A/N: Next chapter, yay! Sorry, a bit over-excited. A lot of questions in this chapter, let's just start now.

Disclaimer: See first chapter.

*The Jellicles and Blaze have just left the restaurant and are walking back to the 'borrowed' van which Munkustrap had been driving earlier.*

Tugger: Erm… guys?

Quaxo: Yeah?

Tugger: Where's the van?

Quaxo: No idea. *looks around and whispers* Don't let Munk find out.

Munkustrap: Don't let me find out what? *stares at them*

Quaxo: Well… that…

Tugger: Erm… we…

Blaze: They have a letter that they wanted to read out.

Munkustrap: Why was that so hard to say?

Tugger: *sigh of relief* It's just that you don't seem too fond whenever I try to do something and you always say that I'm wrong.

Munkstrap: Sorry if I made you feel that way.

Quaxo: *mouths 'thank-you' to Blaze*

Munkstrap; Come on, are you going to or not?

Tugger: Sure *pushes back strand of fur from face* This is from LadyTeazer. *reads*

"First of all, Tugger and Cori, you guys RAWK! (Not you Munkustrap, you're BORING!) lol jk."

Tugger: Well, thank you. *winks*

Coricopat: The writer of that particular letter isn't in our presence so that wink was quite useless, sorry to break it to you.

Tugger: Oh shut up! *continues reading*

"Anyway, for Cori: Kiss. Blaze. NOA! So help me, I will jump into this story and force your little heads together. MUWAHAHAHA!"

Blaze: Hey! Not going to happen!

Tugger: Everyone's against you, Blaze. Gotta give in sooner or later. Preferably sooner but if later then…

Quaxo: COME ON! My go!

Tugger: Fine. *hands letter over*

Quaxo: Finally *smiles then reads (shocked face)*

"Tugger: Are you bi? (I see the way you stare at Misto/Quaxo, don't think you can keep it a secret!)"

Tugger: WHAT THE F-

Munkustrap: LANGUAGE!

Tugger: But… but… be… I… *turns green*

Etcetera: Are you okay, Tuggie? *runs over*

Tugger: *faints*

Munkustrap: Let me read this letter.

Quaxo: *faints*

Munkustrap: *takes letter then reads, faints*

Electra: What is so bad about this letter that makes everyone faint? *reads out*

"Misto: You know you like Tuggsie, Misty Boy."

Quaxo/Tugger/Munkustrap: *recovers*

Quaxo: WHAT! NO WAY!

Tugger: Just because I spend one night watching him sleep it doesn't mean that-

Quaxo WHAT?

Tugger: Erm… *silence*

Quaxo: What. Did. You. Do?

Tugger: *silence*

Munkustrap: Great… I have a gay brother…

Tugger: I'M NOT GAY!

Etcetera: HE'S NOT GAY!

Quaxo: I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH TUGGSIE!

Coricopat: Is it Tuggsie now between you both? How cute. *laughs*

Electra: Let me finish this letter!

All: Fine.

Electra: *reads*

"P.S. Mungo and Teazer rule over all of you!"

Electra: There. Now start answering. *smiles*

Victoria: Can I read the next one? Please?

Electra: Okay.

Quaxo: I DON'T LIKE HIM!

Tugger: He doesn't like me and vice versa!

Coricopat: Then why are you always together and you tend to sing each other's songs? It seems that there happens to be something romantic going on between the both of you.

Quaxo: Hypocrite.

Coricopat: I have no interest in Blaze at all. There is no questioning that statement, and if you feel the need to, please go and order yourself a brain transplant.

Electra: Burn! *everyone stares at her* What?

Munkustrap: To end this irritating arguing, JUST SHUT UP!

Everyone: *blank stare*

Munkustrap: That's much better. *sighs*

Victoria: *starts twirling around with a letter* Now it's my turn. This is from LadieBuggie. *reads*

"Okay. Misa's got a question and two requests:

Twinkle-Toes: My dear Twinkle-Toes, now that you've been introduced to the world of Mary-Sues, I want you to tell me the worst one you've been paired up with. Strive to remember please!

Request one for Mr. Burglar of the month and Tantomile-"

Mungojerrie: *falls from the sky into a trash-can* Ouch!

Etcetera: Eh? Jerrie?

Mungojerrie: Yeah?

Etcetera: How'd you get here so fast?

Mungojerrie: Dunno.

Blaze: Must've been the magic of the letter…

Quaxo: Great, first you have magic and now the letter does? What happened to just ONE MAGICAL CAT? *changes*

Mistoffelees: I'm magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Coricopat: Us Jellicles who happen to be present can tell, you happen to sparkle yet again. The main indicator of your identity.

Mistoffelees: *looks really irritated*

Victoria: *waiting (im)patiently*

Coricopat: Sorry, Victoria. You may continue on.

Victoria: Thank you. *reads*

Request one for Mr. Burglar of the month and Tantomile: Where ever Ms Smarty Pants can have Mr. Burglar of the month. Will you two please go on a date just so Ms. Smarty Pant won't be lonely when her brother, Mr. Smarty Pants gets with Blaze."

Blaze: That's it… I can't take this anymore! *Goes to run off then trips on her own tail*

Damn… happens every time.

Mungojerrie: Why'd I do that?

Etcetera: It's so Tanty doesn't get sad. Can you? Pwease? *huge, watery kitty eyes*

Mungojerrie: 'Kay, just one time.

Coricopat: *sitting in silence*

Tugger: What's wrong, Mr. Smarty Pants? Worried that Blazey-kins doesn't wuv you? *puts paw on Cori's shoulder*

Coricopat: I strongly recommend you to remove you paw from my left shoulder otherwise I cannot be held legally responsible for my near-future actions.

Tugger: Woah, okay.

Blaze: *Walks back over with the aid of Electra* Okay, Vicky. Continue on, please.

Victoria: Okay then. *reads on further*

"Request number two for everyone (except Sparky and Twinkle-Toes):"

Victoria: Could you two please walk off for one minute?

Mistoffelees/Electra: Alright *does so*

Victoria: *continues reading*

"Will you guys set Sparky and Twinkle-Toes up on a blind date for me? I promise I'll stop calling you names (even you Furball and Gingersnap.) Pwease! *gives adorable Jemima eyes*"

Blaze: I have one guess on who Gingersnap is… *turns around*

Macavity: WHO DARES CALL ME GINGERSNAP?

Blaze: Put a sock in it, Cav.

Macavity: What?

Blaze: Cav. *thinks for a few moments* Cavity! *giggles with Cettie and Vicky*

Macavity: I. Am. Not. Some. Form. Of. Tooth. Decay.

Blaze: Too bad, then you'd actually cause people harm! *laughs with the other two*

Macavity: You have thirteen hours to find your sister, psychic one. Or I'll turn her into a goblin forever! *Ra-ma-ah-ah-ah thing*

Blaze: Hey! I thought this was about Jellicles, not Labyrinth!

Everyone else: *confused look*

Blaze: *mutters* Nevermind…

Coricopat: Where is she? Where is my sister?

Macavity: I'll never say! Hahahaha! *disappears*

Tugger: Hey, where's Tiger Stripes?

Mungojerrie: Dunno, he went off afta the van thingy.

Coricopat: Marvelous! *rolls eyes* Let's go and locate him whereabouts.

Victoria: Wait! Can't I finish my letter? *copies Etcetera's big eyes thing*

Everyone: okay then.

Victoria: *giggling* Yay! *reads*

"That's all! Oh and one more thing: Blaze and Mr. Smarty Pants… I demand you kiss. KISS!"

Blaze: *mutters to self*

Coricopat: *sighs* We have no time for such activities, both Tantomile and Munkustrap need to be found. *hears yelling* Nevermind about the latter.

Munkustrap: *puts arm around Mungojerrie* Oi mate, we're gonna go off ta see da wizard! *giggles like a kitten* And then we're gonna go steal us some skizzers. (scissors)

Mungojerrie: What's wrong with ya?

Blaze: Looks like he's drunk…

Munkustrap: Me-ow! Whatta pretty kitty. *starts chasing Mistoffelees*

Mistoffelees: HELP! *running away* Murderer! Psychopath! Vandal! High-school teacher!

Blaze: What the heck? *weird expression*

Etcetera: Can I read a question?

Blaze: Not now sweetie. We need to fix this situation up first. *grabs Punjab lasso* Time to pun-jab some Jellicles.

Coricopat: Please don't try to strangle him, Blaze. Despite recent events, we do still need him breathing easily. Munkustrap does happen to be our future leader.

Blaze: So… you're telling me that the drunk Jellicle over there who happens to be chasing his nephew around Rovaniemi, singing in some incomprehensible language, happens to be your future leader?

Coricopat: *face paw* That does happens to be him, indeed.

Munkustrap: Sparkly-sweetie-sugar-sprinkles! Come back here! *laughs*

Coricopat: Hand over the Punjab lasso. *Blaze: does so*

Blaze: I'm knocking him out. *picks up shovel which still glows rainbow from Mary-Sue encounter*

Etcetera: Munk is silly. *giggles*

Electra: Yeah, very silly.

Etcetera: *jumps up and catches letter from the sky* QUESTION TIME! *everyone stops what they're doing.*

Electra: Come here and SIT!

Everyone else: *does so. Munk happens to be latched onto Misto's arm, getting quite sparkly*

Etcetera: This one's from Ljuba. *reads*

"I have a few questions of my own! Ok let's start!

-For all Jellicles… Ehm can you explain your family relationship? I'm quite lost till now.

-Cori and Blaze… Why you don't admit you love each other?

-And why the humans are not suprosed to see big humanoid cats?

-Where are you, now? I mean before going to the restaurant (I think I missed that point… I think.)"

Etcetera: *tries to talk like a teacher but keep giggling* Okay, I'd like to see paws up. Who can answer these?

Munkustrap: *paw up* We're in sparkle-wonderland! *hugs Misto*

Mistoffelees: Please someone get my uncle off of me!

Blaze: I don't though. It'd have to snow in hell before I would.

Tugger: Well… this is torture, right?

Blaze: Yeah.

Tugger: And it's snowing, isn't it?

Blaze: Well… yeah but-

Tugger: There's you snow in hell.

Blaze: …

Tugger: To answer the third, they were just so amazed to see me that they had no time to be surprised. *winks at Cettie*

Etcetera: A+++++++++++++(keeps going)

Electra: Cettie! Let's stay on track!

Etcetera: Okay. Next?

Victoria: We happen to be in Finland, like Blaze said.

Etcetera: Very good, Vicky. Have a snow sticker! *puts snow on Victoria's coat*

Victoria: *smiles*

Mistoffelees: We have no time to go through the whole family thing, much too long. *tries to shake Munkustrap off his arm*

Blaze: Munk, please stand up. I wanna tell you a secret.

Munkustrap: YAY! Okay then. *stands up, only to get kicked in a very painful area*

Blaze: *holds up letter* I believe MacavityManiac requested that.

Tugger: Aren't you gonna read it out?

Blaze: Yeah, sure. *reads*

"Please kick Munk again. I really enjoyed that a lot.

Can Misto turn me into a Jellicle?

Pouncie, is it true that you have a crush on Cettie? Tumble said you did.

I think my brain broke, that's all for now."

Mistoffelees: I'm not sure about the whole transformation thing… last time it was actually Gingersnap who did it to Blaze.

Etcetera: Pouncie isn't here!

Pouncival: That's where you're wrong! *jumps on Etcetera playfully* Gotcha!

Etcetera: Ra! *the two start a wrestling match*

Victoria: Looks like they're having lots of fun! *pounces on Electra to start a game too*

Munkustrap: *recovers (fully)* What happened? *rubs head*

Blaze: You learnt about the anti-miracle of alcohol.

Munkustrap: I think I know that.

Tugger: Too bad that Cori and Blaze don't seem to know some things.

Coricopat *sighs* If I kiss *points* her, will you cease the irritating behaviour?

Tugger: Maybe.

Coricopat: *crosses arm*

Tugger: Fine.

Coricopat: I have one other condition though.

Mistoffelees: That is?

Coricopat: The both of you have to kiss one another as well.

Tugger/Mistoffelees: WHAT?

Coricopat: Choose.

Tugger/Mistoffelees: Fine.

Coricopat: *pulls Blaze out of wrestling match* Watch.

Blaze: Yeah?

Coricopat: Over there, watch the Rum Tum Tugger. *everyone else watches too*

Etcetera, Electra and Victoria: *faints*

Pouncival and Munkustrap: *jaws drop*

Mungojerrie: *doesn't happen to be watching, he's trying to break into another van*

Blaze: What. The…

Tugger/Mistoffelees: *kissing*

Coricopat: I think that is sufficient amount of time.

Tugger/Mistoffelees: *still kissing*

Blaze: Free food!

Tugger/Mistoffelees: *stop kissing*

Munkustrap: *speechless*

Pouncival: eh?

Etcetera, Electra and Victoria: *still unconscious*

Mistoffelees: okay… now you two.

Blaze: Excuse me?

Coricopat: It's only for a few seconds.

Blaze: Whatever. *leans in towards Coricopat and both start kissing*

Etcetera: *recovers* Pouncie, what's happening?

Pouncival: *starts kissing Cettie*

Munkustrap: *faints (from being drunk)*

Tugger/Mistoffelees: *go back to kissing*

Mungojerrie: *walks back* I gotta van worki- *stares at the Jellicles kissing and unconscious* Whateva, I'm drivin'.