Meikouhaikitsune -
XD, I love your chapters, you do what I do. I set the chapters by
event - drivers my reviewers nuts. Anyway...Yuusuke is not the
hardest! Its either Gryffindor or Slytherin. He isn't smart enough to
be in Ravenclaw...but hufflepuff I could see..if only to have one boy
in each house. Anyway, no rush to update. You know you can't
rush perfection grins Cheekily TTYL
V – Thank you so much :) As for the houses… Grins Evilly Muh haha, Muh hahahaha! I can't wait till I finish that chapter. I just wanted to give everyone a chance to guess, and I figured that I was going to be doing these short stories at some point, so why not now.
ShibuNoNeko - Don't worry about it being too short, you updated that's the most important. If I should guess who would be placed where, I'd say that Kurama goes to Slytherin, Yusuke Gryffindor, Kuwabara Gryffindor while Hiei goes to either Gryffindor or Slytherin, though based on how he acts in this particulary fic I'm inclined to say Slytherin. Please update soon.
V – I'll try and update more. I'm actually going to college soon, so I'll have to pay attention since I'm going on a scholarship. My mom is more excited than I am.
I'll try and update more though. I've taken to writing during any spare time :)
Misswarchan - Shot
chapter but informative...is the poll still open? Can I vote twice? I
don't know if I could take it if Kurama became a Ravenclaw or if
Yusuke got dumped in with the Griffs...it's happen way too often!
(;;) I'll be on the look out for the next chapter! Kurama:
Slytherin (where else would a 10 somethin' odd year old youko
go!?) Yusuke: Slytherin (or if you REALLY want to surprize us
put him in Ravenclaw) Hiei: Slytherin (this should be a no
brainer...) Kuwabara: Gryffindor (his so worthless...) Miss
War-chan
V – Damn, now I really can't wait finish the chapter with the sorting! Like I said before, one of them might be disappointing, but I swear I'll give my reasons.
Polls are, of course, open until the chapter with the sorting. You can vote as many times as you like :)
Jokerisdaking - Loving this.
V – Thank you :)
Jokerisdaking
- God I love this story. Hope to see more of Narcissa and maybe a
little info given to the Hogwarts people about Yusuke's group. As for
my votes. Yusuke is slytherin
Hiei is Slytherin
Kurama
is Ravenclaw
Kuwubara is Gryffindor
V – Thanks again Narcissa will be coming up soon. There will be some info on the guys out to the school, but it be found out by the students on their own. Not only that, but the truth will be clouded by rumors. –wink- ;)
PS Love your reviews
Jokerisdaking - Wouldnt Sensui be a lot more powerful then Voldemort? Maybe even Toguro. How is he a threat to them? I LOVE this! Please update soon!
V – That's exactly it. Sensui and Toguro are much stronger then Voldemort. In the summery, though, I said 'One of the Greatest Evils in the Wizarding World'. As for why they're taking it so seriously…
It'll come up later. I can give you a clue, if you want?
ShinObi87 - Yususke
is a S-Class Demon with the power to destroy the world is he wanted
to do so. The only reason that the wizards aren't their pant in
should be blind ingonance of demons. Demon are phsyical
different from humans (i.e. no heartbeat) would the killing curses
even work on them? Yusuke - Slytherin (dark, violent,fights
dirty if necessary) Then
again yusuke may want to be a Gryffindor just to off Snape!
Kurama - Ravenclaw
Hiei - Slytherin
V – Yuppers. Blind Ignorance, 500 points! That's righto! Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! (As Botan would say) It is blind ignorance, but much more blind ignorance then you think ;)
I thought their heartbeats were slower, due to their extended stamina? At least, I think.
I put a double vote on Yusuke for you. Hope you're alright with that.
Erisabeisuu - Brillant!
V – Thank you -
oONight.WitchOo - OMFG I Love this story! It's so funny, but interesting and sad at the same time...Weird combination but it's still a fricken awesome story!! Update SOON please!
V – Thank you so much. Sorry I didn't update. In college now.
Is the sequence in which I'm writing the plot weird or is it the ideas? ;)
little-wolfe - this is really good. i like it a lot. but does this ty person hold a lot of importance in the story or is she just an add in for that one chapter? just curious. yeah, update soon!
V – Thank you. And yes, she holds an extreme amount of importance. It'll come up soon. Sorry about the delay :)
BratCat - keep it up!! reli interestin!!
V – I will. Just a little late on this
Kurama Lady - It's a funny and interesting story. nod nod Now... Write More! Pretty please? w
V – Thank you. I try to jam pack it with funny funk until it's seeping out of the edges. :)
Results of Guess Poll
Kurama
Slytherin - 5
Gryffindor - 0
Hufflepuff - 0
Ravenclaw - 4
Hiei
Slytherin - 7
Gryffindor - 2
Hufflepuff - 0
Ravenclaw – 0
Yusuke
Slytherin – 5
Gryffindor - 4
Hufflepuff - 0
Ravenclaw - 0
Kuwabara
Slytherin - 0
Gryffindor - 6
Hufflepuff - 0
Ravenclaw - 0
:) I'm happy that everyone is so interested. Thank you all for reading. I wanted everyone to know that polls are open and you can vote as many times as you like. I would however like to stress that this is only a guessing poll. In other words, what is on the poll won't exactly be right. Really, this poll is only so I can see what you think it's going to be. The houses had already been decided when the story was first planned. Also, the time from now until the next chapter will be all the time you have to vote. Sorry, but I'm making the next one the one where the houses are named.
As a heads up, you might not know who this short story is about, but I haven't seen this character used in any hp yyh crossovers.
I'm sorry this is so late. I'm going to try to make the chapters longer, so that when they do come out, you'll all get more out of it. This one is like another interlude.
Last thing…
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Now that that is out of my system, let's START THE SHOW!!!!!
"Japanese"
"English"
Thoughts
"Makai-talk!!!"
Chapter 7:
This chapter is dedicated to the (lack of) memory of Man-Dog. May my crazy ass plan to create a man-dog hybrid using human sperm (from the local sperm bank or that guy in the Chuckie Cheese outfit) and my (used to be) un-spaded girl dog Fiona (Fi-Fi) rest in peace. Amen.
PS God, gimme my fuckin' damn cat back.
August 23rd, 1997
Tokyo, Japan
People around the neighborhood thought he was strange. They would whisper as he passed by on the street. 'There he goes; that kid again!' or 'Isn't he the one that... you know?'. They'd probably piss their pants if they knew just how strange he was.
"This place is full of shit," he said, sitting at the dinner table one night.
Only his mother was present, and she had snorted into the glass she was drinking from before laughing hysterically with her forehead in her food. Which was good, because he didn't get punished at all.
Now that he looked back, it would be funny to hear those words uttered from the mouth of a seven year old. His mother can only blame Grandma Mimi for it too. She's the one that curses at the people as they stare at him.
He didn't really think it was a big deal. So he was an eleven year old Daredevil. What a surprise! Well, it was a big deal. He couldn't help it; that's what he started to tell everyone when he started feeling guilty.
When he accidently overheard his mother crying one night in the hallway of the hospital the time he tripped on the stairs and broke a leg. When he heard her say, "I can't lose him. Not after everything." He knew what she was talking about. It's one of the few things he could remember from the time he had been a three year old.
"Sho-kun?"
He looked up. His mother's brown eyes looked down at him, warm with worry. "Are you alright?"
"I don't feel so good."
"Alright." She placed her hand on his head. "Slight fever." She sighed. "I hope this won't interfere with your birthday."
"But I'm going to school the day before. I won't be home."
His mother gave him an amused look. "I know."
They got up, walking though their house to the front door. On the way out they passed many boxes and movers crates, all labeled with an address to be sent away. They got to the car, and his mother opened the passenger side door. Reaching under the seat, she pulled up some cold medicine.
"Why do we keep the cold medicine in the car under my seat?" he asked in a blunt manner.
"Because it's happy there." His mother had been telling him that sort of thing since he was little. So had his Grandma, but not as much. It had something to do with his Grandfather, as if he used to do things like that and they picked up on it.
His Grandpa died two years ago. Heart Failure, the doctors said. Grandma said it meant he died of a broken heart.
The Grandpa he knew didn't do stuff like that. Sho thought it was because his son, Sho's father, died a long time ago.
"Since we're in the car, do you want to go out and get something? For the plane, I mean." She looked at her watch. "We have…twenty-one hours before your plane leaves."
"Like what?"
"I don't know. That's for you to decide."
He thought about it for a moment. "A cat. I would like a cat."
His mother blinked. "A cat? Why a cat?"
"Because toads and warts aren't my thing, and you can't exactly hug an owl."
"Alright, a cat then." His mother smirked. "You can sneak him through security if I shrink him. That way…WE WILL NOT HAVE TO PAY EXTRA!!! HA HA HA… HA, HAHA HA HAAA!!!"
"Mom."
"Yes, Sweetie?"
"I'm going to call the police on you one day."
"I know, Sweetie. Now off to the city alleyways to find an abandoned cat!"
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August 23rd, 1997
St Christopher's Greenwich
"I wish I were in Dixie Land…" she said, eyeing the puke her boss was making her clean. "Away, away. So far away in Dixie Land…"
"Ty, clean that up. I'm going out for an hour." Her boss told her, smirking. She gripped her mop in one hand tightly in whipped it around, pointing the head at him.
"You are evil…"
"Thank y-"
"Shut up…"
Her boss, a Mr. Terry Hollinger, smirked at the look on her face. Yes. He was evil indeed. Very, very evil.
"Be sure to scrub that spot, too. We don't want any bacteria to start growing into life threatening mold, now do we?"
So evil.
"And also, the toilets need to be cleaned. You know how it is. When a man's drunk, he misses."
Did I mention how evil?
"Can you do that?" For the amount I get paid?
"Sure, I'll get right on that!"
"Thank you, Ty. Now, I have to go out and pick up some stuff. I'll leave you to it."
Is that what I'm cleaning? She leaned down and sniffed the stomach contents, which were now no longer in the stomach. "Smells like salty peanuts with Corona and stomach acid. Wait…" She peered down. "Is that a battery? Would someone die from digesting one of those? Or would they just shit it out?"
Mr. Terry Hollinger was deeply disturbed at this. Smartly, he picked up his coat, walked out the door, and just drove away. He did not return until five hours later.
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August 23rd, 1997
Genkai's Temple
"Yukina, could you escort Genkai to a place she can sleep a while?" Koenma asked, looking at Genkai. Her eyelids were dropping, and Koenma could swear she fell asleep walking out of the room, with Yukina supporting her to her right.
Then he turned to look at the boys, who were all holding their heads with looks of annoyance, and sighed.
Just my luck…
"Come on guys! You've had worse than this!" Koenma shouted, trying to encourage them. He succeeded.
"Yell like that again and I'll shove your rattle up the thermometer hole…"
A little bit.
"Yusuke, show more spirit! You can get through the pain!"
"I'll show you spirit if you don't shut up," he stated calmly. His right hand started to glow a bright blue, as did his eyes. He started to raise his hand, when…
"Alright! I'm going!"
And so he did, leaving the boys alone to vent their frustration. No one knew that, while doing so, they were letting out more than pained frustration.
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August 23rd, 1997
Tokyo, Japan
Random alley
Sho Oshiro was holding a small box when he felt it. A wave? A wind? A tingle in the bones? What was this feeling?
"Tense," his mother said, looking at him with a smile. "It's a natural response of the body, when it knows something is coming."
"What's coming?"
"We don't know. That's why we are tense." She looked down into the box, observing the life inside. A kitten, calico, with blue-green eyes stared back at her. "I think we should put her on the roof."
"What?! Why?!"
"Because she'll be happy there."
Sho Oshiro stared at his mother for a moment. "She's going in my lap." His mother pouted. "I worried about the cold medicine. I don't think it likes it under the seat like you say it does…"
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August 23rd, 1997
St Christopher's Greenwich
Titania Abbey was cleaning toilets when she felt it. An electric shock? A high? A need to pee? What was it?
"Oh my Skywalker!"
"Ty?" asked an old man, Jonathon, in the next stall. "Is some- hic -something wrong?"
"It's real…"
"What is?"
"I feel a fucking disturbance in the fucking force! I got'ta tell my girlfriend about this!"
With that, she kicked the door out of her way. Consequently, it was not locked, so the door decided to bounce off the stalls as it hit, coming back with a slightly lessened amount of force. Titania happened to be running out at that time, and so the door proceeded to knock her in the face.
Titania Abbey had passed out on the floor, nose bleeding slightly. Old Man Jonathon decided to repeat the barman's earlier actions and walk away while he had the chance. Just before he made his way out, he turned to the stall door that had hit Titania Abbey and pointed at it.
"You need co…conso…- hic - …consoling, mate…"
And with that, he left.
