As a Nightguard

Story Six

Freddy still hated me for when I threw the green goop bag in his face. Lucky for me, I took an extra job on the day shift because I needed some more cash moneys. The animatronics didn't know I was there.

In between animatronic shows, I snuck backstage to check on everything. Freddy was talking to Chica and Bonnie.

"I know how we're gonna get back at Mike," He said.

"Um, you mean you know how you're going to get back at Mike?" Chica and Bonnie asked.

"I know you'd rather side with him if you could, but you're going to help me," He ordered.

"So," He explained, "We'll get all of the dog food that we can find out of the freezer. Then, we'll mix it with cheese, tomatoes, onions, and put it in a pot of boiling toilet water."

"Eeeewww…." Both Bonnie and Chica murmured.

"And we'll add in some salt and pepper… and vinegar," Freddy added.

"Then," He continued," While he's not looking, we'll go in and dump it on him!"

"Yeah…" Bonnie said." You can have all of the trolling to yourself…"

He saw me.

"Uuuuhh," Bonnie murmured.

Chica elbowed him before he could say anything.

"What?" Freddy asked.

"Uuummmmm… what time do we dump it on him."

"Well, I guess we'll do it at about two o'clock." He answered.

"Ok," They both said," I guess we don't have a choice."

As Freddy walked off, they gave me the thumbs up.

I knew what I needed:

MOAR COFFEE!

I needed to be the most awake and alert man on earth to stop this.

I drank coffee the whole rest of the day. When I got up to go to work in the morning, I wasn't tired. I drank coffee as I drove to work. I started chugging as much coffee as possible before two o'clock.

As soon as two o'clock came, I somehow knew that Freddy was coming down the right hallway. Bonnie and Chica had snuck away right before Freddy started coming down the hallway. As soon as he got within six feet of the door, I ran outside and drop kicked him.

Vinegar Dog Food Pizza Toilet Water Gumbo went all over Freddy. As soon as I drop kicked him, I slid away before the soup could get all over me.

Bonnie and Chica had come back to see how everything went down. They were trying not to laugh. Foxy came from Pirate's Cove to see what had happened.

"Uuuu, Freddy?" He asked." What kind o' soup did ye spill there?"

"ALL OF YOU SHADDUP!" Freddy yelled.

He got up and pounced at me. I rolled out of the way.

"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN RIP YOU TO SHREDS!"

"Come and get me ya fat S-O-B!"

I ran into the party room. I sprinted to parts and service. I hid by a conveniently placed tool shelf. He came in.

As soon as he walked by, I tipped the shelf over on him.

"SURPRISE!" I yelled.

I made my way out of parts and service.

I slid over a few tables and ran down the left hallway. I heard the bell ring.

Before any kids could even reach the doorway, I drop kicked the front door. I slid and stumbled back onto my feet. Kids, parents, and workers looked at me in confusion.

"I'm out!" I yelled.

I got in my car and drove home.

My adrenaline was rushing so much that I couldn't remember how many things I had drop kicked.