AN: This one's a little different… I started off with the same feed line and came up with seven different stories. It wasn't planned, I just kept thinking… no, wait, what if…? And yes, they get progressively wronger. Read at your own risk. Legal At Bottom…

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CHAPTER 7 -

THE SEVEN FACES OF DR. ANN

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"Sorry ma'am, but your daughter and her girlfriend caught them videotaping them… um… sleeping… again, and this time they've decided to press charges," The officer shrugged as his partner escorted a handcuffed Ron and James Possible into the squad car.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"Sorry ma'am, that might have been true BEFORE they started playing around with mutagenic chemicals, but they've already bitten three people and molested a poodle," The animal control officer shrugged as the rest of his team forced the two snarling 'mad dogs' that had been Jim and Tim Possible into the restraining cages in the van.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"Sorry ma'am, but ever since your daughter and her green friend grew penises after that lab explosion, they've insisted on continuing to use the ladies rooms and we've just accumulated too many indecent exposure charges to ignore," the Vice Squad officer appologized.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"Sorry ma'am, I don't care what you call them and I know it's uncomfortable, but you're overdue for your mammogram and I can't give you your good health discount if you don't have one," Ann's HMO care officer shrugged.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"I think you mean good old boys, but that still doesn't mean your daughter can keep beating them up in bar fights and not expect to face the consequences," The officer sighed as he lead the woman back to pick up Kim from the drunk tank.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"Yes, ma'am," I imagine they are... NOW," the child welfare officer sighed, noting that she hadn't said anything about the girl as his fellow officers unshackled the two boys and their sister from the wall of the hidden dungeon behind the Possible homestead.

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"But really, officer, they're good boys!" Ann Possible protested through her tears.

"And they're also underage, ma'am," The arresting officer sighed as he clamped the cuffs on the naked Mrs. Dr. Possible's wrists and led her from the room filled with the nude, satiated and completely spent Mad Dogs football team that the mother of the head cheerleader had just given a very unexpected Homecoming Victory bonus while her daughter was on a mission in Peru.

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Ye Old Legal stuff: Dr,. Ann Possible, Dr. James Possible, Kim Possible, Shego, Ron Stoppable, Jim and Tim Possible, The Middleton Mad Dog Football Team and all other characters borrowed from the wonderful KP Universe are the creations of Mark McCorkle and Bob Schooley, and those names are all trademarks of the Disney media organizations. Although use in this context may be considered fair under parody law, just in case: this work was not created for profit, no money changed hands etc. Also, this story takes place at a time at which all characters shown should be considered to be over the legal age of 18…