AUTHOR NOTE SpaceDandyman here with chapter 7 if the next chapter take a while it's because I going to reread the first harry potter book to refresh my memory. I also have to decide to include Sasuke but he won't show up for a couple of chapters and if everyone hates the idea ill scrap it, with my next chapter I'm adding a side chapter with it that's shows the P.O.V of other characters anyway hope you enjoy

Snake speaking and Parseltongue


Since I couldn't just grab OP and Jor without making a scene I promised them I would come back later that night

"What time?"

"I have no idea"

"If this is a set up I swear to god I will bite your face off"

"Why would I set you up? And what would be the point, your just a couple of snakes no human can really do anything with you"

"Just a couple of, you bastard when I-

"Just get back here when you can"

"What hell Jor don't go and interrupt me when I'm-

"I'll try my best to get here sometime between 12 and 2"

"Are you bastards ignoring me?"

"None of the night staff should be here around 1-130 so that's the best time"

"Thanks ill time it around that"

"If you both don't start-

"Harry come on, it's time to go back to the bus"

"God dam-

"Coming miss I just want to say good bye to the snakes"

"Is it really a good idea to say that?"

"Yeah it fine, I'm 6 so no one takes what I say seriously"

"That's lucky"

"It has its moments, anyway I'll be back in a few hours to bust you two out"

"Good bye Harry"

I could hear the two of them start bickering as I walked away, OP was less than happy about every one interrupting him

Miss Hill was started making a beeline for me when I re-joined the class, she must want to make sure I had fun

"So Harry did you enjoy seeing the snakes"

"Yes miss it was very informative, I must come back some time"

Her entire face lit up when I said that

She must have been worrying about me more than I thought, this is probably the first time she's ever seen me take interest in anything at all

"I'm very glad to hear that harry"

The last thing I heard before stepping out of the reptile was

"And I'll break my tail off in your ass"


On the way back from the zoo I learned the names of some of the streets and landmarks around the zoo so I could easily make it back tonight

It took me about 20 minutes to run to the zoo from home, I waited til everyone had gone to sleep before sneaking out of my window. I choose to wear a dark grey-black hoodie and a balaclava with some dark jeans and trainers, if it wasn't for my height there was nothing someone can use to identify me.

Getting back into the zoo wasn't that most challenging for someone with my skills, I just had to jump the fence, finding the reptile house was also easy because of all the signs put up so visitors could find their way. I didn't encounter any one on my way to OP and Jor

When I got to the reptile house it was easy enough to break the lock with a heel drop kick, it don't make much noise

I made my way over to the OP and Jor's enclosure

"Oi OP, Jor you two ready to go?"

….

"You bastard's there?"

….

"Oh for fu-

"Shut up, we're here"

"What the hell took you so long?"

"We're snakes, cold blooded remember it takes us a while to wake up"

"How have you not gotten eaten before now?"

"We live in captivity dumbass, anyway OPs still asleep wait here while I go and wake him up"

"Hurry up, we don't have all night"

I could faintly make out the shape of some of the other animals but it was too dark to see any beyond that

"HARRY I know you would come back for me"

I didn't bother telling OP to quiet, he was a snake so no matter how loud he tried to make his hissing it wasn't going to go beyond a normal person's loud whisper.

"so how are you going to get us out, cut a hole in the glass, or use some sort of magic to make it vanish, or are you going to just teleport us out of here, so which one huh huh which one?"

He's like a child

"You're wrong on all accounts, I'm going with the good old fashioned approach"

"What's that?"

"That my dear friend Jor is to smash the glass, grab you two and run like bloody hell"

"You're not serious, are you?"

My answer was a full face grin

"Crap"

"Now both of you move back, I don't want you to be hit by the glass"

"You crazy bastard"

I took a front stance, with my forward leg bent at the knee, and my rear leg straight, while my hips and shoulders remain squarely facing forward. The stance allows me to generate a great deal of power going forward.

I was prepared when my punch easily went through the glass, I was careful not to get cut

What I wasn't prepared for was an alarm to go off as soon as the glass broke

"Shit, this place has better security then I thought"

"Oh crap the PO PO's coming for us"

"Shut up you idiot, it's just the zoo's security system"

"Both of you shut up and climb up my sleeves and makes sure you're wrapped tight"

Once they were both firmly wrapped around my arms, I thought it was a good time to leg it unfortunately there was a unforeseen obstacle in my way

"Put your hand's up and freeze "

Half way to the door a security guard appeared, I didn't bother listening to him, the fact he didn't actually have a gun might have had something to do with

When I was within 10 feet I jumped and planted my foot into his face, using that as a platform I cleared the two guard behind him and dashed off

I didn't encounter any more guards getting out of the zoo, the trip home was also easy

"Here we are, home sweet home"

"This place is a shithole"

Why you little bastard

"OP shut the hell up, sorry he just pissed off about the ride"

"Its fine don't worry about it"

"I have a question"

"Sigh what is it OP?"

"How are you going to feed us and what about your family?"

Crap