Me- "Oh my god what the fuck! Surveying the damage of last night
Craig- (passed out over a chair.) oww man stop yelling.
Me-.. (Looking out the broken window) "uhhh Craig when did we chuck the couch
out of the window?"
Craig- "when we saw that freaky thing at the window so we grabbed the couch and threw it. Why?"
Me- "Well it appears that the thing at the window was an owl, but that's not the worse thing."
Craig- "How?"
Me- "Because there's a police car outside with a couch through the front window"
Craig- "Oh crap so we are cop killers now?"
Me- "No they got knocked out as they were mid way out the car when it hit."
Craig- "We still are in crap when they report that we threw a couch at them."
Me- "No I've got a great idea. I take the car to a repair shop get it fixed up, meanwhile you go take the cops back to the police station and place the cookies beside them, make sure they are found but you aren't seen. That means if they say anything the people that find them will look at the cookies, get them tested and they get chucked out for being on drugs."
Craig- "Right that may work ill start on that the now I'll get Clive to help if need be."
Me- "Right you do that and I'll call the guy at the repair shop and he will come pick it up. In the meantime I'd better start this chapter.
Craig-"Hope you guys enjoy this chapter and please Nintendo don't sue us."
Me – What the hell I've not done a copyright thing ever so why are you starting now?"
Craig- "Im making sure that we don't get in more crap than we already are, also it kinda makes it a better intro than your usual begging for reviews."
Me- "Yeah your right now hurry up with those cops already!"
Craig's pov
Awaking the next day. I went into the main chamber to see Cynder and Clive already up and talking while eating a bunch of berries.
"So what's the plan for today then?" I asked.
"Well yesterday the bird pokemon did decide to join us so I thought that we are ready to try and end one of the conflicts and looking at the ferocity of them both, the one at lake Gaia looks to be the most calm out of the two so we are going to try there first." Replied Clive.
"Is it okay if I come as well?" asked Cynder.
"Sure, Shades coming as well so we are more than able to defend ourselves except for me and Cynder we are vulnerable to the Water attacks so Craig you and Shade will do most of the talking because your resistant to water attacks. Clive replied.
"Okay then lets move out then." I said running out the cave.
"Craig once again you don't know the way!" Clive shouted.
"Yeah I do, you head north from here, turn west at the cliff face and its right there. I saw it from the viewing room up on the top floor!" I shouted back.
"Crap he does know the way this time, Cynder lets move, leg it!"
They finally caught up with me just before we managed to reach the cliff where Shade was waiting for us.
"So here's the plan we are going to go and meet with Fergus the leader of all the land/water pokemon around here and get his side of the story, then we will head to see Ezekiel who is in charge of the lake pokemon and find out what caused the conflict." She said.
So while our little group continued to move towards the lake I started noticing pokemon in the bushes. Walking closer to Clive I started seeing the shapes and number of them.
"Two lombre's to our left, a Totodile behind us to the right and a Poliwhirl in the bush coming up on the right, do we let them take us?" I whispered.
"Well it would save us a whole load of time trying to find Fergus" he replied.
So we told Cynder and Shade what the plan was, so five minutes later of walking we stopped.
"We know your following us, we are not here to cause any harm to anyone we just want to speak to Fergus!" I shouted
The variety of different pokemon who had been following us came out from their hiding spots and surrounded us and I could tell that they were not going to take us to Fergus without some persuasion.
"Well why would we do that because lets think about it there are three fire types here, hmm water vs. fire who wins, oh yeah, water so I suggest you just turn around and leave before we hurt you." Sneered the Poliwhirl.
"Yeah but maybe you forgot something im the daughter of the leader of the Eeveelutions" replied Shade getting into battle positions.
"And I have been sent by Celebi to save your sorry ass from Radcliff so if I were you id back off activating my back flame. Also your water attacks wont work on me so still want to fight?" I asked daring the Poliwhirl to attack.
"Fine then you asked for it," he said charging at me.
I waited till he was close enough ducking low to the ground igniting my fists, at the last moment when he was right above me I attacked jumping up with my fist heading straight for his face.
"FALCO PUNCH!" I shouted crashing my fist straight into his face sending him flying backwards, hitting a tree and falling to the ground unconscious.
"Anyone else?" I asked.
No one answered until a Mudkip walked over.
"Actually we were hoping you would knock him out he's been a complete douche recently, Fergus has been expecting you that Poliwhirl was disobeying his orders attacking you so we will just leave him here." The Mudkip said.
"So who are you?" asked Cynder
"The name's Alex and im supervisor to Fergus, we heard about what you have been doing so he told me to look out for you, follow me and ill take you to Fergus the others will check for any ambushes." Alex replied.
We followed Alex and the rest of the pokemon till we cam to the edge of the forest before we reached the lake where we discovered many pokemon wandering around, I noticed though that many were staring at the lake with longing on there face. We continued until we came to a massive Feraligatr who was busy chatting with a Totodile.
The rest of the pokemon peeled off leaving Me, Clive, Cynder, Shade and Alex with who could only be Fergus.
"Sir I brought the Quilava we have heard about along with the Daughter of Mike the leader of the Eeveelutions." Alex said.
Fergus turned around and surveyed the group standing before him.
"I must confess I am glad that you are here, you may be the only one who might be able to calm Ezekiel." Fergus said looking at me.
"What you mean calm, I got told that this was a open conflict with both sides attacking each other." I asked curious.
Fergus laughed "No, no, no. None of us know how it started but all of a sudden Ezekiel started attacking our pokemon and forcing them to go back on land. We need the water, you may of seen the pokemon here staring at the lake."
He sighed "It is so beautiful down there but since we are here we cant go in the water without being attacked, now our younglings including my son have never been in water and its distressing us as we love the water as much as they do."
"Don't worry Fergus we will talk to Ezekiel and see what he says and see if we cant solve this" I said.
"Thanks we are very vulnerable up here Radcliff has been attacking members of my group for a while now and its starting to cause severe casualties" He replied.
"So Radcliff has been doing well out of this situation, which means that he may be behind this. I snarled.
"But how will you be able to talk to Ezekiel? He lives near the bottom of the lake". Fergus asked.
"Well I can go underwater thanks to me having a blue flame and I can breathe underwater thanks to a complicated way of heating up the water making oxygen. So if someone can lead the way down to Fergus I should be able to do something." I replied.
"Guess that means I'll be doing that" Alex said stepping forward.
So that's how half an hour later I found myself underwater swimming through plants at the bottom of the lake avoiding Ezekiel's guards trying to reach his home.
As two Goldeen swan above us, me and Alex crouched low amongst the plants to avoid detection.
"How far are we from Ezekiel's home?" I asked.
"Not far now it's just over this hill," replied Mike.
"In which case lets move slowly and keep to the plants" I said crawling forward.
Alex was right; we came over the hill and gazed at Ezekiel's home. Or rather fortress.
There were guards everywhere. Adding to that the only way in seemed to be the main gate, which was a no go.
We swam to a part of the wall which wasint heavily guarded. And tried to think of way through, and where Ezekiel may be.
"That tall building there must be his quarters" I said pointing at the tall tower. "But how do we get in?"
"Uhh you do remember we are in water right so we can swim over the wall right?" asked Alex.
"…. Oh yeah" I replied face pawing.
So we swam to the top of the wall and peering over we saw how hugs this place was. It stretched for miles a vast array of houses, shops and everything you could think of and right in the middle was a huge complex of buildings with a huge tower straight in the middle Ezekiel's home.
"Okay you tell me one way we are getting in there," I said.
Alex looked around and spotted a poster. "Well there is one way, but you may not like it." He replied.
"What is it?" I asked.
"How good is your singing?" Mike asked pointing at the poster.
It was a poster advertising for a singing competition at the castle the winner would win a private dinner with Ezekiel. Something, which apparently meant a big deal down here as there was a huge crowd looking at the poster.
"Uhhh should we try as a group or as separate acts?" I asked worryingly.
"We have better chance of winning if we split up" he replied, "As it is we will have to disguise ourselves so we aren't attacked on site."
"Oh this is just gonna go brilliantly isn't it?" I replied sarcastically.
That night there was a throng of different pokemon all dressed up for the occasion. Me and Mike had gone for looking like Phsyduck's, even if I was abnormally large for being one.
Gradually the crowd thinned as pokemon were turned away until me and Alex were next in line, Alex was called next.
"Wish me luck," he said strolling into the room.
So I waited until less than a minute later Alex came running out fear etched on his face.
"Wow he's hard to please I opened my mouth and sung the first verse and he went berserk so I high tailed it out of there." Alex said.
"Well looks like it's all down to me" I said.
I walked in still adjusting to my costume. And inside was the biggest pokemon I had ever seen. Stretching at around 20ft was Ezekiel.
"Well what's your name?" Ezekiel asked yawning as he said it.
"Craig sir." I replied.
"Well get it over with" Ezekiel ordered lounging back waiting for what he seemed would be another rubbish attempt at music.
I handed a sheet over to a band sitting beside me and after studying it for a while got ready to play.
"Ready?" I asked them.
They nodded and started the beat.
(Music- Im on my way- The Proclaimers)
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
I'm on my way to what I want from this world
And years from now you'll make it to the next world
And everything that you receive up yonder
Is what you gave to me the day I wandered
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday
I took the road that brought me to your home town
I took the bus to streets that I could walk down
I walked the streets to find the one I'd looked for
I climbed the stair that led me to your front door
And now that I don't want for anthing
I'd have Al Jolson sing "I'm sitting on top of the world"
I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can
I'll do my best, I'll do my best to do the best I can
To keep my feet from jumping from the ground dear
To keep my heart from jumping through my mouth dear
To keep the past, the past and not the present
To try and learn when you teach me a lesson
And now that I don't want for anything
I'd have Al Jolson sing "I'm sitting on top of the world".
I finished and looked at Ezekiel. Who was staring at me in shock.
"I don't believe it, finally someone who can do great music. The competition is over you have won it by Far." He said smiling at me. "Go through that door on the right and keep going up and I will meet you shortly."
So I followed his command and came to a room with a table set up ready for two people. I sat and waited for Ezekiel to join me.
I didn't have to wait long as he floated in and took a seat opposite me.
"What are you waiting for" he said, "Dig in"
So I did and it was some of the most delicious food ive had in a while, but I could not forget the mission.
"So how goes the conflict with the land/water pokemon?" I asked.
Ezekiel stopped eating and sighed. "I never wanted this conflict to happen, me and Fergus got along great but he started it."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"My son who was a Magikarp was swimming around near where Fergus and his pokemon used to use. When he was there he was attacked and slashed across his back, the marks haven't healed at all. Once I discovered this I forced Fergus and his followers out of the lake." He replied.
A Magikarp suddenly swam in. going towards Ezekiel and snuggling into him.
"Speak of the devil here he is now." Ezekiel laughed.
His head then turned to a beeping noise.
"Oh really, now?" he turned to me "sorry I have to take this."
Ezekiel swam to a strange console and an image started to appear moving until it was on the floor and the light took shape into a pokemon I recognised immediately.
Radcliff.
"What is it Radcliff, im busy" Ezekiel said.
"I just want to know why you have been unable to completely destroy all of Fergus's group yet?" Radcliff snarled.
Ezekiel's son started acting differently and swam straight at Radcliff but passing right through him.
"He still dosint learn that im merely a projection of myself has he?" Radcliff smirked.
"Don't talk about my son like he's stupid" Ezekiel snarled "im only working with you because you told me you could get revenge for my son."
Turning to his son "also why do you hate Radcliff so much he's trying to help us take out the pokemon responsible for attacking you. "
"Yes he will get that, but only if you pick up the pace." Radcliff said.
I looked at Ezekiel's son he turned around and sulked in the corner. Swimming over to him I looked at his back and saw the claw marks, I knew straight from looking at them that the claws were not from Fergus, they were much smaller than Fergus's claws. Looking at Radcliff's claws I saw that they were much similar in size to the marks and a thought popped into my head.
Going closer to him I whispered to him " Listen is Radcliff the one that attacked you?"
He nodded his head.
"Okay listen I have an idea swim close to Radcliff so you are in the same position that he attacked you, hopefully your dad will see that his claws are identical and see he caused them." I whispered.
He nodded and started to swim towards Radcliff swimming low and waited for Radcliff to raise his paw.
"So do we agree to that then?" Radcliff said answering a conversation, which I had not been listening to raising his paw as a sign of agreement.
At that moment Ezekiel's son swan under that paw and positioned himself in a way so that Radcliff's claws were right above the marks on his body. I just hoped that with Ezekiel's extra height he would look down and notice this.
Luckily he did.
I watched Ezekiel's face as he looked down to where his son was and the change of his face to that of pure ferocious anger as it dawned on him.
"Is there something wrong Ezekiel?" Radcliff asked.
"Yes there is. Maybe you can tell me about how your claws match the scars on my sons back!" Ezekiel shouted.
"What?" looking down Radcliff saw what he was meaning "Oh shit."
"Looks like you have some explaining to do Radcliff" I smirked.
"Who are you to tell me what I have to do." He snarled at me.
Taking off my costume I revealed myself. "Im sure you remember me Radcliff, hows the tail?" I asked.
"You!" he snarled.
"I wouldn't be worried about me right now" I smirked pointing upwards.
Radcliff looked up where Ezekiel was powering up a hyper beam aiming at the console.
"No wait!" Radcliff shouted but the console was soon blown to pieces.
"Ezekiel turned to me "I know who you are now, Radcliff was ranting about you after you burned his tail, and now I have to go to Fergus and apologise, I've been such a fool." He said.
"No you weren't you were protecting your child now come up to the surface and let you and Fergus just talk things out." I said.
"In which case, what are we waiting for" he said and swam out the room.
"Wait! I need to find my friend first" I yelled after him.
After locating Alex we swam to the surface. Ezekiel broke the water first with me and Mike close behind.
Standing on the lake's edge was Clive, Cynder, Shade and Fergus.
Fergus stepped forward. But before he could speak Ezekiel cut him off.
"Fergus, I am so sorry for how me and my followers have acted, I had no idea it was Radcliff that attacked my son and not you. I hope you can forgive me."
"There is no need to apologise old friend" Fergus said.
"Well you and your pokemon are free to use the lake whenever you want from now on" Ezekiel said bowing.
"So I guess your both are both willing to help us overthrow Radcliff?" I asked.
"Yes" they both said "Whenever and wherever"
"Great" I said.
I swam to the shore where Cynder offered her hand in helping me get out of the water.
I grasped it and climbed out the water. Shaking all the water out of my fur.
Suddenly there were two more splashes and we turned to see two Luvdisc's appear floating one spotted Me and Cynder, the other spotted Clive and Shade. One swam closer to us and the other swam towards Clive and Shade.
"You two are destined to each other, forever and ever, you two are future mates and your love will be a testament to all others." They both said at the same time and the ducked beneath the water.
Ezekiel turned to us.
"So do we have a couple of lovebirds here?" he laughed.
"SHUT UP!" all four of us shouted blushing furiously.
Me- "Finally got this chapter finished.
Craig- "Good news me and Clive managed to dump the cops, so we are in the clear."
Clive-" Yep so what happened to the cop's car?"
Me- "Oh that well got it sent over to a garage that I know and they are gonna do some stuff to it, just the usual."
Clive- "What do you mean the usual?"
Me- "You'll see, at least I managed to embarrass you all at the end of the chapter."
Craig – "Grr don't worry I have a plan to get you back, I just have to wait."
Me- "Whatever man."
Clive – "Also what was with Craig being able to burn the water to make oxygen bullcrap you said?"
Me-"its called shut the hell up I never sat chemistry so for the sake of making things easier forget about it."
Craig- "Kinda lazy"
Me- "No a Snorlax is lazy."
Craig- "Your about the same weight as one"
Me-" Hmm wonder how much it will hurt to have Cynder beat the crap out of you again"
Craig- blushing "Shut up and actually upload this thing before the fans that do read this story start ditching you!"
Me- "Okay and to those fans leave a review of what you thought and if you have any suggestions.
