Chapter 7

The Passing of a Stone

Lardo, Spandalf, and a horse ran along the horizon. The horse was falling behind. "Come along, Spamwide, keep up!" Spandalf yelled.
Spam ran up from behind the horse. "Ha, ha, I bet the reader thought I was a horse!"
Spandalf seemed to be talking to the air, "Be careful both of you. The enemy has many spies in his service: birds, beasts." He turned to Lardo "Is it safe?"
"Is what safe?"
"The Doughnut."
"Crud! I was supposed to take that with me?"
Spandalf slapped a hand to his forehead as Lardo disappeared over a hill. "Oh my gosh, and this guy's the main character."
When he returned his held it high. "Is it ok I told some people I had this?"
Spandalf killed him in the head, but then brought him back to life. "Never put it on, for the agents of the Dark Lord will be drawn to its power. Always remember, Lardo, Doughnut is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found." Spandalf hopped on his horse and rode off into the distance.
Spam awkwardly edged closer to Lardo, "Dare you to put it on."

The two Blobbits walked along. "Man, I'm so fat!" Spam complained. "If I wasn't so fat, walking would be easier!"
The two came to a scarecrow. Lardo walked passed it, but Spam stopped behind. "This is it." Spam said, a bit scared.
Lardo turned around, "This is what?"
"If take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home I've ever been."
Lardo shrugged, "Well, you can stay if you like. No problem. You're just a slow hindrance."
Spam stood there, wondering. Lardo kept walking.
"Yeah, ok." Spam said as he started to follow Lardo.