We decided to go c dumblydoor cuase he wuz a wise min. Dan was mad at meh cuase of wut I sead but I did nut car. When we cam to dumblydoor s house he opned da dore n said What the Fuk are you kids doing hur! he cried sexily.
I m surry, I shitted, suddenly begging to cry rd n blak tearz (Yay! Go Bearcuts!). Imma prego! I scremed "!" cried dumblydore and he aulso strated cryin.
"Wut sould we do?" assed Dean.
"PRAY!" creamed Dumblewhore wisely.
"We already did!" I sed sexily and they staired at me fur a lung tim.
"wut did i moo wrong!1111119"
"i dunno, you teh preggo here, not me! i have a wenis!" sad dan, starin at dumbydoor all of a suddnn dan jumpd on dumleb and tryd to have smhex with him "wtf!111 what ar yo doin dan! dun do dat! yu whorse!"
"I luv u dumblewhore!" cried dan "stick dat right in!" he said and dumblydumb strarted to cri!11 I sturted ta cry so much more an run away and ran inta loopin and snap. they scremed at me to help dem wif eboby but i dudn't listen.
Suddenly...SEADRICK CAME!
"omfg!" I scremed happily "ur so hut!'
"get de huck awai frum me, dumm tich!" sid sedrick den oll of a sidden he sturted singing pooped up kicks "all de offur kidz wiff teh pooped up licks u nutter pun better pun outpun my son"
"Der is a Ashlay simpson contort in hogsmede 2day! Plz cum wif meh!"
Seadric shook his hed butt den suddenlys he locked at meh and smiled "Ok, bich, Ill cum wif you, okay? Were sumthing pretty."
"ok!" I creamed and den i herd meh friend Buffy callin meh.
"Guess wat!111" she said hapilly "muffy waz killed by the deeth deli cuase she is rrly goffic. (LIDNDAY YOU FUKIN BISH!)
"churro! gud im glud dat dish is gun she was a fuppid tucker aniway!11"
den all of a suddin volxedork pooped out of nowhr!
then fumblemroe crid morrr cuz he wuz secrerlty in luv wiff voldedork.
nways we all went up te me rom cause we waz no putting up wif dad shit. I cried cuase Dead was chetting on meh with dumblydumb. Now it was ok thogh cuase I hat seadric.
den i had 2 get redi fur me dat wif seadrick. i was gunna were a a suppa short skit wif a picture of jebus n it sed 'jebus lurvs me mur' n a shit dat barely coverd meh bobs. Lastlay i wore a pear of suppah hi hot pink hells with pictuers of jubs fissh. I looked swoooo HAWT!
I went to da hufflepuffed table n fond sedric n he was havin a fight wif cho chan she was crin and sayin "Butt sedric i lurv you!"
I smelled as he turned to lock meh, "Oh, britey you look totally hawt!" he cried smexily and then dean glaired at mi frum da gryfindoor tabel. I stuck mi tonge out at im and mi n sedrick went.
finially we was in da place were da cotcert waz n we started scremin n scremin! "I LURV YOU ASHEH!" scremed cedric i wuz kidna jellous of him cuz sedrick is supahh hoot but it waz okai cuz i think i mite be bie so i sink she's purty sexi to i kno i sid dat homosexials arr goin to heel but jebus loves me mroe so it's okaia!11111 Suddely voldmprt cam n everyone stated scremin.
"Briteny i luv y will u hav smex wif me.
LIDAY U FUKING BISH I HAT U SO MUC I...JUST DO.
