Chapter 7 of Twisted Lives

"Sakura is as strong as a bull un."

"Well you did blow up her house."

"Sister, you didn't even help me when she beat me up un."

"Your part of the Akatsuki! You can handle her!"

"Apparently not un."

Ino sighed.

"Alright. Alright. I'm sorry Dei-dei."

Ino looked at her poor beat up brother. Looks like coming to Sakura's place wasn't the best idea. They needed a place to stay, but where?

Deidara and her walked to the Bombilicious Inn. They knew that they couldn't live in an inn forever but there was no way that they were going back to Iwa.

"Dei, do you think we could just live in the Akatsuki headquarters?"

"No sis, Leader banned me from ever coming back after I blew up the whole east wing un."

"Why must you blow everything up?"

"Habit. Entertainment. There are plenty of reasons un."

"Kisame lives here too. Right? We could ask him to help us."

"I guess but, Zabuza is Kisame's son so won't he have told him at the incident at Kazuku and Sakura's house un?"

"Drat."

Orochimaru lived in a swamp that was located in Konoha. It was far away from the leaf village itself and was right by the Suna border.

He lived there with his wife Jiraiya.

His son had left the swamp long ago to become a snake charmer. His son's name was Kabuto and he was engaged to a girl named Anko, who worked in a candy shop.

Needless to say, Anko had Orochimaru's full approval. This was probably because he absolutely loved candy.

Snickers, Kit Kat, Recess, Milky Way, 3 Musketeers, Pay Day, Take 5, M&M, Skittles, Lollipops, Dango, Mr. Goodbar, Crunch, Rolos, Almond Joys, Hershey's, Swedish fish, jolly ranchers, laffy taffies, twizlers, caramel apples, popcorn, fudge, chocolate, cream, and caramel eggs, Doritos, Fritos, Sun Chips, Smartfood, Cheetohs, Ruffles, Barbeque Chips, and many, many, many more.

All of the candy in the world was to be his.

Starting with the chocolate bar right in front of him.

His mouth was watering and he was about to take a bit of the luscious, delectable, yummy, appetizing, succulent, delicious, lip smacking, mouth-watering, enticing, tempting, chocolate but then….

BOOM!

"Lord Orochimaru!" a frog screamed.

"WHAT?!!!" Orochimaru screamed back. His eyes were on the chocolate and it would not do to be distracted now.

"thecandystashjustexploded." The frog whispered.

Orochimaru froze. "What was that?" he asked calmly.

"the candy stash just exploded." The frog said a little louder and clearer.

Orochimaru went red in the face and looked like he was about to explode. His veins were showing and all in all he looked like a very menacing "Lord of the Frogs".

"SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!" Orochimaru shouted. He looked like he was going to behead the frog on the spot.

"STOP BULLYING ME AND DON"T KILL THE MESSANGER! IT"S NOT MY FAULT THE CHOCOLATE PIE GOT TOO HOT AND EXPLODED IN THE OVEN CAUSING YOUR CANDY STASH TO BLOW UP!!!

Orochimaru looked like an avenging frog.

The poor frog fainted on the spot.

A massacre of frogs took place and it to this day is known as the dreadful day of the………..

"Candy Massacre"

On this day all frogs burn one piece of candy and since it's a federal holiday there is no school, work, mail, and nothing is open.

The date of the Massacre is December 10.

May the frogs live and peace and may everyone who is reading this take a moment of silence.

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Next day, we eat as much candy as is humanly possible.


Cookie for you Felix!