bLuewErewOlf25: If you think THAT'S a boy's room, wait until you see a NORMAL boy's room.

Heather McNamara, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Haha, yeah. Mary hasn't been around that much.

Anna The Oreo Artist: Ahh, I'm late xD

Great chapter, again.

A Heathers themed candy store with themed candy would be one of my new favorite places. XD

Kevin now has a slushie addiction and I love it. xD

Well, I guess Kevin won't be needing cocaine any time in the future. ;)

To the rest of you, hope you enjoy this chapter!


JD broke free of Ram's grasp and smacked the book across Kurt's face. He twirled around and delivered a hard kick at Ram's crotch. Kurt leapt at JD from behind, but ended up missing him and crashed to the floor. JD maneuvered between the two men with ease, and grabbed Ram's collar. He pulled his fist back, ready to punch him right in the face.

Meanwhile, a crowd had accumulated around the brawl. That stared in shock (some in satisfaction) as the new kid easily kicked the two jocks' asses. In unison, they exclaimed:

"Holy shit, holy shit!

Holy shit, holy shit!

Holy shit, holy shit!

Holy shit, holy shit-

Holy shit!"

Amongst the crowd was a very lovestruck Veronica. The diary and pen she held in her hands dropped to the floor. The new kid seemed so strong, so confident, so beautiful, and so...so... Hot. She ran her tongue across her lips. The more she watched, the more time seemed to slow down.

"Why, when you see boys fight

does it look so horrible, yet...

Feel so right?

I shouldn't watch this crap

That's not who I am, but with this kid-

Daammnnnn..."

Veronica moved in front of JD. She cupped his cheeks in her hands. With a look of longing, she whispered:

"Hey, Mr. No-name-kid, so who might you be

And could you fight for me?

And hey, could you face the crowd?

Could you be seen with me and still act proud?"

She peeked at his hand. Did she dare? Throwing all of her doubts to the back of her mind, she slipped her hand into his. Her smile widened to idiotic levels.

"Hey, could you hold my hand

And could you carry me through No Man's la-"

Veronica yelped as JD tumbled forward. JD's hand, which was grabbing onto Ram's collar, pulled said man down with him. Of course, Veronica was still holding JD's hand which meant all three of them were falling to the ground. Kurt, who was lying on the floor, jumped up to catch them. Unfortunately, the thought that maybe the weight of three adults would be too heavy for him never crossed his mind.

Veronica, JD, and Ram all crashed into Kurt, which resulted in all four of them hitting the floor with a loud thud. The crowd behind them backed away, and one of the students tripped over the foot of another student. The following scenario played out: student A crashed into student B who then crashed into student C, and the rest isn't so hard to predict. They all fell, screaming, like dominos.

***JDISASINNAMONBUNHEYWAITCAN'TTHATBEAHEATHERSTHEMEDPRODUCT?"SINNAMONBUNJD"***

The director and behind-the-scenes crew watched in awe and amusement (well, exasperation in the case of the director) as all the actors tumbled to the floor. As the cloud of dust settled, everyone in the room found themselves laughing hysterically. Even the director managed a snort. Coughing into his hand, he screamed at the top of his lungs - "Holy hell, dude! You're already using a freaking megaphone, calm your shit!" - "Attention!"

Joshua and Robert (Kurt and Ram respectively) roared even more with laughter. The director glared at them. "We're not made of stone!" Joshua defended. "Well, you're actors so act like stone!" the director rebuked. "Okay, boss! Just don't blame us when we're feeling too heavy to get out of bed!" Robert shot back. The director ran his hand down his face. "I will fucking murder you," he muttered. The duo barked with laughter.

"That's Kevin's job!" Hailey yelled. Joann (H. Duke) and Mary cackled from where they were on the ground.

Kevin, who was also still on the floor, sighed. Tears threatened to spill from his eyes. "Leave it to them to get you out of a situation," he laughed. Betty snickered from beside him. The director, face red from either trying to maintain his patience or trying to hold in his laughter (or both), screamed:

"Cut!"


Hey guys, sorry for the really late update. School was getting kind of hectic seeing as it was the end of the quarter and they were already handing out report cards. I couldn't focus on this story, so expect short hiatuses every few chapters or so. Anyway, do think the crew is teasing the director too much? Oh, and while you're thinking of an answer, why don't you share some ideas for a Heathers themed product?

I might just be willing to accept prompts from you guys, too. As always, leave a review; they really help with my motivation. All love to you guys! Bye~