WARNING THIS STORY WAS A COMBINATION WRITING BETWEEN ME AND TWO FRIENDS! MY WRITING WILL BE IN REG. FONT. THE CREATOR OF MYUKI'S WILL BE IN BOLD AND THE CREATOR OR ERIN'S WILL BE IN ITALICS. Also, this is a spoof and is suppose to be a comedy without much seriousness at all. Enjoy. ~Winter


Myuki yelped as the Coal Tars dropped her on the ground. She shook her head and looked around the room she was in. Lucia immediately caught her attention. The witch had a smug grin plastered on her face.

"What do you want?!" snapped Myuki.

Lucia's grin only got bigger.

"I'm going to kill you." She flipped over an hour glass. "When this runs out, you die. It'll take one hour. After that I'll get your ruby boots!" Lucia cackled.

Myuki kept a blank face as Lucia cackled her way out of the room. Once she left, Myuki began to panic and search for a way out.

"FUCK!"screamed Eurynomous. He had lost at rock, paper, scissors. "I don't want to molest Amaimon!" He whined.

"Tough! You lost!" grinned Ameri. "Now, molest him!"

Eurynomous closed his eyes and began to stuff Scarecrow-Amaimon.

After molesting the scarecrow, they helped him up and began to head towards the Bitch's, fuck it, castle. As they got closer, the noticed it was surrounded by guards in dresses.

"We have to sneak in there somehow." Eurynomous-Lion said

"Let's knock some of the guards out and steal their clothes." Scarecrow-Amaimon said.

The Lion and Tinlady stared at the Scarecrow.

"What?"Amaimon asked in his usual monotone.

"Nothing."Ameri and Eurynomous said in unison.

"Now, let's kick some ass!" Ameri said before running towards a group of guards.

"WEEEEE!"Eurynomous yelled as he took off after her.

"Stalk. Stalk. Stalk."


"Stupid guards and their fat asses…" grumbled Ameri as she walked while holding up the guards pants.

"Where do you think she'll be?" Lion-Eurynomous asked.

"Tower."Amaimon stated.

The two looked at him.

He shrugged.

"I can smell her."

Tin-Ameri made a face.

"Does that mean she needs a bath?"

"No. It means I can smell strawberries."

The trio walked towards the staircase.

"Halt!"

The group froze then slowly turned around. The Head Guard with all his shiny badges stood behind them.

"Where do you think you're going?"

"To guard the prisoner." Tin-Ameri said matter-of-factly.

The guard frowned.

"You sound feminine, lad."

"Sir?"

The guard shook his head.

"Carry on."

The group saluted the guard and then froze when Tin-Ameri's pants fell off, revealing her skirt. The man stared before walking away mumbling about cross-dressers.

"Let's go!"

They headed up the stairs, intent on finding Myuki.