"Watch out! Rainbow screamed. Though it made no difference, before she even finished her warning, she head butted me full force. In the face. It wasn't pretty. I flew back, smacking into the wall, cracking my head against it. I slumped against the wall as three figures approached me. Soon my ears rang with the sweet, tweeting of birds. I looked up and looked at what was producing the delightful sound. Three blue birds were circling my head; as if this were some carton and I (the character got the snot kicked out of me and was going unconscious, while the birds flew around my head.) I shooed the birds away and started to feel my shirt get damp…really damp. Was I sweating? I looked down to see a dark crimson pool on my shirt. Oh no, not sweat just blood.

Wait…blood isn't a good thing! I instinctively covered my nose where I guessed the blood was coming from. I was right, my nose was gushing, I mean damn. Rainbow's head is hard as crap! Including the force of impact, I'm surprised my face isn't completely exploded.

I saw her wobble trying to stand up, her eyes going all derp like, but that was fixed with a quick few shakes of her head. Then she looked over at me and winced.

"Oh, I did that didn't I?" She said trotting over to me, trying to hold in a laugh. All the while I'm just sitting over here almost dead from blood loss.

"Yea, but it's no big deal. My nose is sensitive so no worries." I said, my voice sounding funny from holding my nose closed. I looked back down at my shirt, now drenched in blood. Great I hope my other set of clothes were clean, I mean I'd rather not walk around town covered in blood, but that's just me, if you like that more power to yah. I just don't think it would be too smart.

"Haha, sorry about that, I was practicing a new trick. Are you alright?" Rainbow said, trying so hard not to bust out laughing.

"Yea, yeah I'm good just a lil bit of blood." I said, lying through my teeth.

"That doesn't look like a little." She said, pointing to my shirt. Ok, yea there was a lot, how was I not dead?! Before I could answer, Rarity came down the stairs frantically, frightened.

"Rainbow Dash! What the heavens was that noise?" She said, examining the room, noticing the crack in the wall, the chests that broke my fall, and then she noticed me and her jaw dropped. I wasn't a pretty sight. Thankfully my nose stopped bleeding but it left my face from my nose to my mouth caked in blood, along with my stained t-shirt.

"Oh my darling are you alight?! What happened in here?!" She said distraught looking between me and RD.

"Well you see, I was practicing this new trick but the wind kinda caught me and sent me right to your door. Thanks to Scotty over there, he opened the door before I could smack into it. Instead I crashed into him. Heheh, sorry again." Rainbow said.

"No real harm done." I said, "Just a nose bleed and a sore head."

"Wow, I never knew someone who could really take a hit like that." Rainbow said amazed, hovering around me.

"Really? I barley felt it." I lied, gritting my teeth. My head was pounding, throbbing, it hurt like an s.o.a.b! I stayed cool though, trying to not let my pony friends worry. I turned my head to Rarity who was still concerned, trying to see if I was lying or not.

"How's my outfit coming along?" I asked. For a second she looked confused and then understood what I was talking about.

"It's coming along swimmingly, with a design I'm sure you're going to appreciate" She said, her face lighting up again. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes.

"Yeah, still sorry but I'm going to go practice more. Later!" She yelled as she dashed out of the shop. (Ha, get it? 'Dashed'? Haha…yeah ok that was bad sorry).

"Get back here and clean up your mess!" Rarity yelled at Rainbow Dash. Too bad because Dash was long gone. While all of this was going down, I had gone up to the bathroom to clean myself up the best I could. I came down to notice Rarity yelling out the door, so I decided to start picking up the chests I knocked over. Some gems fell out but they were no big deal, I just matched them with the appropriate ones. It was only one or two chests so they were easy, I set them back all nice and neat and stood up looking at the wall where my head smacked into it.

"Crap, how am I going to fix that?" I said to myself.

"What, oh! When did those get put back…?"She asked surprised (that's right I'm a fricken ninja).

"That? Yea, I just kind of put them back. I hope I put them in the right place." I said, rubbing the back of my neck, smiling.

"Well merci monsieur (thank you sir)." She said, trotting up the stairs.

"De rein (it's nothing)." I replied. She looked back with a bit of a stunned look on her face. She shook it off and headed back up stairs. I on the other hand decided to wander around a little bit. I tried to find the room that hopefully held my clean clothes. After about 30 minutes of searching I finally found it, I mean for a boutique this place was pretty massive.

I opened the door and saw my clothes hanging out on a wire that connected the house to a nearby tree (not a bad idea). They were dancing in the wind and I was certain that they were dry enough to wear, thank goodness too; I was starting to feel like a serial killer with all this blood on me. I pulled the string, bringing my shirt up to me first, then my jean, and finally my socks.

I locked the door, and shut the windows along with the blinds; a man's gotta have some privacy. I quickly switched clothes and tried my best to take care of my dirty set but it's not easy when all you have is a tub, a scrub board looking thing and soapy looking stuff. I did alright; I filled the bucket, put a little bit of soap stuff in there, dunked my clothes and rubbed them on the board. After I got the stain out I found some clothes pins and hung them up outside. Sweet, I now know how to wash my clothes.

The door began to pull a little and then there was a light knock.

"Hello? Is this room occupied?" Rarity said. I got up, unlocked the door and walked out in my fresh clothes.

"Sorry, just washing up my clothes, if that's ok? Sorry I should have asked first." I said, kinda feeling bad for using her stuff without even asking.

"It's fine, as long as you didn't use too much, and by the looks of it, you seem to know what you're doing." She said, peering around me at the hanging clothes.

"Looks can be deceiving." I said chuckling.

"Quite, your ensemble is ready if you'd like to come try it on." She said leading me out of the room, back to the main room and up the stairs. We stopped in a room that looked like a nuke of dress making materials went off, but in the middle stood an elegant suit. It's pure white coat, white pants, and white shoes, was accompanied by a dark purple vest and bow tie.

Needless to say, my jaw hit the floor as I walked around the suit, admiring it. Sweet titties this thing was awesome! I gave her a great big hug, repeating thank you over 100 times.

"You're very welcome. I'm glad you like it." She said

"Like it? Oh my dear I more than like it. I love it! It's so awesome!" I said, almost pulling the Rainbow Dash face squish. You know, where she squishes her face saying "So Awesome" yea? No? Alrighty then.

"Now, it's almost time for the party. Put on you suit and I'll go get ready as well." She said, trotting of to her room I bet.

"With pleasure!" I practically squealed as I took the outfit to a sort of changing room. I slipped everything on and surprisingly it fit perfectly not too tight but not too loose. I stepped out to see Rarity had just put on a bit of makeup and nothing else. Possibly didn't want to out dress me at my party? I don't know.

"You look very nice miss Rarity." I said bowing to her.

"Oh but I just put on a bit of makeup." She said modestly.

"I know, that's the only bad part, beauty such as yours should not be hidden by products." (oh, smooth Scotty)

"You flatter me." She said blushing a tiny bit. "Come now, best not to be late." She said, heading for the door. I quickly beat her to it and opened the door for her. She gave me a thankful nod and trotted out and I soon followed. Heading to a party that could be the best party of my life…or maybe the last…

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