These are dribblets of fics that never made it. In honor of my 1500th hit, you guys choose!

Okay... Really it's because I can't choose myself. I'll use the votes in reviews from now until Sunday, okay? Good.

Random Fic Ideas Too bad to be a B Movie!

(1)

Mr. Lancer: You're late again, Mr. Fenton...

Danny: Well DUH, if you had to beat off a fruitloop, a frog in a robot suit and a rock singer with self esteem issues with a glowing stick before school you'd be late too!

Mr. Lancer: (blink) What?

Danny: I said-- oh crap... Oh crap.

(2)

--DEAD. NOT HAPPENING.--

(3)

Danny: (in class)

Box Lunch: (pops in) BEWARE!

Danny: Leave me the heck alone!

Box Lunch: never! (gets out chocolate chip cookies) cookie, honeybun?

Danny: no... and only Sam can call me pet names! NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE! (grabs ectogun from pocket, shoots)

Box Lunch: BEWARE!

Dash: Dude, did that ghost call you Honeybun?

Danny: I can faze you clear into the Earth's core. Shut up.

(4)

Pam: Sam, what do you see in that Fenton boy!

Sam: he's my best friend!

Pam: he's a monster! Why don't date one of the nice boys, like that Phantom character?

Sam: (eye twitch) Oh irony, pure, bitter irony...

(5)

Jack:I know! Let's Visit V-man!

Danny: But he tries to kill you on a bi-weekly basis-!- er... I mean... his packer motif gives me gas?

Jack: Then get some Beano, we're going to Wisconsin!

Danny: NOO!

WINNER:

3!

However, there is a surprise in store...