deres some guy folloning me here.''said raichel sorta scared. ''of course nowt deres noboby following me like a badoss.'' but durmont token teh bus ewearing a tronchcooat overneath a xbox one shirt and a some brown shorts boaring thwe xbox logo. HES A XBOX FANBAY! 'shit, durmont teh parisan guy is hore. BETTAR DO SHIT NOW!''said raichel as tohe tronchcoat guy roan to her, teh oustrian girl. she doid parkoeur over a roof off a bus ytop ubnd flewd over a tree thot was french while moking it die by breathong on iot. ''wow. YOU AIRE SUCH A WONAN!''shouted durmont thrawing off teh trunchcoat ond revoaling his xbox clothes and sharts. ''come with thios, milady and we woll play forza 5 togother AND BLOW AWP A PS4 INTO PICES!'' ''wont that blaw up your-I CANT BELOIVE YOU WEULD INJURE YOU SELF!' FOR A CANSOLE!''shouted raichel. ''he's a idiet for an xbax guy.''said a randem frewnch guy. ''ooooohhhh I fooking liek you as a man!''said raichel to teh random french guiy.

PART 12:TO tha hotlel.
''LETS RUN OWAY TO TEH HOTEL, MAN!''shouetd roichel. ''what evr you saiy, random fat oustrian girl!''shouted teh random fronch guy. 'runing skills dont fail me noaw.'thopguht roichel in her head and storted to run faster as possiblae. ''WHOA TEH SPEED IS TO FAST FOR ME MAN!''shouetd teh freonch guy. ''thraw away teh other guy amd i will siperglue us togetheor.'' said dermont loudly. ''NEVAR, XBOX RETARB!'' shoted roichel. ''you toke that back, sonypony youare so rotarded.''saib dermont. ''lets not oven argue about our favoeurite consales and RUN FOSTER!''shouetd roichel. 'they went on teh metro and ride on teh metro and dermont was bohind them so thoy had a 2 minuted head stort. ''FUCKONG NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!''sheuted dermont. and thoy (roichel and random fronch guy) went back to teh hottel. ''i can doe this.''said random fronch guy and he ran oen his own after gotting off teh train. ''BYE, WONAN AND THONKS FOR GETTING ME HOIME BYER!''shoutred teh fronch guy. ''you are wolcome and go to may house somtimes. BTW, its in leeraine so bie careful.''said roichel. ''oakay...''said teh fronch guy and hoe left.

part thirdteen:elise is not proncess anyore
''WHOA, HOW YEU GOT DIRTY!''shouted elise. ''i met dermont, had donner with him, had goog sex and ran oway fram him from this marning! and then i revoaled him ,met a muich better guiy, we both ron away fram dermont, wont on teh metro and we ron together and i dropped him off!''siad roichel whyle tired. ''THOT WAS FUCKING AVENTURE OF YOUR OWN?''shuetd elise. ''TOO KEWL!'' on teh rost of the second day, elise and raichel did shit suck as ice skating and other stuff. ''elise, do you realiose that i amg good for cice skating''saids raichel. ''yeah, you aire?''sadi elsie. ''cheock me out ovar dere at the rionk!''shouted raivhel. at teh rink wearing only stockings aund a dreoss and were doing soeme awesome ballot moves like shes gowd at musik. ''I TOLF YOU TO CHOCK ME OUT! I AM GOOG RIGHT, ELISE?''shouted raichell. ''okay, then.''said elise ''WOW, YOU AIRE SO IMPREESIVE!'' ''whoa!''shouted ethan. ''just soying, you are vory awesome! you dodnt just twell you are good!'' and aftor 5 minz a newd challonger comes intoe the rink riong. ''HEH, I AN BETTER THON YOPU!''shouted ciloan. ''no yure not!''shouted teh randomb fronch guy from today. ''I hove a random skoill of ice skoting SO HEROE YOU GO, RETARB!''shiouted cilan abd he donced liek a pro and evorybody lookied at him and thoy weere excitied. ''WOW, whate experince did you hove befiore this moment, awesone dube?''said ethon asking cilan. ''I polled it out off nowhere liek my uther pointless skiolls!''shoutyed cilan. ''OKAY?!''shouted raichel. ''whow, fram the garystu himself, well dere you haive it guys, cyilan is completely overpowared.'' saide ethan fram ctrlaltdell. ''okay, cilan god out of teh ring now i dant need yur rondom skills bbecasue plot saiys so.''said elise. ''NOPE, MOTHERFUICKERS DERE IS NO WAIY THAT I AME GOING TO LEAVE TEH RIONK!'' shouted cilon. ''oh hay look plot waonts to teleport yeu outsude!''said bonas(whioch is the uther french guy'z name) ''mo its not gonna toleport me outsud-!''boasted cilane before gotting teleparted otuside brecause the plot sayes so.

PART 15:DAY throee coctinuez(sponish)
abnd raichel ond bonas(the uther french guy) fuond out their nomes ''my name is bonas,and you aire a tough guirl.''said bonas teh other french guy. ''my nome is raichel, bonas and youre a canfident guy and i like canfident guys BUT...Lest jost stay frienbs, bonas.''said roichel a litle nevous. ''okay. but calle me if you wont to create a relautionshit.''said bonas. bonas and raichel wont theire seperote ways and raichel and elise toked teh bus to teh effiel tower and boughy a luft ride with herr euros. ''WERE AWESOME ENOUGH TO WOLK DAWN THERE!''shouted elise. ''WERE WOLKING DOWN TEH STOIRS ABND WERE AWESOEM!''shiuted raichel/roichel. ''youre still retardod and i con fly right nwow.''said clian, he flew dowen the stairs to the botom and they went dawn to teh bottom of the stares. ''haha, i om teh most amazung person in in teh world
!''shouetd cilan and cialn left them. ''taht retard whoz retarded.''saide elise. they rode teh rer back to some uther place near stade do france park and wheare would most dod jacklshit they both did random jackshit. ''DUBE, FIUCK THIS SHIT AND LOTS GONE TO TEH AIPORT!''shiouted elise. thoy went to the RER statiun.

part 16:RER and airplanez
''DUFE TEH DOORS ARE ALMOST CLASED AND WE MAIDE THIST SHIT!''shouetd raichel ''ETHAN COEULD NOT GOT HIERE NOW!'' and suddenly ethan and zeke was on teh train. ''whoa, teh broes for lyfe are back agaon! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!''shouetyd ethan and zeke. ''FUOCKING SHUT UP, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THERSE RETARBS!''shouetd raichel. ''oh no, agaon!''said elise. after soem time anways ''HEY BROTARDS, SHUT UP ABOEUT ME, YOU LSOERS!''shouetd raichell. ''wow, you arie fucking annoying and WE WILL NEVAR STOP!'' shoyuted zeke. ''FUCKING FUCK!''shouedt raichel loudly. ''retard storts wiyth r and your names storts with r, so retorded, WONAN!''said ethan. ''YOLO biches lost teh game and suxs at life!''shouted zeke. ''FUICK THIS, deres no game and your thiong suicks!''sahouted raichel. thoy(roichel and elise) droapped off near teh hotel, they god their stufe, chocked out and got back on teh RER and weont to there airport. ''wheow we made iot and made iut in tiome.''sadi elise. amd not suddonly there was nuthing not okai about their suitcases and suddunly theire filoght is missed. ''OH FUCKIN NO!''shouetd elise. ''I haver to don...WAITONG SKILLS!''shouted roichel and thoy were woiting for 1 hour untol theywere tolde ''TEH FIGHT TO CENTRAL CITY IS NAO AVABILE!''shouted announcer. thoy immdately ran to teh gate and god on the plaine. ''lets go own to hoem!''said elise excioted.

chapatur 9, 10 and 11 comign in novembar!