Chapter 7

DISCLAIMER: Do not own Baka and Test or anything related to it, also do not own Gintama.

A/N: This is rewritten version.

Definition of Uke: Bottom/Submissive

Definition of Seme: Top/Dominant

The above are two Yaoi/boyxboy terms.


Yoshii Akihisa

Akihisa wished she couldn't believe what she was seeing right before her eyes, but it was quite believable considering Miharu's personality. It was quite believable to see Miharu with her hand up Minami's skirt, seeing if he was really a guy now.

Akihisa couldn't keep watching the frozen Minami just simply let Miharu do that to him. She took a step backward, her face warming right as she bumped into someone. Looking over her shoulder, she saw Iron Man gawking at the couple, most undoubtedly surprised about what was going on right in the hallway of his school. She quickly stepped to the side, afraid that she would be getting in trouble for something.

However, Iron Man didn't even spare her a single glance as all of his attention was on the couple. He stormed pass Akihisa, his footfalls sounding loud against the floor. His face was set in an iron expression, an expression that helped him earn the name of Iron Man. "Shimada! Shimizu!" The two students snapped their heads toward him, their eyes widening in shock as he took hold of their heads with his hands and pulled them apart, holding them away from each other to either side of him. "What exactly do you think you're doing here in the hall!?"

Iron Man sighed once before looking over at Miharu. "Shimizu, I know you have a passionate love for Shimada, but really. If you're going to go so far as to tackle her to the ground, can't you wait until you're out of school to do it? This is a place for learning, not a place for students to get on with their love lives."

Iron Man turned to face Minami after dealing with Miharu, another sigh coming from him. "Shimada, if you're not interest in her than push her away. Really, if you have a boy you like think about how he feels when he sees you letting Miharu cling to you. If you don't push her away, he'll probably think you're interested in her. So, if you're not interested her, don't let her cling and fondle you all the time, got it?"

Minami didn't respond, only looking past Iron Man as Miharu asked him if they were going to remedial class, her hands clasped together with her hopeful eyes looking into his own. After a few moments, Minami began to try and pry himself from Ironman's grip as he yelled out to Akihisa. "Aki! It wasn't like that, she-" Minami fell silent when Akihisa turned her head away from him, a sense of dread coming over him.

Akihisa, even though she had seen similar stuff happen lots of times in front of her, couldn't turn her head to face Minami. What Iron Man had said resounded throughout her mind, knowing that his words were true. Minami rarely seriously tried to get Miharu off of him, and Akihisa knew how strong she could be from first-hand experience as Minami had often twisted her joints in the past.

Iron Man ignored Minami's call to her as he looked back over at Miharu, answering her question. "Health Education!" He exclaimed, shouting the name of the remedial class he was going to take them to, causing Miharu to try and grab Minami as she gave an exclamation of her own.

"Let's study your beautiful body, honey! Every inch of it~"

Iron Man easily slung them over his shoulders with no mercy, cutting Miharu off from further speech as he started heading towards remedial class. Minami held out his hand to Akihisa, a pleading look in his eyes. "Aki!"

Iron Man halted, looking over his shoulder and Miharu to Akihisa. "Yoshii..." It was a question, a question that Akihisa knew what it meant.

She cleared her throat, wondering what to say but found out there was nothing to say. She looked away from Minami, not being able to bear looking at him right after what she had witnessed. Iron Man's feet sounded out through the halls as he walked away, Minami and Miharu over his shoulders.

Akihisa slumped down against the wall after the trio had vanished, holding her knees to her chest and burying her head in them. She stayed in that position for a couple of minutes, not noticing Yuuji walking over to her until he spoke.

"Akihisa," She looked up at the tall form of Yuuji who was standing in front of her with his hands in his pockets, "is something the matter?" He asked.

"I-I'm fine, Yuuji." Akihisa told him, forcing a smile onto her face as she brought a hand up to rub the back of her head. "Everything's alright, just had a run-in with Iron Man. That's all." She gave off a nervous laugh, hoping that Yuuji wouldn't care about what was going on.

What Yuuji said next was completely unexpected, something that she wouldn't believe he would ask even in her wildest imaginations. "Does Yuuko like Hideyoshi," He began, his vice blunt as his eyes concentrated on hers, "and not just as a brother?"

She froze for one moment, one single moment before she hurriedly responded. "D-don't be silly, Yuuji! They're siblings! Don't be speaking such nonsense." Akihisa jumped up onto her feet as she spoke, turning to face towards Class F before making a brisk pace for it. "I-I should get back to class now!" She called over her shoulder at him before rounding a corner where she decreased her pace.

How did he know?

How did Yuuji know what Yuuko felt for Hideyoshi?


Kinoshita Yuuko

"Sister," Hideyoshi spoke from behind her where she had turned around, her hand covering both her nose and red face. "why did you hit me?"

Flashback

"Don't worry; I know you would never be the one to take advantage of another guy. So, what exactly did he do to you?" Yuuko started walking towards Hideyoshi, her eyes slowly opening.

"S-sis!"

She did know that it was simply against Hideyoshi's being to even try and take advantage of anyone, especially a female friend who had just turned into a male. So, her concerns were on what Minami had done to him after getting him in that position. She knew that both boys and girls alike found her brother quite attractive, so it seemed plausible to her that a girl who had just turned into a boy could be having his more abundant male hormones running through his body which could just make him pounce on her dearest brother.

When Yuuko reached Hideyoshi, she leaned down and forward to him, grabbing his shirt with one hand and lifting him up off the ground with absolute ease. Even if he didn't have the same slender body she had, she still would have been able to lift his feet off the ground even if he was bigger than Yuuji. She's a Class A student, so she has to be at least an A in everything. "So, what exactly was Minami doing to you, my dearest brother?"

The boxes dropped from Hideyoshi's hands as they went to grab hold of her arm. "Minami did... nothing... nothing at all... s-so... let me down... please... sis..."

Yuuko only smiled at him. "Dearest brother, there must be more than that for you two to be in such a yaoi position."

"S-sis... he just tripped... that's all..." Yuuko didn't say anything in response, only leaning forward until her nose was nearly touching his. "W-whatever you do... sis... just..." Hideyoshi averted his eyes as he struggled to breathe. "Just be,"

"gentle..."

Just be gentle...

Just...

Be...

Gentle...

End of Flashback

Her brother was so innocent, so cute, and so feminine without even trying to be that she just couldn't help but to say what was on her mind right then and there. "Hideyoshi, no matter who you did it with, you'd always be the uke!" Once she had regained her senses and once she had realized what she had just said, her hands flew to cover her mouth as her face warmed.

"W-wait, sis..." Yuuko turned around, dreadfully wondering what Hideyoshi was going to comment. He was still lying on the ground where she had dropped him so she could hit him against the head. "D-don't tell me, the reason you've been getting those gay books with girly guys in them is because"

Yuuko's eyes widened, wondering if he suspected she was in love with him.

"you want to see me do it with a guy?"

. . . . .

Eh?

"Don't tell me you want to see Kubo being the seme and doing it to me!?"

. . .-

Eeeeh!?

Before Hideyoshi could continue, Yuuko hit him over the head again, not holding back enough as Hideyoshi went unconscious due to the force of her punch. He fell back against the roof, his eyes closing as he was forcefully put into a slumber. Yuuko stood above his body with a red face and a beating heart, wondering just where Hideyoshi had gotten that idea from.

When she saw he wasn't going to wake soon, she briefly wondered if she had hit him too hard, telling herself that she should have held back more.

Looking at her brother's peaceful face, she couldn't help but to sit down next to him and place a hand on his chest, her face heating up as she felt the softness underneath it. She felt like a guy touching a flat-as-can-be girl's chest. "I didn't mean to hit you that hard, Hideyoshi." She laid down next to him on her side, her lips only a few centimeters away from Hideyoshi's ear. "It's not Kubo,

"I want to be the seme and do it to you."


Shimada Minami

"And that is why females do not get together with other females as it is impossible for them to reproduce as they are of the same sex," Iron Man spoke, ending his lecture as he looked at both Minami and Miharu. "do you understand, Shimizu?" Minami knew that Iron Man knew that Miharu was the one who passionately and relentlessly pursued a relationship with him, but nevertheless, he still turned to him. "Shimada?"

Minami gave a short, rapid nod, grimacing as he heard Miharu call out to him again from across the room where she was handcuffed to a metal desk that was bolted down onto a metal plate that was built into the floor. The desk could probably hold even the biggest and most muscular body workers with ease.

"I understand Nishimura-sensei! But it's alright~" Miharu began, her arms wrapping around her in a hug as her face grew a red blush on it. "Honey bear is a guy, I even have proof~"

Proof? What does she mean?

Slowly, Minami looked over at Miharu who was showing Iron Man a picture. The teacher took the photo, staring at it the whole time he walked over to Minami's desk where he set it face-up. "Shimada, I always had my doubts, but now, this photo has erased them all from my mind," He crossed his arms, looking up at the ceiling as Minami looked at the picture.

It was a photo of him positioned over Hideyoshi.

"you are truly a guy." Iron Man finished.

A/N: Self Reminder Ironman's name is Sōichi Nishimura.

Um... Where did Kubo come from within Hideyoshi? I know I'm the author and all...

Below are the terms Sadist and Masochist.

Definition of Sadist: Person who takes pleasure in the pain of others.

Related Term - Masochist; Definition of Masochist: Person who takes pleasure in his/her own pain.


Story Creation Room

"Hideyoshi," Yuuko began, looking up from the copy of the chapter to face her brother. "where did Kubo come from?"

Hideyoshi looked up to meet her eyes. "I… don't know…"

The two siblings looked over at the author, the question quite evident in their eyes.

"I…" The author looked away, "don't know either…"

"But you're the author." Yuuji stated from where he was lying on the ground.

"I know that… but I forgot… this chapter was months ago, you know."

Over on the other side of the room, Minami sat with her knees up to her chest as Miharu clinged to her arm. "Why… did Iron Man have doubts of me being a girl?" Minami asked herself before lowering her head.

Iron Man, who was standing nearby with his arms crossed, had a comment of his own. "Why am I being referred to by Iron Man every time I show up?"