Just a warning, this chapter is kinda.. I'm not sure how you'd rate it. Language, violence, sexual themes, and SlightlyDrunk!England. Enjoy!

"Hey you guys," America smiled happily at the camera, his feet on the desk. "Welcome to the sixth episode of Ask The Hero and The Gentleman!" England sat next to him; his feet also up on the desk, raising a glass filled with an amber liquid. "Good evening everyone!" The Briton cheered, tilting his head back and downed the entire drink with one gulp.

"Move your feet, git!" England slightly yelled and the American quickly put his feet down, allowing the Briton to do the same and slide the glass across the desk. "I want more of whatever the bloody hell that is!" America turned his head over to watch a floating carrot move towards the empty glass and saw as the glass began to float next to it and fly off towards the next room. The American blinked a few times and looked up at the camera.

"Moving on," America shook his head and picked up a flash card, "Our first set of questions for the night comes from Blacklips, she wrote:"

"You guys are so radical!

And I have lots of nicknames for your friends.

Ivan is the Giant, Kiku is the Otaku, and Peter is the little gentleman.

So, anyone want some 'special' brownies?

Are you guys fans of Creepypasta? I am an Uboa fan.

I hear the Hero is afraid of... Dora the Explorer? WHAT?

Dude, that's so stunned! You deserve to be slapped.

I have sold my private oasis to the lover, and to you Mr. Hero, I give my

Robot Ninja Monkey (I got 8 others). To the Gentleman, I give a genetically

modified, fat free burger!

If anyone needs me, I'll be on my secret floating island, eating some tacos.

Makes ya curious how I can afford these things huh?"

"Those nicknames are perfect for them! I bet when they watch this episode they're going to love them!" America grinned at the camera, setting down the flash card. The floating carrot now looked half eaten and had returned with the glass, slowly setting it down in front of England. "Thank you, Flying Mint Bunny!" England began patting the air and lifted up the glass. "Dude, that's a carrot, not a bunny." America raised an eyebrow at the Briton and looked back at the camera.

"I think the Gentleman's already had one of those special brownies, Blacklips." America pointed at England with his thumb. "I have not," The Briton glared at the American, "It's not my fault you're impure and can't see my friends." America laughed as England began gulping down the new drink. "Dude, I'm not impure, you're just crazy." America lifted his feet back up onto the desk, "Anyways, Blacklips, I'm not a fan of creepypastas for obvious reasons and I'm not scared of Dora! Dude, who told you that? I wanna know!"

England lowered the half empty glass and smirked, "I've read a few creepypastas, but that was ages ago. I read that Ben story and one about Slenderman. They were bloody good; I might take another look at the site tonight." The Briton then chugged down the rest of his drink and slammed it on the desk. "I also look forward to that fat free burger, it sounds fantastic!"

"Thanks for the questions, Blacklips! I can't wait to see Robot Ninja Monkey!" The American then turned over to the buzzed Englishman next to him, "Also, we now know where France went in such a hurry, huh dude?" England nodded at the American as 'Flying Mint Bunny' picked up the glass and went to refill it. "Time for the next set of questions!" England smiled and picked up a Flash Card, holding it close to his face. "This comes from NY, but there's only a link here, Am- Hero." America then took the card and typed the link on the computer and a video began playing.

"YO! NY IS BACK IN DA HOUSE! And this time I'm not alone! Say hello my brothers!

Nj: hey

Va: hello

They wanted to ask sh- *mouth covered by Va*

Va: none of your street talk! I can't stand it!

Nj: anyway, while those two fight I have to know gentleman, why can you only see girly creatures?

Va: he got a point, there..

Oi! Let me go! *in a head lock by Va*

Va: later. Oi hero, do you know how the gentlemen feels on your b-day?

LET ME GO VIRGINIA!

Va: kay! *lets go*

I hope dad grounds you for picking on me again! Anyway my turn! What's your favorite sexual fantasy?

Nj: ok that's all for now cus Texas is fighting Florida again

Va: and both twins are arguing, too.

BYE! SEE YA NEXT TIME! NY OUT! *runs off chanting fight*"

"Hey you guys, no fighting! How many times do I have to tell you that? If I see you all fight again, you're all grounded." America sighed. England raised an eyebrow as he grabbed the now refilled drink from the air. "My creatures at not girly, NJ." England slightly hissed and drank a small amount from his glass and spun in his chair to face America. "Hero," England hiccupped, "Do you know how I feel on your bleeding birthday?"

"Well, you've told me that you get si-" America began but the Briton cut him off, "You ungrateful twat, I get bloody sick and weak. I can't even function properly! It makes me feel a tad bit bad because it is your bloody birthday. But you just had to leave me on that day!" England let out a soft sob and spun back in his chair, finishing off his drink. America sat there quietly for a few seconds then looked back at the Camera.

"So, a sexual fantasy? I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you kids." America scratched the back of his neck and smiled nervously. "I guess I plead the fifth! How about you, Gentleman?" The American gulped as he turned over to the Briton, "My fantasy? Well, that would be %#$!$)!#!$% then #$!$)* %#!$ $%!#$!# then I would #!$!%!#. #!#$$!. Happy?"

America slowly turned around in his chair towards where Tony and the Blonde were, "You guys censored that, right?" He then waited a few seconds then spun back around. The Gentleman sat there running his finger around the empty glass, waiting for Flying Mint Bunny to come back and refill it. "Thanks kids for the questions, now behave!" The American picked up another Flash Card, "Ah, it's another video from Neva!" America typed the link in on the computer and the video began.

"SORRY ALFIE! I ATE IT ALL! WOOT WOOT! *spins in her chair*

Gentleman- Oh! That was Laun-chi! She does sound like Yao-Yao doesn't she? Mostly because she is his daughter and Yao sounds like a girl in general.

(*in the next room* NO HE DOESN'T, ARU!)

Hero- Niiiiice, I started Sonic 06 from the beginning two days back. My favorite line in that entire game would have to be "that tornado is carrying a car!" XDDD

hmmm, you just might have noticed me and forgot about it I do remember sneaking into something called a 'world meeting' one time most of you guys didn't notice me because I have mad ninja skills! But the conversations were funny to listen too! :D

Gentleman- Fine, I wont troll you guys unless absolutely necessary.

Frog: *smiles evilly* Hi Frenchie~ what you doooing~? Kolkolkolkolkolkol

Bye!

Neva~"

"Uncool Neva, I wanted some!" The American pouted at the camera, putting on his best sad puppy face. "Oh, and Gentleman, she only wants you to read this part for some reason? She also sent a box for you, A over there has it." The American handed the Flash card over to England and pointed behind him. England read the Flash card over then looked up at the camera, smiling and nodded.

"Yao's daughter does sound a hell of a lot like him," The Briton smiled as a bottle of unmarked alcohol landed on the desk in front of him. America raised an eyebrow as he watched England pour the contents into his glass and begin drinking. "Haha," America slowly turned his head back to look at the camera. "I love that game Neva! I honestly love Silver's story line." America leaned back in his chair and looked up at the ceiling. "I remember waiting in front of Gamestop the day that game came out and I was the first one to buy it!"

The American laughed but was interrupted by a rather loud hiccup that came from the Englishman next to him. "So you hic were that girl who hid behind that plant! I hic remember you!" England looked up and smiled at the camera, "That was a funny day hic, huh?" America reached over and grabbed the bottle of unmarked alcohol and placed it on the far side of the desk when England wasn't looking and grabbed the next Flash Card. "We'll tell The Lover you said hi, Neva. Also, thanks for sending in more questions!."

England spun around in his chair and begun unbuttoning the top half of his shirt. America sighed, "I'm sorry for how he's acting tonight; we had a party that kind of went bad last night. He's not usually like this, as you dudes should know by now. He'll be back to himself tomorrow!" America smiled up at the camera and held up the card, "This comes from 37, she wrote:"

"Hello again~!

For The Hero: Yay~! I totally would eat there! OH! You need a new question! If

you had to live in another country, where would you live and why?

For The Gentleman: You really think so? Everyone here has the same accent, so

it gets boring. (Except one girl in 5th grade. Kinda ironic because she had a

English accent) For the British Tea Party we set up a table outside and put

flowers around it. We also made tea and scones and we had little candies! And

then we dressed up and went outside and ate! It was SO much fun!

For The umm... Lover? I feel weird calling you that.: It really is pretty...

And What does "Mon chere" mean?

For The Gentleman and Lover: You guys should also answer Hero's new question!

Bye~!

P.S. FrUK or USUK?"

"Hey 37, to answer your question, I would probably live in England." The American quickly glanced at England, who was fumbling around with the third button on his shirt, then back at the camera. "Well, there or France, but I would probably get sexually harassed if I moved to France." America leaned over and tapped England, handing him the Flash card.

England hiccupped and took the Flash card, "Hellooooo 37~! Hic I love all~ accents. 'Specially those 'merican ones. Trus' me, hic if ya go anywhere, people will love your accent!" The Englishman smiled and flailed his arms a bit, "Oi~, your tea party sounds like hic so much fun! I think hic I'll set up one just like that for hic Uni, Chewy, Minty, and I~!" England swayed from side to side and the American just sat next to him, staring.

"No more Alcohol on set." America continued to watch the Brit, who was currently re reading the card. "Oh! Oh! I'll ask that Frog your hic question next time I see him, 37~ I would also hic move to that place above 'Merica!" America tilted his head, a puzzled look on the Hero's face. "There's a place above me? Huh, gotta check that out later. Anyways.. What's fruk and usuk?"

"hic Since I guess I can't pick bot', I pick USUK." England spun around in his chair and smiled at America. "Haha, what?" America's brows furrowed. "What does that even mean, dude?" England scooted closer to America and put his hand over the mouse, "I'll show you hic!" The video then cut off with a rather loud click.

A-Chan: What did I just write?

England: Can't call it smut, so I'm not sure.

America: .. I ship us platonically!

A-Chan: England doesn't.

Tony: F*cking l*mey!

A-Chan: LANGUAGE.

Tony: B*tchy!

A-Chan: OTL.. Anyways, thank you everyone for the questions. I look forward to hearing more from you guys! XD I can't wait to see what y'all have to say about what just happened. Love you all and thank you! Ciao!

PS.

I actually ship USUK as a mix of everything. I love the platonic stuff, them as just friends, and so on. I wasn't planning on making England .. Do what he did, but I blame the fact that it's almost 2AM and I'm having a total sugar high. x3

BC sorry this is late by the way. I'm sure as you all know, log in has been down. So it's not really 2AM anymore but.. Yeah. ^ Leaving that there to explain why this chapter is the way it is. XD