A Night At The Cullen's 7- 16 things

Edward,Alice,Rose,Esme,and going Left hunting today and tonight leaving me to deal Emmett and Jasper .

I was currently lounging on the couch with Jasper, while Emmett was at the computer looking up something he saw on youtube.

"I got it!" He rejoiced.

"Got what?" Jasper asked before me.

"16 thing to do at Walmart" He began jumping up and down.

I groaned I refuse to go anywhere public with Emmett.

" Come on please? please? please? please?..." This continued at vampire speed for five minutes.

"Fine..." i groaned. Jasper Looked as excited as emmett. Great it was two against one now.

"Print it out and lt's go" Jasper said heading to the car with a camera.

Emmett printed it out and we pulled out of the drive and headed to Walmart.

~At Walmart~

"Ok Emmett what are we doing first?" I asked when we were in front of the store.

"hmm..." He read over the list" Number 8"

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

"Easy" Jasper said and shoved the camera into Emmett's walked through the doors. And a employee already approached him.

"Hello sir, welcome to Walmart, is there anything I can do to help you?" He asked

"Why can't you people just leave me alone!?!?" He exclaimed before dashing down the aisles. Emmett and I were in hysterics and could barely keep the camera in focus.

We caught up Jasper. And Emmett pulled out the paper and began scanning through the list again.
" Oh i want this one" Emmett declared

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

I shook my head only Emmett could pull this off.

Emmett headed to the fitting rooms and shut the doors ,he waited a while ,then yelled,very loudly."There is no toilet paper in here!"

A while later to employees aproach the door and knocked lightly and spoke in a calm voice" Sir hat is not a restroom please finish your...buisness... in a apropriate place"

Emmett out came skiping"Thanks I always get confused ask Target"

Emmett back and took out the paper again. "Ok here Bella"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

I rolled my eye =s and went to I was finished I walked back to Emmett and Jasper and waited.

An old lady strolled into the aisle and looked at the clocks.
A few seconds later the clocks went off in order. Nearly causing the poor lady to have a heart attack. I looked over to the boys and they were in hysterics, I looked over to the lady and she was on the ground.

"OH MY GOD,I KILLED HER I'M GOING TO HELL!!" I panicked, there was a swarm of people around her checking if she was she was when she got up muttering on how she's going to sue the store.

I turned to the guys who were already scanning the page. Short attention span...

"Mine" Jasper declared.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

We walked into the food aisle with similar grimaces. Jasper got Four Large cans of tomatoe juice.

He started making his trail that started out as one large line then parted from eachother to the different rooms.

He came back to us and stood there .

"Well what's suppose to happen?" He asked

"Wait I have an idea..." Emmett said"DUDE MILEY CYRUS IS IN THE BATHROOM!!!"

Everyone can running to the restrooms and began slipping across the floor wildly.

It looked like a massacer. It was hilarious.

Since we were the only ones dry we decided to navigate ourselves to a different place in the store.

Emmett looked at the paper for three seconds."This one"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

Before we can say anything he darted off the hide in a jeans did he fit in I'll never know...

The same old lady from eariler approached it.

She picked up one pair.

"No I make you look fat" The "jeans" whispered

She gasped and the jeans back cautiously. She just stood there gaping ,I could tell emmett was getting impatient. He bagan to jiggle a random pair of jeans whispering "Pick me!Pick me!"

The lady picked up the jeans and looked around franticly. She stuck her head further in but emmett already disappered.

He dashed back to us laughing hard.

I took the paper a scanned through and choose"this one"

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
I went to the aisle and got some disturbing and surprised looks. I looked around the store, and found some cub scouts. I placed hand fulls in each of their carts and walked away.

I stood by the guys waiting.

"What Is This" The counsoler I assume waving the boxes at the 9 year old looking boys.

I felt kinda bad but before I gave it a second thought I was cut off by Emmett's booming Laughter.I Turned to him and he pointed to Jasper then to the paper.

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

I burst out laughing too. Emmett Gave me the camera and told me to be right back and he needed to help Jasper.

"Bella please report to the front desk I repeat Bella please report to the front desk."I was confused at fist then i realized why he did it.

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" Jasper screamed and assumed the fetal position and began rocking back and forth.

After a while Jasper came back looking smug.

"Top that" He challenged Emmett.

Emmett snatched the paper away from him and read. He pointed to the paper and walked to the auto departmant.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

A few minutes later he came out with everthing moving with him. He did a few laps around the store while people took pictures of him. He changed back and came skipping .

I excitedly scanned the paper till I found something to my liking. I pointed and walk away.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

I set up a tent and got myself comfortable. I turned to the the first on looker .

" You can join if bring pillows from the bedding section."

At first he stared ,then he headed for the bedind section! I quickly ran before i had a sleep over with a weirdo.

By the time i got back to the Jasper was already walking off.

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

He came bame with 5 balls and began throwing them down the aisles.

"GO , pikachu GO!!!"

One of the ball hit someone in the head which onlt made us laugh harder.

He came back please with himself. Emmett was looking the paper with a torn expression on his face. He finnally decided and went headed to lay away.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
He slammed them on the counter.

"I would like to put on lay away"

"sir that cost to low it has to have a amount of atleast-"

"are you saying i'm poor and I can't even afford a pack of candy!?!"

"yes yes I am "

"well i'll Take my buisness else were "

Emmett opened the candy and throw it at the mans face and stormed off.

Jasper and I were in hysterics,Emmett actrally looked mad.I Decided to choose something easy .

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
I quickly put the sigh down and walked away a few stood there confused and afraid to to walk.

I head back to the boys and Jasper was already gone.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
Jasper can up to an employee and aimed it right in his face.

"Do you know where to find so anti-you know depressants" he said in a southern brawl He clicked his gun the guy looked like he was about to soil him self. before he could answer Jasper walked away.

They high fived eachother and emmett took the list he gave it back and turned to the nearest camera.

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

He looked in the camera and did and it was quite a too. he finished proudly and came back. I choose the first thing I saw. I walk into the dressing rooms to look the part.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

I came out in all black and began tip toe-ing around the store earning some "do you belong in a asylum" looks.

There was only one more left. And it was a Bit confusing.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

Jasper went up to two employees" umm ...yea we got a 'Code 3' in housewares..."

"CODE 3 CODE 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!" They yelled

"That damn Newton kid is nude again...."

All three of our jaws dropped.


A/N-There you go I'm Hoping For 6 Reviews.

And "16 things to do in walmart" is a real list i didn't make it but i did make this story.