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"Can you tell me why we're doing this again?" Alejandro sighed. "Better yet why you asked me of all people to do this?"
"Because you're popular and I need my name in magazines." Blaineley laughed and lit a cigarette up. "I tweeted and called like 7 magazines and told them exactly where we would be."
"So you're actually hoping that people follow you?" Alejandro sighed as they pulled in the parking lot of the doctor's office. "I try to avoid the paparazzi. You know they're just going to spread rumors about you right? They'll have a field day when they find out I'm taking you to get a nose job."
"I can't drive after having the surgery and I needed someone popular to come with me." Blaineley sighed. "Can't you just shut up for like a minute and wait in the waiting room?"
"I obviously don't have a choice, if I stay here in the car then they'll just surround me and flash pictures." Alejandro sighed.
"Where? Nobody's here!" Blaineley pouted "I'm about to go for major surgery on my face that I'm going to deny getting and the fans aren't even here!"
"I can honestly say that I'm okay with that." Alejandro admitted. "If you weren't paying me I wouldn't even be here let alone do I want pictures to prove I went somewhere with you. You're not my type and I wouldn't want anyone to think otherwise."
"I could care less what you want." Blaineley laughed as they got out of the car. "I paid you so I expect you to come in here with me and act like we're at least friends and then you can drive me home and all of my fans can see that I do hang out with other cast members."
"You've got to be kidding me." Alejandro sighed. "You never said I had to go wait with you to get a nose job."
"You should know that this is how plastic surgery works." Blaineley sighed. "I'll be knocked out! With all the plastic surgery you've gotten you should know how it works!"
"Are you trying to imply that I've gotten work done?" Alejandro smirked. "You'd be mistaken. I'm just naturally this good looking. I don't think plastic surgery can do anything for you when you're as old as you are."
"Shut up!" Blaineley yelled. "Just get out of the damn vehicle so we can go inside and the paparazzi can snap a million pictures of us! They follow you everywhere, you should know where to find them! Now help me get them to me!"
Alejandro sighed and got out of the car and then opened the door for Blaineley, not because he liked her or wanted to flirt with her but because his Mother raised a gentlemen he had been opening car doors for girls since he was 9 years old, so out of habit he did just that.
"Let's just get this over with." Alejandro looked around and saw no paparazzi and smirked at Blaineley as they walked in so she could get the procedure done.
About 3 hours later Blaineley was finally done getting the procedure and Alejandro was ready to leave, the waiting room was driving him crazy so when they told him to sign to take Blaineley home he couldn't have been happier. During the boring time he tweeted a picture of himself to all his followers. All 12,478 of them. On the way out the door Blaineley was just finally waking up and as they were leaving the facility Alejandro was blinded with camera flashes as they walked out. Alejandro just wanted to get Blaineley to her house and go home.
"Alejandro!" one reporter yelled and approached him. "Hey! is it true that you're getting plastic surgery to fix your body?! I heard you were getting a six pack implant!"
"No, I'm already attractive." Alejandro glared. "I'm taking Blaineley because she needs it more then I do."
"Hey!" Blaineley yelled. "I'm hot! I'm way more attractive then those total drama whores that everyone seems to love so much."
"Blaineley just get in the car." Alejandro opened the door and shoved her in as the paparazzi surrounded his vehicle. "Everyone needs to move out of the way!"
"Are you cheating on Heather?!" another reporter yelled.
"No!" Alejandro yelled at them as he slammed the car door shut. "I'm not cheating on Heather!"
"So does that mean you admit you're dating Heather?" another reported yelled into the window.
"No!...I mean...Ye...No comment about Heather." Alejandro yelled at the paparazzi.
"Hi, I'm Blaineley and I'm famous too!" Blaineley put the window down and yelled. "Take pictures of me! I was on the show with him! Don't you idiots remember?!"
"Are you getting plastic surgery to make yourself as attractive as Justin?!" Another paparazzi guy yelled.
"What?! There is no way that Justin is more attractive than I am." Alejandro glared at the man. "He's a 2 and I'm a 10, you people are all idiots and I didn't know any of you actually read Blaineley's online crap to find me."
"We didn't!" Another paparazzi yelled up against Alejandro's window. "We found you because you tweeted a picture of you and we saw the Doctors name and showed up! Team Alejandro forever!"
"You tweeted a picture and they show up?!" Blaineley glared at Alejandro and stepped out of the car and yelled at the Paparazzi "Hey! I tweeted to you all that I was going to be here! I told you everything in detail and you're not even here for me! I'm famous too!"
"Blaineley get back in the car." Alejandro sighed. "Don't make an ass out of yourself."
"No! I want to be famous! I'm just as pretty as Lindsay and I'm smarter than Courtney!" Blaineley yelled. "I demand to get the fame and public attention I deserve!"
"Blaineley I'm going to pick you up and make you get back in here." Alejandro warned her. "You just had a surgery, I don't think you should be acting like this, Chica."
"You can't tell me what to do!" Blaineley yelled at him.
"That's it!" Alejandro got out of the car and walked over to Blaineley who was yelling at the paparazzi and then he went to grab her by the arm to get her in the car, as he grabbed her Blaineley took a swing at his face.
"What the hell?!" Alejandro yelled at her. "You just hit me! I'm trying to get you home! I don't care what you do once you're out of my car!"
"Whatever." Blaineley flipped her hair with her hand. "I'm too hot for this paparazzi crowd."
Blaineley got in the car and Alejandro got back in and turned the radio on full blast and sped away as fast as he could. He couldn't wait to get her the hell home.
Later that night Alejandro was watching TV when his Brother yelled to him to turn on the news because he was on it. Alejandro sighed and turned on the news to see what was said about him.
"In other news there was a fight over money and contracts with Alejandro and Blaineley, both from Total Drama. Alejandro is obviously a woman beater, he smacked poor Blaineley in the face and broke her nose!"
Alejandro hated this and shook his head. Of course they would twist things around like that. He was never doing someone a favor ever again, no matter how much they paid him. His phone rang and he looked at the number and saw it was Bridgette, when he answered he was greeted with yelling
"What is wrong with you! You're such a jerk! How could you break a woman's nose! You're not only a heart breaker, you're a nose breaker!" Bridgette yelled into the phone.
"I didn't break her nose!" Alejandro yelled at her. "She went under the knife! I didn't do a thing to her! She hit me!"
Bridgette hung up on him and he sat there and sighed, of course Bridgette would believe what the paparazzi said.
There! Blaineley and Alejandro. What an odd combination! I hope you enjoyed it. Who should I do next?
