Something was… off? Not right? Wrong? A sleep induced hallucination perhaps? Whatever it was he knew it was wrong but somehow it felt good. It was time to take inventory of the situation and pinpoint what was wrong or right; depending on what it was it might be right. Then again if it felt this good there was no way it could be wrong; could it? Well it was time to find out with a quick inventory of the situation.

First thing to check was the fingers. With a small wiggle he determined they were all accounted for and touching something. Whatever this something was was hard, smooth, and moving like it was breathing. Expand, collapse, expand, collapse, expand… soon his own breathing began following this same rhythm. However this still wasn't telling him anything just that whatever this thing was was moving.

So he moved on down the length of his body which was pressed tightly against the moving thing to check the status of his three… legs? Now he was sure that that wasn't right. His whole life he had only had two legs and now suddenly he had three? Impossible.

Well there was an easy way to solve this extra leg mystery. He would start with the left leg; a little wiggle of the toes and… yes that was his left leg. Now for the right leg which his supposed middle leg was resting on.

A small jerk and yes that was indeed his right leg. Now for the mystery leg in between the two legs he already confirmed to be his. As hard as he tried he just couldn't get that third leg to move therefore determining that it was in fact NOT his leg.

Now the question was whose leg was it? Well there was an easy solution to that as well; just open his eyes and…

Why was he not surprised to find the bastard in his bed? Better yet what the hell was he doing in his bed when he clearly had a girlfriend whose bed he should be sharing? Here he was all this time acting like he liked him when in fact it wasn't like that at all. Apparently he was just a game to him and he did not like it one bit.

The more he thought about it the madder he was getting and kicking Naraku's sorry ass was something he really wanted to do. However he highly doubted he could do much damage to him being smaller and weaker compared to the football player. Yet that didn't mean he couldn't at least try to cause him some sort of pain.

With a narrowing of his eyes he jerked his legs free, placed his one foot against his thigh, and pressed the other against his hip. He then planted one hand on his shoulder, the other against his torso, and pushed his sorry ass right off his bed.

"What the?" Naraku growled as he sat up rubbing his head not really sure of what just happened.

Sesshoumaru sat up and stared down at the male on the floor by his bed. "This is not your bed." He growled. "Do not ever get into this Sesshoumaru's bed again or you will suffer the consequences."

Naraku arched a dark brow at him. "Oh and what do you plan on doing to me if I do?"

"It matters not." He bit out. "If you want a bed to sleep in that's not your own go get in your girlfriend's bed."

"I don't have…"

"Save it." He cut him off. "I saw you with her and it's clearly obvious she's your girlfriend and I will NOT be used by you to make her jealous."

Naraku got up to his knees, crawled up onto the bed, and leaned over him as he backed himself into the wall. "The only one jealous around here is clearly you." He grabbed him by the wrists when he placed them against his chest to push him away.

"I most certainly am not!" He defended as his eyes narrowed to deadly little slits.

"You are." He leaned in even further putting their lips just a breath apart. "However there is no cause for you to worry; you're my one and only."

"Do not!" He bit out between clenched teeth before he pressed his lips together tightly.

"As you wish." He pulled back, released him, got off the bed, and left the room.

Sesshoumaru watched him go and desperately wanted to punch him so hard in his mouth. He wasn't really sure if it was because he wanted him to kiss him and he didn't or because he even considered attempting the act. He suddenly cast an icy glare at the door when it opened and Naraku smirked at him.

"Oh and we're leaving at noon so be ready."

"I'm not go…" He trailed off when Naraku closed the door cutting him off.

Who the hell did that man think he was? Ordering him about like he had the right; he'd put a knife in his back first!

Well maybe that was a little extreme but Naraku just made him SO damn mad. Why was he doing this to him anyway? He didn't believe for one second it was for any other reason than his own entertainment.

Perhaps he should talk to his dad about moving out and see if he'll let him move into an apartment or the dorms or something. Or maybe he should just move down the hall into Jak's room. Jak would be hard to room with but he could get through it; it was only eleven more long long months until he could do what he wanted.

Then again if he did move into Jak's room he suspected Naraku would weasel his way in and Jak out. So basically he was stuck in this room with Naraku as a roommate whether he liked it or not.

Really this was his father's fault. All this get life experience nonsense; he highly doubted that this was that the man was talking about. Yes he was definitely going to have to talk to his father and see what kind of 'life experience' he got while in college. He was sure he was experienced out and ready to go home and be done with it.

xx

Sesshoumaru arched a silver brow highly at Jak when he walked into the kitchen.

"He was a perfect gentleman." Jak defended.

"I bet." He snorted and sat down at the counter next to him when he poured him a cup a coffee.

"He was." He huffed as he set the pot back down on the counter.

"Oh; then why are you wearing his shirt?" He smirked.

Jak smiled proudly at him. "Because it's just what happened to be handy when I got up this morning." Before Sesshoumaru could respond to that he crossed his arms over his chest superiorly. "Don't think I don't know about you waking up next to that hard hot body belonging to that sexy Naraku."

Sesshoumaru glowered deadly at him. "You will stop encouraging him."

"I will not." He countered. "Naraku is just what you need."

"I do not NEED him or anything from him." He bit out.

"Oh but he is and let me tell you something else." He stared pointedly at him. "That man is completely into you so you better grab on and hold tight or you might just lose him."

"I'd prefer to LOSE him." He scowled.

Jak snorted at that. "Please girlfriend." He rolled his eyes dramatically. "If you REALLY didn't want all his attention you wouldn't still be around for him to give it to you."

"I would not." He growled. "I'm here because my dad…"

"Save it." He held up a silencing hand cutting him off. "I know you and if you didn't really want to be here you would have easily talked your dad out of it. I mean really," he huffed. "when have you ever done anything dear ol' daddy said you had to do?"

He couldn't argue with that; because in fact he really never did do anything he didn't want to; no matter what his father said about it. "That doesn't matter." He nodded curtly. "It's Naraku and this doing as he pleases no matter my thoughts on the issues especially when he already has a girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?" He drew his brows deeply. "Naraku doesn't have a girlfriend."

"He most certainly does." He countered. "She was at the party; didn't you see her hanging all over him all night?"

"No." He shook his head. "What I saw was an old girlfriend talking with him for a good portion of the night. Kageromaru told me that Naraku and his ex broke up almost a year ago when she moved away."

"Then why were they kissing all over each other all night long." He demanded.

He couldn't believe it, Naraku was right, Sesshoumaru was jealous. "I didn't see them kissing all over each other."

Sesshoumaru snorted at that. "As soon as she walked in the door she practically threw herself at him."

"She did? Are you sure?" He stared slightly wide eyed at him.

"She did." He nodded back.

"I can't believe Naraku would let her especially since he's so over his head for you." He sighed deeply. "Maybe she didn't know he trying to get with you and thought they could just jump back together."

"I doesn't matter." He waved a dismissive hand through the air. "If he really wanted to be with someone else he would make sure all past relationships are over."

"Oh?" Jak questioned. "And how many of your past partners know that they will never be able to get back with you?"

"I made it abundantly clear we were done."

Jak couldn't argue with that especially knowing Sesshoumaru as he did. If Sesshoumaru told them it was over… IT WAS OVER and there chance of reuniting. He sighed deeply and took a sip of his coffee. "Alright," he set his cup down. "here's the deal. Naraku is completely in to you and more than you can even imagine. He doesn't just want some fling with you. No matter what you think about exes or anything else to him you're it."

"Well I don't want to be his IT." He nodded curtly.

"Why not?" He asked completely shocked. "I mean damn look at him. He's hot, he has a fun personality, he's hot…"

"I don't want to be his IT because he thinks he can do whatever he wants, when he wants to do it, no matter what I say about it."

Jak snorted at that. "Well maybe he's going about it the only way he can think to break through to you." He nodded. "I mean really you're not the easiest person to get through to; believe me I know."

"That is no excuse for someone to do as they please." He argued.

Jak huffed irritably. "You know what; not everyone in the world is like your dad." He pointed at him.

"I know that." He scowled. "That's not the point."

"Then what IS the point?" He stared at him expectantly.

"The point is he's always doing… stuff."

"Stuff?" Jak drew his brows deeply. "What kind of stuff?"

Sesshoumaru sighed deeply in annoyance irritated that he had to explain this to him. "You know what kind of stuff." He bit out. "And don't act like you don't know about last night either."

"Well…" he grinned sheepishly.

"Well nothing." He narrowed his ambers deeply. "You will stop encouraging him." He ordered then grabbed his cup of coffer and nearly stormed out of the kitchen.

"Yea right." Jak smirked. "I'll quit encouraging him when you convince me you really don't want Naraku as much as he wants you."

xx

"I am not going anywhere with you." Sesshoumaru growled and attempted to step back away from him. He had never been so mad in his entire life. Every time he tried to leave the house someone would stop him with every lame excuse they could come up with. Apparently Naraku had gained the help of much of the house to keep him from leaving so he could force him to go with him. Well he didn't want to go with him for that matter he never wanted to see him again. "Leave me alone."

"Is this about Kikyo?" He arched a brow at him.

"I don't know anyone named Kikyo." He scowled. "Who is that; another one of your girlfriends?"

Naraku sighed deeply. "I don't have a girlfriend no matter what you think. I'm only into you." He grabbed him, pulled him in close, and before he could make a move to get away he slammed their lips together.

He wanted to fight him, hurt him, jerk away, make him stop but he couldn't. When Naraku would kiss him he couldn't do anything other than just stand there melting into him losing all rational thought. How was he able to do this to him every time he kissed him? Was this a normal reaction to being kissed by another man? Or maybe this was because Naraku was his fist male experience. No matter what it was he just knew he liked it more than he could ever admit.

Naraku pulled back and stared at him. "Better?" He questioned as he gently reached up and caressed his cheek.

"No." He whispered breathlessly.

"Of course not." He smirked as he released his hold on him to grab him by the hand and lead him out of the house. "I promise you that where we're going today will make you very happy."

"Where?" He questioned still unable to get his mind about him.

"It's a surprise." He answered as he pulled him through the front door heading for his car.

"I don't like surprises." He scowled when his head finally cleared enough for him to think straight.

"You will on this one." He countered then turned to face him when they reached his car. "Just give it a chance; if you absolutely hate it we'll leave and come home. Promise." He nodded at him.

He didn't want to give it a chance; hell he didn't want to go anywhere with his ever for any reason. However it was quite apparent he wasn't going to just let this go and leave him be. "Fine but we WILL leave the second I say so."

"Agreed." He nodded and opened the door. "Now lets go."

Sesshoumaru sighed deeply and resigned himself to this 'date' thing or whatever this was with him. He just hoped that this day would get over with as quick as possible and that he would get through it relatively untouched and kissed as little as possible. He knew he wouldn't walk away from this completely unscathed. He was going to keep the damage down to a minimum by playing a strong game of defense with a lot of dodging to keep out of his line of sight.

It wouldn't work and he knew it but that didn't mean he couldn't at least try.