Hey, i have decided to reward you for being patient with 3 chapters this week...ok, on with it...Ulrich bashing.
Oh, i almost forgot, im giving co-writer status to Icey(finder77) for this chapter, he gave me a few ideas...ok, a lot...
One more thing...DOSE ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THIS? If you do tell me, i dont want to be writing to nobody, if i have at least 5 reviews, me will continue...capiche!?
Odd opened the door Ulrich was in his bed doing something that I cant say because this fic is rated T.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Odd screamed, "I'M BLIND." He turned and fled the scene.
Jeremy, upon hearing this, ran out of his room and collided with the frightened Odd.
"JEREMY JEREMY JEREMY"
"WHAT WHAT WHAT?"
"ULRICH ULRICH ULRICH."
"YES YES YES?"
"HE WAS HE WAS HE WAS"
"Odd, just shut up and tell me"
"Well, I just went into my new dorm and i saw-"
CONNECTION LOST
Please stand by...
"And then I ran into you," Odd concluded.
By this time, Ulrich had gotten out his window, shimmied down the drainpipe and was halfway to his favorite tree.
"Oh My God, you poor thing you." Jer said.
"Personally, I don't see what his fangirls see in him, whats the big deal?" Odd said, "more like whats the small deal."
"Oh my god, Odd you sicko." Jeremy said giggling.
"On a more serious note, he was on my bed. MY BED!"
"You know he has krabes, right?"
"The std?"
"No, the little xana ones"
"Really?"
"Yeah, we don't know how he did it without activating a tower but we cant get rid of them."
"Hmmmmm..."
Meanwhile, in the tree:
Ulrich was sulking.
10 minutes later.
Still sulking...
Cody steps in(kinda like stepping in front of a movie screen) "Ok, as the author, I'm hijacking this scene cause this is boring and could last for hours."
"HEY!" Ulrich yelled "That's not fair."
"Deal With It!" I screamed at him "Iris in!"
By this time, it was lunch time and Jeremy led Odd to the cafeteria. Now , they where in line.
"So Jer, what are they serving today?"
"Umm...Mashed potatoes and deep fried chicken I think."
"Weird combination..."
"Yeah, I guess..."
They got their lunch and sat down. Jeremy pulled out a bottle of steak sauce.
"Hey Jer, what's with the steak sauce?"
"I like it on my mashed potatoes."(a/n, i like my mashed potatoes with steak sauce)
"Ewwwwww."
"This is coming from Mr. I like ketchup on my potato chips." He said, taking a bite of his chicken.
"Hey, don't bash it 'till ya try it!"
Yumi walked into the cafeteria. "Hey Yuri!" Odd yelled.
Yumi sprinted over to Odd and slapped him. HARD. Then she grabbed his shirt collar and dragged him outside.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT YURI MEANS?!?"
"A Japanese manga style showing lesbian sex?"
"YOU! DOH!" A teapot whistle was heard and steam started coming out of Yuri's ears. "Grrrrr." I mean Yumi. She ran into the forest Infuriated that even the author couldn't remember her name.
Jeremy walked through the door "At this rate, that tree'll be full by four 'o clock.
Twelve minutes later...
Jeremy looked up into the tree. There where at least four people on each branch. "Man, he works fast!"
"Well, only one more thing to do," Odd said, spontaneously appearing with a chainsaw.
"No Odd, don't"
"Don't what?" Odd said, starting the chainsaw.
The next thing that Jeremy said was drowned out by Odd cutting down the tree...next to the tree that everyone was in.
And for some reason they all want to the cafeteria and sang Odd's house...
Stay tunes for the next episode of sugar!!!
