Well, here is the first update in what, almost a year? I apologize. I seriously lost interest in all things Twilight. This chapter is I think a little shorter than my previous ones, but the majority of it had been written long ago, I just tuned it up and added to it. I'm so sorry loves!

As always, I don't own anything to do with the Twilight saga, SM does. I just play with the characters and have them make asses of themselves occasionally.


PPOV

See, the thing about us vampires is we get easily distracted. So much that we hardly ever notice another one comin' toward us. And that my friends, is how I got into this.

After I started lickin' Isabella's neck, she ground herself into me. I was movin' my hands up her sides when another growl was heard. This one was male.

Shit. What the fuck is he doin' here?!

The very distinct growl of the Major was heard clearly across the bar, of course not loud enough for mere humans but enough for my ears and obviously Vicky's to pick up. Faster than I thought possible, I had my mate behind me and back into a wall. That clearly sobered her a bit, as I felt her tuggin' on my sleeve.

"Hey! Pssst! Peter Piper! What the fuck?" she whisper yelled at me. I looked back at her quickly, a pleading look on my face as if saying "Shut the fuck up an I'll tell you in a minute!" Which she seemed to understand. In a normal tone, I spoke to Major.

"Hello Major, I see you've found me. What brings you down to the drinking hole tonight?" I tried in a light tone to see if it would calm him down. His mojo vibes could be felt throughout the bar, ranging from Rage, Confusion, Longing, as well as a teeny tiny hint of Amusement probably on my behalf.

Slowly he made his way toward Isabella and I, calculating his steps carefully. Once he finally reached us he growled in warning, for what I could tell is answers. Not wanting to be turned into dust pan garbage, I started explaining.

"So you see Major, I had this inklin' that I should be down here tonight. Didn't know why, of course, but came anyways. When I got here, this little thing literally ran into me. At once I knew she was the one! You know, the one. Then I smelt another vamper in here. Names Vicky, she's over at the bar watching us right now lookin' ready to murder ya if ya hurt Isabella."

Major stood for a few seconds lookin' at me, then to Isabella then at me again before laughin'. Full on laughin' with snortin' too.

The fuck?

"What the fuck Major? What are ya laughin' at?" I growled at him.

He stopped. Suddenly, he looked over at Vicky and jerked his head for her to join us. A few seconds later she was at his side.

"I am sure that Victoria here would know and appreciate the reason I am laughing at your situation Captain."

"What'ya mean Major? Fuckin' spit it out right now!" I growled, becoming tense.

Vicky just started laughin' lookin' between Isabella and Major. I was getting' some serious vibes tellin' me something was up, but not what it was.

"Fuck you guys, what the hell is goin' on?!" I growled and pressed myself back against Isabella. Shit was getting' freaky between Major and Red.

"Pete," I could tell Major was back to Jazz at this point by him callin' me that. "Remember Mind Raper?" he asked me. 'Course I remember that douche. I about had his head on a stake when he tried readin' me when he met me.

"Yeah, what's that fairy got to do with this?" I asked.

"Well, your little Isa there is his ex-girlfriend," he emphasized for me.

No. Fuck no. I will kill that tool bag!

"I will kill him," I could feel myself growing tense, snarling at the thought of that dick licker touching what is mine.

Wait.

Isabella is the girl in Jazz's story. She is the human Mind Raper left for dead to the nomad vampires. She is the one that he wasn't able to get inside the mind of. She is the one with a bunch of wolves as friends.

Fucking kill me now.

Separatin' myself from her tiny form behind me, I turn an look at her to see her eyes closed and some sort of dazed look on her face. Plus, a little more of that drool I saw earlier. She's in window licker mode again.

"Isabella?" I question, pokin' her in the shoulder lightly. Don't wanna poke a hole right through her after all. After gettin' no answer, I decide to try somethin' else.

I lick her face.

That gets the reaction I want.

"What the fuck Piper? Did you just fucking lick my face?" she yells at me, putting a hand on her cheek and wiping the spit off. "Oh hell no. Vick, kick him in the nuts please, I don't feel like having a broken foot."

Shit.

No, not my babies.

"Too late Cap, she asked and I deliver."

I said that out loud didn't I?

"Yes, ya did Cap't." Jazz laughs at me.

"Fuck you!," I shout and dart by Vic just as she's comin' at me. I hear a tinklin' laugh behind me and see Isabella bent over with tears comin' outta her eyes. She has a beautiful laugh. Dammit. Stop with being sappy Pete!

I reach the outside of the bar and wait a few moments. Jazz shows up with a stupid fuckin' grin on his face. I scowl.

"Well Pete. Bet ya didn't expect that. By the way, she was sniffin' you. Guess she liked your scent," he informs me.

Well that's good, right?

Yes you fucking moron. Your mate likes the smell of you, that means she will like being close to you.

Ahh, yes. I like the smell of me too.

Don't get all stupid with me.

You're me, I can do whatever I want.

Fuck off.

"Hey Pete? You okay? You have this… Constipated look on your face. You ain't tryna shit are ya? It won't work. I remember I tried that once right after I was changed, tried pissin' too. Maria tore my arms off an told me to stop being a stupid moron. I told her that was redundant; she didn't like that too much an tore my legs off too."

"Jazz man, I can't even come back with a response to that idiotic story."

"Whatever, but really. Princess in there is Eddy boys ex. I can't wait to tell him!" Jazz clapped his hands together, laughing.

"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up. What the fuck am I gonna do man? I can't have a human mate! I'll end up tryna eat her!" I whisper frantically to him. I know somethin' is gonna go wrong with this whole situation.

"Pete man, everything is going to be fine. Isa is fucking ten kinds of badass. She didn't let dick face see, but when he was gone, Emm and I had fun with her. She knows what she got into when she met us. She knows what all of this entails. Don't be scared Pete, it's time for you to move on. Plus, I couldn't think of a better mate for your lame ass," he snickers at the end. Just as I was about to respond, Vick and Isabella join us outside.

"So McSnarles, what was with the face licking? And Jasper! When did your sorry ass get here?" Isabella questioned before running up to Jazz and tackling him in a hug. I growled. Mine!

Vicky came up behind me and rested her hand on my shoulder. "She's fine, calm down Captain. He is a brother to her just as he is to you." She told me calmly. I felt myself slowly relax and looked over my shoulder to her.

"Thanks Red," I nodded curtly before turning my attention back on my mate and brother. Clearing my throat, although unnecessary, got their attention. "I think we all need to talk, an' soon. I want some fuckin' answers and I deserve them, don't y'all think?"


A.N.- Like I said, I do work full time now and barely have time for myself. I will try and update this story as well as my other one (Glee) when possible. I hope I didn't disappoint and that my writing has become shit. If anybody has ideas to what I can add to this story as it goes, please send them in! I love hearing them and possibly adding them.