I wonder how many ways I can tell y'all that I don't own Hetalia. Hmmm. Oh, I'm an American southerner who doesn't own Hetalia.


In a third group there was Arthur, Francis, Alfred, and Matthew... And Ivan, who was just there for his кролик.

"Alright, in this group of 'love' we've got Arthur and Francis, who will more than likely end up together, Mattie, whose boyfriend if flirting with Roderich, and me and Ivan, who are together." Alfred stated randomly.

"Why in the bloody world would I end up with THIS bloody frog?" Arthur pointed accusingly at Francis.

"Ah, you're words sting me, mon cher." Francis put a hand to his heart.

"Yea, right." Arthur huffed.

"If you knew what I said earlier, you wouldn't think like that." Francis stated.

"If I knew what you said earlier I would bloody shoot myself for learning your froggy language." Arthur retorted.

"Oh, mon cher, if only you knew." Francis whispered under his breath.

"Hey, Mattie, ain't ya gonna go get your boyfrind from Roderich?" Alfred asked.

"Nah." Matthew shook his head, "Gil's only playing. He told me that he loved to torment Austrians." he paused, "Well, actually, he told me that he loved tormenting Roderich Edelstein. Of course, I had no idea who that was before, but now that I do, I think it's kinda funny."

"I swear sometimes you bloody rant as much as your idiotic brother." Arthur sighed.

"Well, mon cher, there ARE some things that run in the family." Francis stated.

"Also, the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree." Alfred added, "I mean, you two are the ones who pretty much took care of us."

"I do NOT rant!" Arthur and Francis shouted in unison.

"Well, you all DO have very interesting love tastes." Feliciano walked by with Ludwig.

"Shut up, Feliciano!"

"Gah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please, don't kill me! I'll do anything you want me to. Ludwig, save me!" Feliciano went into one of his rants.

"Feli." Ludwig sighed and, pulling the Italian closer, they continued walking.

Group number four consisted of Lovino, Antonio, Yao, and Im Wong Soo.

"Your tsundereness was NOT made in Korea." Wong Soo sighed, "You should get rid of it and tell your not-so-secret-love that you love him."

"I am NOT in love with anyone!" Lovino exclaimed.

"Liar, aru." Yao coughed. He turned to Antonio, "You need to get over your fear of rejection and tell YOUR not-so-secret-love that YOU love HIM, aru."

"I-I don't love anyone." Antonio blushed slightly.

"Denial~" Feliciano slid by.

"Shut up, Feliciano!" Lovino glared.

"Veh~" The younger-by-five-minutes-Italian walked back over to Ludwig.

Anyway, the fifth and final group was made up of Kiku, a Lavian, and an Estonian.

"Es esmu Raivis." The Latvian smiled.

"Ja ma olen Eduard."The Estonian stated.

"Konnichiwa. Watashi wa kikudesu."

"Pleased to meet you." Raivis grinned.

"While we talk I will probley show off how intellectual I am, but please don't get to envious." Eduard said.

'I need a better day job.' Kiku let out a sigh.

Anyway, after the priate socializing event, several pirates went back to their respecting ships. However, there were several who did not want to part. For example, the was Alfred and Matthew or Alfred and Ivan or Francis and Arthur... Well, in that last one, Francis didn't want to do, but appearently Arthur couldn't wait to leave. Anyway, Gilbert had also somehow convinced Elizaveta and Rodi, er Roderich, to stay for a while longer. Of course there were others who stayed just because they wanted to like the Italian brother, Ludwig, and Antonio. Well, Lovino stayed because Feliciano and Antonio did as well, but if you were to ask him he would have said that he stayed only for his brother. So, anyway, basically, twelve people were still in the religious place of worship.

"Why exactly do you want us to stay and talk with you?" Roderich asked.

... "Because."

"Because why?" Elizaveta asked.

... "Just because."

"If you don't tell me, than I see no reason to stay." Roderich shrugged.

... "Because I missed you guys!" Gilbert burst out in tears.

... "Come on, Elizaveta, we're leaving." Roderich took his beloved's arm and began leading her to the door.

"Please, don't leave!" Gilbert cut them off, "I know I go with you two like chalk and cheese, but I've been so lonely..."

... "Um, Gilbert, are you feeling alright?" Elizaveta asked.

"Ja." Gilbert nodded.

"Oh, I get it." Roderich nodded.

"Get what?" Elizaveta looked at the Austrian.

"He's acting."

... "Now that's just mean."

"Then you have abandonment issues?"

"Maybe."

"Well, don't you have your other two friends?" Elizaveta motioned toward Antonio and then Francis.

"Sure, but now adays Antonio is always trying to stalk Lovino, and the only thing Francis wants to talk about is Arthur."

"What about Matthew?" Roderich asked.

"He's the ONLY one who'll listen to me, but usually no one can SEE him, and I'm always being dragged away for some reason because of that." Gilbert looked like he was about to start crying again, "Plus, I still remember when you guys abandoned me."

...

"You're not even gonna comment?" Gilbert looked like a kicked puppy.

"W-Well, we're not really sure what to say." Roderich felt bad now, "Um, sorry?"

"I would like it better if you at least ATTEMPTED to make it sound like you meant it." Gilbert sniffed.

"Sorry." Roderich said meaning it.

"Do you want a hug?" Elizaveta asked.

... "Ja."

"Roderich, give him a hug."

"Wh-What? Why do I have to?" Roderich blushed.

"Because I said so." Elizaveta brought out a frying pan, and Gilbert took, like, three steps back. The Hungarian looked at him, "What?"

"Please, don't hit me." Gilbert gulped.

Now it was Elizaveta's turn to feel bad, and she put the frying pan away, "Sorry." she looked back at Roderich, "What if we BOTH hug him?"

"Alright." Roderich surrendered.

Alfred was talking to Matthew and Ivan when he looked over at Gilbert, Elizaveta, and Roderich. he wasn't to sure what to say.

"What is it, Al?"

"Well, Mattie, your boyfriend is being hugged by Roderich and Elizaveta."

Matthew looked at the aforementioned three, "He has abandonment issues."

"Alright." Alfred nodded.

"I hate to leave, you, кролик, but I'm the only memeber of my crew here, and I have a feeling that everyone else if getting impatient." Ivan sighed.

"Aww." Alfred pouted, and seeing the pout, Arthur decided to walk over.

"Why don't you go with him, Alfred?"

"Wh-What?" Alfred was flabergasted, "B-But what about-"

"It's not like we're going to be trying to bloody kill each other anymore." Arthur interrupted, "Besides, if you really start to bloody miss me or Kiku or whoever you can send one of those bloody annoying messenger bird thing." he paused, "I have an idea." he looked at the Russian, "Can I talk to you? Oh, and Antonio as well."

"да. It is no problem with me." Ivan nodded.

Arthur and Ivan walked over to Antonio, Feliciano, Ludwig, and Lovino and asked the Spaniard of they could talk.

So, the three went over to a dark corner of the room... There was just lots of talking. NOTHING else happened. Anyway, after the talking the captains went back to the groups they were talking with before.

"So, what did they want?" Lovino asked.

"Jealous, Lovi?" Antonio asked.

"Please, don't make me laugh." Lovino rolled his eyes.

"But that's what I'm trying to do." Antonio remind.

"You're trying to make fratello laugh?" Feliciano gasped, "I should warn you that that's NOT physically possible for ANYONE to do."

"Such little faith you have in your captain." Antonio smiled, "Anyway, we captains have come to the desision that we're all going to meet up twice a month."

"As in all of us or just the captains?" Ludwig asked.

"All of us." Antonio replied, "It would have to be all of us because I can't just leave my cute, little Lo-"

"Don't say it!" Lovino shouted.

"-vi alone."

"Why do I bother?"

"Fratello, if you would just kiss him and get it over with, you wouldn't be having this problem right now."

"Shut up, Feliciano."

"I'm just saying, Lovi."

"Never ever call me Lovi!"

"Sorry, fratello."

"Well, I think it's nice that we'll all be able to meet up." Ludwig sighed, "Now Gilbert won't be as lonely anymore."

Gilbert sneezed.

"Bless you." Roderich yawned.

"Someone's probley just talking about the awesome me." Gilbert grinned as he, Roderich, and Elizaveta walked over to Antonio, Feliciano, Ludwig, and Antonio.

"I guess I'll tell you guys, too." Antonio smiled, "We're all going to be meeting up twice a month every month."

"Does that mean I have to spend twenty-four days a year with this moron?" Roderich sighed motioning to Gilbert.

"Yea. Well, we'll be able to see little Feli twice a month, and I might be able to let him wear some of my clothes again." Elizaveta cheered.

Ludwig and Lovino noticed Feliciano pale.

"I, um, I-I think I hear, uh, a, um, a cat." Feliciano stuttered, "Yea. That's it. I think I hear a cat outside, so I'm gonna go find it. I-I'll be on the, um, ship thingie."

Feliciano fled at an amazing speed.

"Why can't he run that fast during training?" Ludwig asked.

"Italians run faster when fleeing." Lovino replied.

"Ohh, maybe Lovino can wear my clothes, too."

"I have to go make sure Feliciano doesn't do anthing dumb." Lovino fled as fast as Feliciano did.

"Strange." Elizaveta titled her head to the side, "It's almost as if they don't want to reminisce on old times."

"I'm sure that's not it, dear" Roderich sweatdropped along with all th other males.

... "You're lying to me."

"How did you know?"

"I'm just good like that."

"Please, don't hit me with a frying pan."

"Fine. I'll hit Gilbert instead."

"Wha-What did I- Ow!

"I think I just got ditch by Lovi." Antonio frowned.

"Nah, the were just trying to get away from Elizaveta and her frying pan of unawesomeness. Ow."

"I'll go make sure they're okay." Ludwig sighed wanting to very quickly to get away from stupidity and his brother... No, wait... Gilbert was the cause of the stupidity... He just wanted to get away from Gilbert, so the German left.

"By the end of the day," Gilbert began, "my abandonment issues are gonna come back. Ow."

"Sorry. THAT one was met for Roderich."

"What did I do THIS time?"


Once again I'm posting a late chapter. Sorry about that. I hope y'all don't mind that much... REVIEW