These are dribblets of fics that never made it. In honor of my 1500th hit, you guys choose!
Okay... Really it's because I can't choose myself. I'll use the votes in reviews from now until Sunday, okay? Good.
Random Fic Ideas Too bad to be a B Movie!
(1)
Mr. Lancer: You're late again, Mr. Fenton...
Danny: Well DUH, if you had to beat off a fruitloop, a frog in a robot suit and a rock singer with self esteem issues with a glowing stick before school you'd be late too!
Mr. Lancer: (blink) What?
Danny: I said-- oh crap... Oh crap.
(2)
--DEAD. NOT HAPPENING.--
(3)
Danny: (in class)
Box Lunch: (pops in) BEWARE!
Danny: Leave me the heck alone!
Box Lunch: never! (gets out chocolate chip cookies) cookie, honeybun?
Danny: no... and only Sam can call me pet names! NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE! (grabs ectogun from pocket, shoots)
Box Lunch: BEWARE!
Dash: Dude, did that ghost call you Honeybun?
Danny: I can faze you clear into the Earth's core. Shut up.
(4)
Pam: Sam, what do you see in that Fenton boy!
Sam: he's my best friend!
Pam: he's a monster! Why don't date one of the nice boys, like that Phantom character?
Sam: (eye twitch) Oh irony, pure, bitter irony...
(5)
Jack:I know! Let's Visit V-man!
Danny: But he tries to kill you on a bi-weekly basis-!- er... I mean... his packer motif gives me gas?
Jack: Then get some Beano, we're going to Wisconsin!
Danny: NOO!
WINNER:
3!
However, there is a surprise in store...
