Chris started things off like always, with a recap of the previous episode "Last time on Total Drama World Tour: New York City, the city that eats other cities for breakfasts. Here is where our competitors went to great heights to discover New York's finest, from the bosom of Lady Liberty herself to the rotten stankee sewer core of the Big Apple. In the end Team Mystery claimed victory and a number of surprise rewards thanks to a sneak move by Adam, and not at all surprisingly anymore Team Victory came in last which lead to Sierra the crazy stalker that potentially has rabies being voted off. Not a minute too soon either. We have 17 competitors still in the running for the million dollars. (insert bad german accent here) And we shall see who will win the one million bucks soon on Total! Drama! World Tour!"
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A typical day in loser class.
Heather punched a wall out of sheer frustration "I am sick of losing to team Ale-jerk-dro and that team of losers every time!"
"A team of losers who've won 3 of the 4 challenges up to this point." Courtney pointed out "You need to face it Heather, you constantly underestimating them and focusing only on Alejandro is just going to make us lose altogether."
"I'll focus on who I want to focus on, just stay out of it you little cow!"
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Courtney let out a low snarl, but she quickly composed herself "Heather is letting her anger and frustration cloud her judgement, that's what happened to me in the final four last season and you saw how that turned out. Alejandro is definitely good but there's no way he could've switched the baby carriage while Heather had her back turned, so who… Wait a second… Adam, I thought it seemed weird that he and Alejandro are always talking in private on the plane. They must be conspiring against our team! We have to step up our game if we want to win this next challenge, and that means I'll have to rely on… Heather. Dammit!"
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Alejandro frowned in thought "Courtney is quite the intelligent one and she's clearly much more rational than Heather. She will have to go soon but she is much more cautious than Heather is, that means that we cannot take any unnecessary risks just yet. In order to eliminate the likes of those two we must widdle away the expendable ones. Courtney is too smart to fall for my latin charm and Heather is not particularly prone to it, whereas I must keep Lindsay around in order to ensure Tyler's loyalty. That leaves… Leshawna. A prime target."
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Owen let out a cheer "Alright, we're 6 episodes in and we've got no eliminations! You know if we were a steak then we'd be a 32 ounce porterhouse and you guys would be a tiny slice of bologna." he received glares from Courtney and the girls.
Alejandro didn't look amused "Need I remind you mi amigo that we came in second place in the last challenge?"
"Well yeah but with you as our leader nothing is impossible, heck I'm not even afraid of flying anymore. Check this out!" he unstrapped himself and began dancing around the plane, only for it to begin to shake violently "What's going on?"
"Either your dancing is literally about to kill all of us or in the more likely sense we're simply hitting some turbulence." he looked and noticed the hole open up again "And thus my point is further proven.
"Spoke… too… SOON!" Owen nearly got sucked out "HELP! Somebody, pretty please! Al come on, give me an Ale-hand-bro!"
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Alejandro scowled "How dare that irritating butter donkey pervert the highly respected name that is Alejandro Burromuerto. But to avoid suspicion.
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"Of course my amigo, just hold on." Alejandro grabbed Owen by the arm and pulled him back into the plane.
"Everybody hold on!" Leshawna shoved a large crate into the wall of the plane to block the hole, allowing everyone a chance to breathe.
"Excellent senorita, a most impressive solution."
Heather tried not to vomit.
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Things were more peaceful with Team Mystery in first class.
Bridgette peacefully downed a chocolate being offered by the flight attendants "Well I've gotta say, winning does have its perks."
"I know what you mean." Gwen downed a few chocolates of her own "So where do you think we're gonna end up next?"
"Who knows? Wherever it is I'm sure it's gonna be somewhere seriously dangerous."
"No doubt." a brief pause "Hey Bridgette you mind if I ask you something?"
"Sure, what's up?"
"Well don't take this the wrong way or anything but you and Adam really have been spending a lot of time together lately."
"...I guess you're right." she forced herself not to blush at the thought.
"So what's that about?"
"Well I don't know, I mean maybe because he's such a nice guy and all. I mean he knows a lot about everyone here too, so I don't have to clue him in on everyone here. But he's the first guy I've been able to talk to in awhile, mainly after the aftermath show…" she let out a sigh at the memories of her breakup with Geoff during season 2.
"Yeah not gonna lie, that was pretty rough. But you still haven't answered my question, why are you spending so much time with Adam of all people?"
"Well… I just get this feeling when I'm around him, like when I'm with him I can just relax and be myself. I mean sure I don't know him very well but he seems like a nice guy and with him I just feel safe and warm and- Hold on a second, why are you asking me all of this?"
"Oh no reason. It's just that Adam is a single guy from what I've heard, you've been a single girl for about a year now, the two of you are spending a lot of time together, you look like a couple so cute that I almost wanna vomit and-"
"Wait a second, me and Adam? Come on Gwen I've barely known the guy for more than a week or two and now you think there might be something between him and me?"
"Hey it's just my opinion. And the fact that me and Trent have a bet going."
"What?"
"Huh? Anyway all I'm saying is that your breakup with Geoff was pretty rough and you deserve someone that's a nice guy and easy to get along with who doesn't let stuff like that go to his head. Maybe Adam is the kind of guy you need, and you've gotta admit that he fits the bill pretty well."
"Look Gwen the fact is that Adam and I are just friends and nothing more, and besides the same could be said for you and Cody when you think about it."
"...What?" a little bit of blood dripped from her nose, but she quickly wiped it off "Are you kidding me, me and Cody?"
"What's wrong with him?"
"Look Cody is a nice guy but he tries way too hard, it's not like I haven't thought about him but you've seen what relationships do to people when you're in a competition."
"Yeah that's true."
"So you and Adam-"
"Are just friends, that's all we are for now okay."
"...For now?"
"Oh for-" and she left.
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Gwen let out a scoff "Please, if those two are gonna be just friends then I'm as perky as the likes of Lindsay or Beth."
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Adam was discussing with Cody, DJ, Trent and Zeke about the competition "Since they have someone like Heather in command Team Victory is a prime candidate for OCT FIU syndrome."
"What does that mean?" asked DJ.
"It's an acronym for overconfident then f*cking it up syndrome. By this point Heather is gonna let her anger cloud her judgement and that's gonna cost them greatly at some point."
"So you're saying that Team Victory is gonna end up on the chopping block?" Trent guessed.
"That's about the sum of it. The only question is, how can we make sure they botch it enough to get them to boot Heather."
"It's Heather, I doubt it's gonna be that much of an issue."
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Noah looked out the window and noticed something "Hey guys check it out, aren't those the alps?"
"Vak kon my wiener schnitzels, in preparation for landing please unbuckle your seatbelts and head for the cargo hold."
"You know we can hear you snickering right?"
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With this in mind, everyone made their way down to the cargo hold "Now what?" they got their answer when their were dropped from the plane down into the snowy alps, crashing into a thick blanket of snow.
Alejandro recovered first and looked up to see Leshawna falling towards him "Come senorita, I will catch you!"
So she landed on his head "Thanks Alejandro."
"No problem senorita."
Adam knelt down beside him once Leshawna was off of him "Are you okay?"
"I'll be just fine, thank you mi amigo. One question though, how can you tell if you have a concussion? Is everything around you turning purple a bad sign? Oh wait, now it looks like everything down here is underwater."
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Tyler popped up from the snow "Ow…"
Lindsay waved joyfully "Hi Darrell."
"It's me, Tyler! Season 1, you and I were together."
"I think you must have me confused with someone else, the only guy I was ever into on this show was Tyler and he's never coming back."
(Insert a confessional of Tyler screaming at the top of his lungs in frustration)
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DJ was horrified to see a seagull land on his lap "No no no! Go away, you're not safe with me!"
Gwen let out a groan "DJ will you let it go? You're not cursed, you're just letting your fears of being cursed get to your head."
"Tell that to the seagulls in Egypt, the panda in Japan and the turtle in New York!"
This was when Chris floated down on his parachute, his voice soft "Guten tag and welcome to our next painstaking destination, Germany! We're in avalanche territory so you might wanna keep it down."
"What?!" Lindsay blurted out "There's a sale at the Cackey Barn?!" she let out a scream at the top of her lungs, only to be silenced by Tyler and Cody.
"Welcome to the musical challenge for today." cue the familiar ding "The key here is to avoid the song-alanche, to avoid a potentially fatal tumble down this mountain and a suck-tacular climb back up you better keep the singing nice and not loud."
Noah was quick to shove his hand over Owen's mouth "Keep it down so I can win the loot!"
Owen took his hand off "Try I will but I still gotta fart, no toot!"
Heather was quick to shush him "Toon on, but you're still out of luck! You suck the lemon chuck!"
Gwen took this moment to round on her "Wait till you're voted out for being such a lout!"
"I'll dance a jig when Chris shoves you off the plane!" Courtney tap danced over and pointed in Heather's face.
Alejandro took this moment to win over Leshawna with latino charm "When you don't hold back and leave the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you, you, you."
Leshawna was almost immediately overtaken by his charm "Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies and suddenly there's nothing I can't do. Sorry Harold."
Lindsay stared at Tyler long and hard for a moment until she FINALLY felt the realization hit her "Wait, something's itching in my brain! Someone's back in the game! My former flame, and Tyler's your name! You're Tyler just the same!" she picked Tyler up and spun him around in a joyful hug "Oh Tyler Tyler Tyler back you came!"
"You remember me?" he received a nod, much to his joy "She remembers me! She really remembers me! YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!" and by screaming at the top of his lungs out of sheer joy, he unintentionally caused an avalanche, engulfing everyone and sweeping everyone down the mountain.
Chris glided down and burst out laughing when he saw it "That was AWESOME!"
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Heather scowled "Alejandro flirting with Leshawna of all people? Oh you can't be serious, I would throw up but he's not even worth the puke. Did you hear the crap that he was spewing out during the song? I mean it's so obvious, even his singing is up to something! It's so infuriating I just wanna grab him by the neck and-"
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Lindsay rushed up to Courtney and Leshawna "Great news you guys, Tyler is back in the competition!"
"What?" Leshawna faked acting surprised "Girl no way, just no way."
"Yeah I know, can you believe it?" and she rushed ahead.
"That poor little white girl."
Courtney raised an eyebrow "Why are you humoring her?"
"Because it's easier to just go along with it, it saves more time and patience in the long run."
"Fair enough."
Owen continued struggling up the mountain when he caught scent of something "I smell… food!" he rushed up the mountain at full speed and ended up catching sight of a number of piles of raw meat "FOOD! It's so beautiful…" and he started eating.
"Hey alright tiger, take it easy would you?" Chris called him off "Don't think of this as raw meat, think of it as raw building material. Over 1,500 species of sausage call Germany their home, hence the theme of our most efficient challenge yet."
Chef popped up from the meat "Shut up und stuff it!"
"Danka Chef. Each team must make a gigantic german sausage by shovelling their piles of meat into the grinder, push it down and grind the mixture out into an oversized sausage casing all without losing a finger or a toe."
"I'm sorry, SAUSAGES?!" Heather spluttered "This is by far the most disgusting challenge you've ever come up with!"
"Count yourself lucky you're not making hot dogs, there aren't any beaks, hooves or butts in this pile of meat." this prompted DJ and Bridgette to puke "You're going to have to shovel fast or you could get stuck with an incomplete sausage which is gonna be a lot harder to ride down the hill."
"You mean the nice one with the rainbow or the one with the evil thunderclouds looming over head?" asked Adam.
"The second one, that's the spot. Of course, if any of you should happen to have a shiny new electric meat grinder then all you would have to do is plug it in to our portable generator over there and then your sausage would be fully stuffed in seconds."
"Called it." Adam pulled the electric meat grinder out of his bag "I told you guys carrying an emergency bag was a good idea, and any Total Drama fan would know that every reward comes in handy eventually. Hey speaking of rewards McLean, should we be expecting one at the end of this bacon fest? No Owen, there is no bacon."
"Oh there will be prizes for those who make it down the hill alive and there will be punishment for one sorry loser on the last place team." he had Chef hold it up "Behold, a little something I like to call the penalty hosen." the horn was blown "Now get moving!" but while the teams got moving he grabbed Adam by the arm "You on the other hand I have another job for." and he dragged him away.
Leshawna got to work barking out orders "Heather and Courtney you shovel, Lindsay you stuff the thing, I'll do the grinding! Start believing the impossible girls because the pigs are about to fly!" she started grinding.
However, Heather was choosing to be rather difficult about it "Forget it, shoving meat into a grinder is dangerous! I'm valuable remember?"
"Yeah, you being an annoying flat chested little white girl is so important to the team! Now quit whining and start shoveling!"
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"Alright!" Izzy poked her head into the grinder.
Alejandro quickly pulled her out and turned to the others "Alright men, I have a plan to drive us to success. Tyler on the grinder, we'll need your strength for it. Owen I need you to stuff that casing like your life depends on it."
Owen saluted him "Aye aye captain."
"Noah you have what could be the most important job of all, I need you to make sure Izzy stays out of the grinder so we can get the job done as fast as we can." he grabbed Izzy and threw her down to Noah, sending him crashing to the ground.
"And there goes my pelvis." Noah grumbled.
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Bridgette plugged in the electric meat grinder to the generator "I'll stay back here and make sure the meat is getting through properly, DJ you man the sausage tube."
"On it." DJ grabbed the sausage tube and began making sure it got all the way through into the tube.
Bridgette kept pumping, and within moments the tube was filled all the way, and she quickly tied it up "Alright guys, let's get moving!" so she hopped on the tube along with Gwen and the others, while DJ pushed them and they began sliding down the hill.
Chris looked down as they forged onwards down the mountain "I forgot to mention, you might wanna watch out for the rabid mountain goats! They're super deadly, we brought them in special!"
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"Now he tells us?!" Gwen barked out.
"Focus!" Bridgette pointed to a mountain goat in front of them "Duck!" she forced herself and most of the others to duck.
DJ caught the mountain goats in his arms "Woah take it easy little buddy, I'm not going to hurt you." he accidentally held it up too high and caused it to hit a tree that they passed on the way down "NOOO!"
Zeke shared a look with Trent "You ever look in the mirror and wondered how you got to where you are in life?"
Trent let out a sigh "These days, all the time. Hey where's Adam anyway?"
"I saw Chris pull him away with something."
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Adam followed Chef into a building "Remind me again why McLean had me go with you to some grungy german punk club."
Chef let out a groan "Look I don't know anymore about this than you do kid, Chris just said that he was following a lead and that he wanted an excuse to have you out of the picture for the rest of the challenge."
"Why would he want me out of the way?"
"Probably because he knows you'll take anything he can dish out without breaking a sweat and he's tired of failing to break you."
"...Yeah that sounds about right."
"I doubt he'd want you to win though."
"I'm not even in it for the money, if I make it to the top 5 or something then that'd be cool but I came here to help Cody make it to the finals and that's it."
"I'm sure Chris would love to hear that."
"I be he would-"
"Und now welcome your number one jamming punk group band: Der Schnitzel Kickers!"
Chef poked his head out onto the stage and his jaw dropped "Woah?"
"What is it?" Adam looked out at the stage and his eyebrows shot up "Son of a schnitzel, is that who I think it is?"
"Yep."
"You think that's why McLean sent us here?"
"Yep."
"You grab him, I bag him."
"Works for me." and they charged out onto the stage.
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"How's our sausage doing?" Alejandro looked up and his jaw dropped "Ay dios mio, are you kidding me?!"
As it turns out, Owen was eating the meat straight out of the grinder and he was stuffed to the point of bursting "Oh man, it's so spicy…" he burped.
Alejandro slammed his fist against the meat grinder "Oh come on!"
"Dude that was raw meat, that's not a good thing." Chris pointed out.
"Oh for- Wait I have an idea, why don't we ride Owen down the hill?"
"Interesting solution."
"No way, that has got to be cheating!" Heather protested "That can't be allowed!"
"Owen is stuffed with raw meat and therefore I say he's fit for sausage duty."
"All I needed to hear." Alejandro turned back to the others "Quickly mi amigos, hop on before we run out of time!"
"All aboard der weiner express." Noah hopped on, with Tyler and Izzy doing the same, and the 5 of them sled down the hill.
Chris looked on as they departed "That guy just might be the dream of every single reality TV producer. The question is, can Team Opposite of Victory pull out a miracle and not come in last place?"
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Soon enough, Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot was coasting down the mountain at sausage levels of speed.
"Alright!" Owen cheered "Way to go Al, great steering!"
"...Thank you mi amigo." with a noteworthy cringe, Alejandro began hitting every single bump on the path intentionally.
"Ow! Oh careful Al- Ow! I'm okay Al- Ow!"
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Soon enough, they reached the bottom, with Team Victory crashing into the back of them with a mighty thud.
"Alright congrats teams, but Team I am Really Super Mega Inhumanly Hot is only in second place." Chris told them "Since they won the challenge in New York City Team Mystery finished and got here like a half hour ago. Still though I've gotta give you points Alejandro, way to make use of Owen's face as a brake pad."
Owen popped up from the snow, clearly disoriented "Did we won?" and he collapsed.
"Onto the fifth part of today's challenge, the competitors must learn and perform a traditional german dance on this very platform. The mats are rigged to deliver a hilarious to me and painful jolt to you every time one of you missteps or I need a laugh out of this. The last team standing wins."
"And where's the reward that you promised us?" asked Leshawna.
"Patience mine flower, Team Mystery was the first to arrive so they're the first ones to get the reward." he handed out a number of sturdy helmets to them.
However, Zeke was quick to find a problem with them "These things weigh a ton."
"Yes they do, now on to Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot." he tossed them some swedish hats "And in last place is Team Victory, no surprise there." he tossed them some traditional german hats.
"Maybe it's reverse psychology." Courtney suggested "I mean since these are more culturally correct than the others so maybe the losing team gets the best reward."
"Whatever helps you sleep at night. Now then, since Team Elusive Victory here is down by one member let's try and even things up a little. For Team Mystery and Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, 3 of you dance and the rest sit out."
Bridgette, DJ and Zeke agreed to step up for Team Mystery while Owen, Noah and Alejandro stepped up for Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot.
"As for Team Victory, 2 dance while the other one sits out."
"Oh come on!" Heather protested "That's 3 against 2, how's that fair?"
"You are kidding aren't you? Anyway one member of the losing team must wear the penalty hosen."
Courtney, Heather and Leshawna all shared a look, then pointed at Lindsay "She will!"
"Well I was going to give it to Lindsay, but since you all want her to… Heather it is!"
"Yes!" Courtney and Leshawna caught each other in a high five, both for not having to wear it and for Heather's misfortune.
"NOO!" Heather fell to her knees.
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Heather let out a low snarl "That is it, that big butted cow is so going down! I don't know what it was that Alejandro did or said to her, but once she's gone he's next!"
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Soon enough, the teams had started practicing, with Courtney and Leshawna taking part for Team Victory.
Gwen looked over at Heather off of the platform and had to stop herself from laughing "Okay, that is so worth it!"
Heather was now clad in the penalty hosen, much to her clear ire "It's like someone gave my wedgie a wedgie!"
Chris blew on a gigantic horn to shut them up "That's german for telling you to shut the hell up for once in your life! Look just follow my lead and I won't have to fry your insides, now let's get started. Right knee up, left arm swing, stomp, hop, slap your hide, kick your butt, jump and clap. You got it? I really don't care, now let's get started!"
"Yeah here we go baby, Leshawna's rocking it!" she wasn't, much to Heather's amusement.
"Pay her no mind." Alejandro assured her "Ignore those who do not know fabulous dancing when they see it before their eyes, truly you are fabulous and that is why you must not hold back any longer."
"You know something, you're right candy apple. Clear the way people, this dance train is about to leave the station!"
"I must say that I expected more from you Heather, all this time I had believed you to be above petty teasing."
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The following scene proves that claim to be wrong.
Heather let out a loud scoff "No I'm not! Dammit, I would love to just go up to that arrogant jerk and smack him right in those-"
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Leshawna had other things to say about it "-strong sexy cheekbones. Man I knew I could dance already but with his encouragement I just went from Janet to Beyonce!" and then she fell off of the toilet.
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Noah looked back at Alejandro and frowned "What's up with you and Leshawna? Giving the enemy, an enemy on the same team as Heather for that matter, a pep talk is so not cool."
Alejandro nodded in approval "Very perceptive my brilliant teammate, I can assure you that the angle I'm currently working will benefit our team."
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Noah let out a snort "More like benefit his own hide and bring him closer to the million big ones as he picks us off one by one. Once Heather is out of the picture we've gotta focus on getting rid of him."
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Owen was acting very sluggish throughout the challenge "I don't feel so hot."
"Looks like it's the perfect time to test this baby out." Chris pressed the button on his remote, electrocuting Owen on the spot.
Owen let out a belch "Hey cool, it smells like cooked sausage."
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Heather quickly called up to Leshawna, her voice low "One girl and teammate to another, keep an eye out for Alejandro. He isn't what you think he is."
Leshawna let out a scoff "Get real girl, you're just jealous that he's paying attention to all of this."
"What?! As if, I hate everything about that guy!" she got fried.
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Leshawna's logic: "Anyone that gets under Heather's skin that bad must be good."
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Chris took this moment to shock all of the contestants "Alright people, it's challenge time!"
"Oh man…" Owen muttered "I think I just went from medium to well done." he got zapped again.
"The last person standing on the platform wins the challenge for their team, and I can tell you now that this episode is gonna be a winner." he raised the platforms for the first round of the challenge, with Alejandro going up against Zeke, Bridgette going up against Courtney, Noah against Leshawna and DJ going up against Owen.
Leshawna received a slap from Noah and a shock, and she had it "Oh that is it, Leshawna is going all out now!" so she did her thing and dealt Noah a swift kick that sent him flying off of the platform.
Zeke aimed a slap at Alejandro, only to miss "Uh…" he promptly got shocked and his unconscious form promptly fell off of the platform.
"Zeke! Sorry Courtney, but I've gotta do this for my teammate." Bridgette dealt Courtney a slap as light as she could and sent.
DJ started dancing to it "Come on big guy, show me what you've got."
Owen promptly got fried and puked up a piping hot sausage "Ow…" he fell off of the platform with a loud thud.
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DJ blinked "Well at least I don't have to slap anybody which works well for me, even if I am still mad about the whole thing with the paintball deer challenge from season 1. No I am not hung up on it, aside from the fact that I've had nightmares about that for awhile. Plus there's the whole thing with that curse, man I have a lot of issues this season."
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Soon enough, the semi final round was about to begin, with DJ against Leshawna and Bridgette against Alejandro.
"Come on Leshawna, don't give up now!" Courtney called up to her "No matter what happens just stay on the platform!"
"Oh trust me girl, I'm not going anywhere." Leshawna assured her.
"That's it senorita, seize the day!" Alejandro called "Even if we are all underwater!"
"...You know, maybe you do have a concussion."
"For f*ck's sake, she's not even on your team!" finally losing her temper, Heather chucked a snowball at Leshawna and hit her dead on, knocking her off the platform.
"Oh that is it girl, I'm seizing your head! You've had this coming for 3 seasons you flat chested millionaire wannabe!" now refueled with her fury, Leshawna charged at Heather in a rage and began repeatedly slapping her shit to the point where she knocked out a tooth, drawing cheers from everyone present.
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Cody held up a video camera and grinned "Adam is so not gonna want to miss this, especially since he and Alejandro formed that secret alliance to take Heather out. Okay maybe eavesdropping on that conversation wasn't the best idea but he's my cousin and big brother figure so of course I'm gonna keep an eye on him in a big competition like this. But after today, I'd say Heather is as good as gone."
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"Yeah you go Leshawna, show her what you're made of!" Bridgette cheered before turning her attention to Alejandro "Sorry about this, nothing personal but I have teammates counting on me to win this. I mean granted DJ is still in this but I don't wanna let them down."
Alejandro nodded "I understand this very well senorita, your loyalty to your friends and teammates is quite commendable." he lowered his hands "Do as you will, for I cannot strike a soul as pure and beautiful both inside and out as you. Apart from it not coming off as very noble of me it goes against my code of honor to strike a lady. I withdraw from this match." and he willingly jumped off of the platform.
"...Okay, I guess that's it."
Chris made the call "Looks like with 2 competitors still on the platforms, Team Mystery wins again. What a shocker." he had a couple of interns break Heather and Leshawna apart from their scuffle.
With this in mind, Noah made his way over to Alejandro "Dude seriously, what the hell happened up there?"
Alejandro sighed "Heather sacrificed herself to distract me so that our team would lose and her brilliant plan worked. I am most disappointed in myself."
"...Seriously?"
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Alejandro facepalmed rather hard "Okay fine I chose not to risk Adam's ire so early in the game, especially before Heather is eliminated."
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Gwen smirked "Well I guess Heather sort of helped us win, and frankly I can't think of a better way for her to take one for our team. Have fun replacing that tooth."
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Chris turned to Cody and the others "Team Mystery, you have fresh baked strudle awaiting you in first class."
"Alright!" Cody caught DJ in a high five.
"Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, once again you guys are in not winner and not total loser purgatory. Team Opposite of Victory, no surprise there, you guys are voting someone out. Now then, everyone get back to the plane for another special announcement I have for all of you."
"What's going on?" asked Trent.
"I'll tell you when I feel like it."
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An hour passed, and everyone gathered back in first class.
Chris gathered everyone in first class for his announcement "As I'm sure you all noticed from me not going insane with frustration, I dragged Adam away around halfway through today's challenge."
"Yeah, I think I would've preferred getting my schnitzel fried and not kicked to the point where it nearly splattered all over a german stage." Adam limped in on crutches, his right arm and left leg both in casts, and he had a black eye, with Chef having both arms in slings and two black eyes, both of them carrying a large burlap sack as they sat it down on the ground "Here's a little word of advice McLean, the next time you want someone to go get a thug bound to you by contact why don't you GO GET HIM YOUR OWN DAMN SELF!"
"Yeah… Anyway I'll honor the deal we made, you and your team can stay in first class until the merge regardless of the outcome of each challenge." he received a number of cheers.
"Yeah you're damn right about that."
"Alright way to go dude!" Zeke caught him in a bro hug.
"Ow ow ow, easy!"
"Sorry. So who did you and Chef go hunting for anyway?"
"Well…" Adam used his good arm and removed the sack, revealing the figure underneath.
Everyone gasped "Duncan?!"
Sure enough, standing before them was Duncan, sporting a number of heavy bruises, a black eye and his left arm hanging limp at his side, and he scowled at Adam "You just had to bring me back here didn't you? Well that's just great, where the hell is the stupid exit again? I'm going back to kicking schnitzel."
However, Chris was quick to stop him "Not so fast Mr Alleged Quitter. You thought you could skip out on the game did you, thought I wouldn't find you?"
"You didn't find him, me and Chef did." Adam pointed out dryly "And this guy kicked me in the schnitzel like 5 times."
"And it turns out Duncan is seriously high in the popularity poles and he was in violation of his contract by quitting before the challenge was completed back in Egypt, so those reasons were more than enough to have me send out requests to the fans for Duncan sightings. Long story short, Duncan is back in the game after a 3 episode absence. Now then Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot, as a consolation prize for not winning but also not losing the D Man here is now on your team. That and I wanted to cancel out the numbers advantage Team Mystery has."
"What, you so sick of me winning all the time?"
"You're damn right I am! I mean, it's only fair."
"Yeah I think we get what you mean."
"So how did get so beat up anyway?" asked Bridgette "I mean with you and Chef together nabbing Duncan couldn't have been that hard."
"Oh I actually went out pretty quick, Chef was the one who did most of the fighting. He's a lot tougher than you guys give him credit for."
"Wow, seriously?"
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Adam let out a sigh "Okay fine I changed the story a little bit, the truth is that Duncan slammed a guitar into Chef's head and me and him beat the crap out of each other. I just thought Chef deserves a little more credit for all of the crap he puts up with around here. And to make sure nobody hears about that…" he punched the camera "I love reality TV."
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Outside the confessional, Courtney was tearing into Duncan "And how could you think it was okay to just leave like that? Because it was not! Abandon me again and it will not be pretty, now get over here you big lug!" she wrapped her arms around him and caught him in a hug at the exact same moment as when Adam came out of the confessional "I'm not really mad, I just missed you is all."
Duncan wrapped his arms around "Every time I ran from the cops I thought of you."
"...Any particular reason you're staring at me?" asked Adam.
"Because you're standing in my line of sight like a jackass."
"Not like I can walk particularly fast or at all thanks to you jamming a guitar into my kneecap and kicking me in the schnitzel."
"You nearly ripped my arm out of its socket!"
"You tried to fry mine with an electric guitar!" they started glaring daggers at each other, but then they smirked "You got one hell of a right hook though."
"Same to you man, you're one tough bastard."
"This coming from the juvie guy. Hey you guys wanna come join us in first class?"
"Sure why not, I could go for some strudel right now."
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Courtney blinked "Wait a second… So one minute they're beating each other within an inch of their lives and the next it's like their best friends? What?!"
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Soon enough, the time had come for yet another Team Victory elimination ceremony.
Heather looked and noticed Adam and Alejandro hiding behind some pillars "Oh great, it's La Cucaracha and the Playboy."
"For the record, only one of those is an insult." Alejandro pointed out "But do cheer up Heather, your departure shall make the game a great deal easier for the both of us in the long run."
"I know you messed with Leshawna, and Sierra too for that matter. You are just lucky you didn't try anything on me."
"Perhaps but with the temptation of a kiss even you will not be able to resist me forever."
"I would have crushed the two of you like flies."
"Perhaps, but we will never know now will we?" and they left.
"Son of a-"
"Alright Team Victory." Chris approached them and got their attention "Are you ready to find out who you chose to eliminate? Now I could hand out barf bags full of expired peanuts but I decided that it would be a lot more fun to take a look at who you all voted for this time around okay? First up is Leshawna, the queen of the bitch slaps."
"I vote for Heather, as if that wasn't obvious. And for the record Chris, there's $20 if you FORGET to bring a parachute."
"Next up is Lindsay."
"Goodbye Heather, hello lip gloss."
"The rest of that clip is just her applying lip gloss. YAWN. Next up is Courtney."
"Goodbye Heather and good riddance. Wow, it feels to good to be true."
"Last but not least is Heather."
"I vote Leshawna."
"Kind of short and to the point, boring to me but anyway that's how it is. Heather is taking the Drop of Shame this time around, man just imagine the ratings we'll get for this."
"Whatever, let's just get this over with." Heather grabbed her parachute but turned back to the rest of them "You won't survive without me, I'm the one who's been carrying this team all this-"
"That's it!" Leshawna grabbed her, picked her up and threw her out of the plane, then waited about 5 seconds before throwing her the parachute "That really was satisfying. And that's how you seize the day girls, learn it, live it and love it!"
Chris appeared in front of the camera to sign off the episode "Can Team Victory really keep calling themselves that? I mean really?" he received sighs from the girls "Find out next time right here on Total! Drama! World Tour!"
A/N:
I figured I had to make Courtney figure it out, she's definitely smart enough to do so. I also had to tone down her antagonistic nature for the sake of the story.
Let's be honest, who didn't want Leshawna to stick around after giving Heather a long deserved bitch slapping? By far the best scene of the entire season.
I brought Duncan back early for a few main reasons;
First: I like Duncan, he's my favorite member of the original cast and probably the most iconic of them all.
Second: They dragged out the whole thing with him quitting way longer than they should've.
Third: I plan to do something much different with the love triangle between Duncan, Courtney and Gwen. That will come during London and Greece. Also, if you could give me suggestions as to what to do with Jack the Ripper I would really appreciate it.
