So today, I realized that I make some strange typos. While talking to ShadesofImagination, I attempted to type "heart". Yeah, I totally typed "heast" at first. I then decided that "heast" is a sexual term. And was told I should give it a definition and have Zack use it.

So I did.

And it made me gigglesnort. So I'm posting it here.


Heast You

- CZ -

"I want to heast you." Zack murmured into Cloud's ear, kissing the blonde's temple and wrapping his arms around his waist.

"You want to—" Cloud paused, brow furrowed in confusion. He twisted around to give his boyfriend a completely dumbstruck look. "You want to what me?"

"Heast." Zack repeated, cocking an eyebrow. He gestured vaguely around the living room with one hand. "You know, heast? I want to fuck you."

"Uh." Cloud nodded slowly, then stopped and shook his head. "I have never heard that word, Zack. Ever."

"Well, I should hope not." the teen replied, then licked Cloud's cheek. "I just made it up."

"You're such a moron." Cloud giggled, wrapping his arms around Zack's neck. "And I want to heast you, too."


Ha. Heast.

I should use my typos as prompts more often.