Monkey: Electrocute their brains!
Naruto: Burn it all to the ground!
Hinata: Drown the world!
Kurenai: Smash everything to bits!
All: Blow them away!
Naruto: Monkey doesn't own Naruto or any Xover characters!
Monkey: Let's start the chapter!
Chapter 7: How would you like to die? Sliced? Burnt? Electrocuted? Drowned? Smashed?
As they made it to the spot where the presence was, they saw Sasuke with some strange marks on him. He had his foot on an Oto shinobi's back and his arms pulled back. They also saw a passed out Sai, a beaten up Lee, a very tired team 10 and Sakura, a guy that was covered in bandages and, who they guessed was, the Oto's last teammate on the floor, unconscious. That's when they heard a sickening snap and knew that his arms were broken.
Not taking kindly to any of this, Kaze used his Kaze no Suteppu and kicked Sasuke in the face, making the marks go away and the boy to go unconscious. Hinata went to Sakura, Sai and Lee while Kaze got the guy with the broken arms and told Naruto to get the girl. He looked at the guy's arms and cursed.
"Damn. Hinata, do you think you can help him?" He asked, looking at the girl. She just shook his head. "Yoruichi?"
"You know that I can't do much in this form and I can't go into my other form." She said making him sigh.
"I don't have much skill in healing and if I use this technique then I'll be drained." There was a sudden blue tint to his hand as he placed them over the guy's arms. The boy scream loudly and they could hear some cracks. By the end of it, Kaze was panting. "There...done." After getting an explanation from Sakura, tying Sasuke up and a show of surrender from the bandaged guy, the other two Oto shinobi woke up.
"Urg. What happened?" The girl sked, shaking her head. She opened her eyes, saw all of the people and went for her senbon. She then noticed that her weapon pouch was missing. "What the..."
"Lookin' for this?" Kaze said, holding up the pouch. Seeing the other had woken up, he started to talk. "Look, we aren't here to fight you, so just calm down." The two just looked and saw their other teammate nod his head. "Let's start with introduction, ne? Name's Kaze Arashi, the blond one is Naruto, the pupiless one is Hinata, the cat is Yoruichi, the pale one is Sai, the pink one is Sakura, the female blond is Ino, the pineapple is Shikamaru and the cubby one is Choji."
"Hey."
"Hello."
"What's your guy's names?" Seeing that they all look hesitant, he just sighed. "Come on. If we were gonna fight you guys, my team would have already done it and I wouldn't have healed your wounds."
"...My name is Dosu Kinuta." The one was all wrapped up said. The other two just looked at him a little shocked.
"My name is Kin Tsuchi." The girl said.
"Zaku Abumi." The last guy said.
"Nice to meet you all." Kaze said. "Now from what my friend had told me, you guys work for Orochimaru." He said, gesturing to Sakura. He then got a serious look on his face. "I want you guys to stop working for him."
"Are you crazy!? If he finds out then he'll kill us!" Kin yelled out.
"Not if you're with us. I swear that he won't lay a finger on any of you if you side with us." Kaze said, shocking them. "But you have to do as I say for the remainder of the exams." They each gave each other a glance and looked back at him and gave a nod. "Here, these will help you." He said as he gave them little slips of paper with the kanji for wind on them. "Now, do you have both scrolls?" They shook their head. Kaze turned to Naruto and the blond already had the scroll out. "Here have this one." They took it. "Now I want you guys to go and act as if nothing happened and make sure he doesn't notice those pieces of paper." They nodded. "Great. Now let's get going."
After reaching the tower, they opened the scrolls and were congratulated by their senseis. As everyone was leaving, Kaze was stopped by his sensei.
"Kaze, what happened on the forest?" Kurenai asked, seeing her student really tired.
"Can I tell you later? I'm wiped out from something I haven't tried before." He said with his eyes dropping.
"Fine."
The next morning the Oto team headed to Kaze's room that he was given as they waited for the second part of the exam to finish. They walked up to the door and knocked on it. After they head a 'come in' they opened the door and saw a very tired Kaze.
"Huh?" He looked up to see who it was. "Oh, you guys. What's up?" Kaze asked, walking up to them.
"We wanted to thank you." Kin said. Kaze just gave a huge grin.
"No problem. If you guys need anything, just ask." He said.
"R-right. Well...bye then." Kin said as they started to leave.
"When this is all over, you guys won't have to worry about dying on a day-to-day basis. You won't have to be afraid of that snake." He said as they left.
"Do you think he's telling the truth?" Kin asked as they walked down the hallway.
"I don't know, but if we don't want to have to deal with that snake and his little helper then we should try and trust him." Dosu said.
It had been an interesting three days with teams that Kaze didn't expect to see. Now all of the teams were in rows, waiting for instructions.
"There are to many teams still in this, so we'll be having preliminary matches." A coughing instructor said. "If there is anyone who would like to quit now, please raise your hand." Eight people did so and left. "Now if you can all turn to the screen, we will see who is fighting in the first round." They all turned to the giant screen and saw who it was. All the ones who weren't fighting went upstairs to watch the matches. Kurenai's team was between Asuma's and Kakashi's.
After some matches (1), Kaze just got bored and took a little nap. He woke up when he felt someone kick his side. Opening his eyes, he saw that it was Naruto.
"Urg. What? Is it my turn?" He asked, getting up.
"Nope. Look at the screen." The blond said. Doing so, Kaze saw who it was and smirked.
Hinata Hyuga vs Tsurugi Misumi
"Hm. This will end quickly." Kaze said as Naruto nodded.
"She may be shy, but you shouldn't think lightly about your teammate." Asuma said as his team sighed.
"That's not what he means." Kurenai said calmly.
"He means that Hinata won't have to use more than two fingers to win this fight." Yoruichi said, slightly freaking Asuma out. "Just watch."
"We will now be starting this match." Hayate said.
"Unlike Yoroi, even against little punks, I show no mercy." Tsurugi said. "I'll say it now, if I put my techniques on you, it's over. Give up now." Hinata mentally smirked while on the outside she just looked like she was about to faint.
"N-no. I-I'll fight. F-for my team." She stuttered, getting into a sloppy stance.
"I won't give you a chance to do anything!" He yelled as he charged at her. She tried to hit him, but he just moved slightly and the next thing he did shocked most of the people. His arms started to coil around her arm and the rest if his body started to constrict her. "In order to gather information, my body has been altered to be able to fit into any space. So I can keep squeezing until I break your bones. If you don't give up, I'll keep squeezing harder..." He said as he continued to squeeze harder, making her scream loudly. "I know of your family techniques, so if I just stay away from your hands, I'll be okay."
"Hm. Baka. He should get his facts straight." Kaze said as he watched the guy continue to squeeze his friend. "Oi, Hina! Don't you think it's time to let up this act!? This goes for the rest of ya!" He yelled, laughing his ass off as he saw the others sigh.
'What is he talking about?' Tsurugi thought. He then noticed that Hinata's head was down and that she wasn't struggling any more. "Hm? I guess I accedentally broke her neck." He said. He then heard laughing and saw that it was coming of Hinata.
"Jūkenpō Ichigekishin!" Tsurugi felt as if his whole body was just caught in an explosion from a cannonball as he was blow back and slammed into the wall. "You were wrong. It's not my hand you have to avoid...it's my whole body." Hinata said as she let out some chakra.
"Winner of this match is Hinata Hyuga." Hayate said as he at just walked back to the stairs and made her way towards her team.
"Nice job, Hina-hime." Naruto said, giving a thumbs up and among her blush. They all could heard the people from the other villages whispering and saying stuff. The people from Konoha just smirked and pretended that they couldn't hear them talking.
"Hm. That sure was fun to see. You're really good at acting, Hina." Kaze said as he leaned on the railing.
"Thank you."
"The next match is..." They all turned to the screen and saw who it was.
Choji Akimichi vs Kasai Bānā
"Will the two participants please come down." Doing as they were told they two walked down.
"Good luck, Choji." Kaze said as his friend went down. He noticed that the person Choji was the girl from Suna. He also saw that she had the kanji for Fire on the back of her sweater.
"Thanks."
"We will now be starting this match. Start!" Hayato said as he backed up.
"Hm. I hope you can show me something good, fatty." The girl said. Remembering what happened in the forest, Zaku, Dosu and Kin were ready to hear him go off, but were shocked when he just stood ther like she didn't say anything.
"Baika no Jutsu!" Choji's stomach expanded to the point of looking like a giant ball. "Nikudan Sensha!" He tucked in his arms and legs and started to roll towards the girl. She just dodged every attack, but Kaze noticed that when she did the air started to heat up a little in two perticular spots. After a few more dodges, Kaze figured out where and his eyes went wide.
"Choji! Stop letting her touch you and don't let her stand in the same spot!" Kaze yelled. Everyone looked at him, then Neji and Hinata's eyes went wide.
"To late." The next thing anyone knew Choji was on fire. He stopped his attacks and the ground under him started to heat up. That's when a huge pillar of fire came up and engulfed him.
"What!? How did that happen!?" Ino yelled, watching her friend get fried.
"It must be some jutsu that she knows! She probably was using it when she was dodging Choji's attacks." Shikamaru said looking really mad.
"Yup! Now he'll burn!" Kasai said with a sadistic smirk.
"That bitch." Kaze jumped down from the upper part and sucked in a huge amount of air.
"Won't that make it worse?" Kankuro asked, looking at Temari.
"Yeah."
"Kaze no Hōkō!" He let out the massive wind attack which blew the fire out and shocked most of the people. "Call the match."
"H-hai. The winner is Kasai."
"Aww~~ I was having fun." Kaze just faced the other way, watching the medics carry Choji away. "Hm? Is the little boy mad tha-" he slightly turned his head towards her and had his face shadowed by his hair, but she could see eyes that looked like they belonged to a demon who was ready to kill. He just looked away and walked back to his team.
"Next match."
After some more matches, Naruto and Hinata had managed to calm Kaze down enough to make sure he doesn't slice everyone up.
"Our next match will be..." They all turned to see who it was.
Kaminari Dendō vs Zaku Abumi
"If you really do use lightning then I'll win this in no time." Zaku said as his opponent just silently stood there. Kaze saw that it was the guy from Kumo.
'This guy also has a kanji for an element on his sweater...so he's like me and that fire woman.' Kaze thought as he silently watched.
"Zankūha!" Zaku stuck his arms out in front of him and let out high pressured air at his opponent.
"Hm." A lightning bolt struck the ground before the wind could reached him and shocked the others at how it stopped the wind attack. "Are you done? Just give up." He said calmly which pissed Zaku off.
'Don't go overboard. I can't save him like I did with Choji. That snake will defiantly know something is up.' Kaze thought as he continued to watch the wind attacks get deflected. 'But I don't think Zaku can win this. His opponent is like me...an Element.'
"Urg! Damn it! Zankūkyokuha!" Zaku yelled as he sent out a huge amount of wind that looked ready to slice everything up.
"Impressive. But not good enough." Kaminari put both hands in front of him and let out electrical currents that ended up riding on the wind and went straight for Zaku. The attack had reached him and he screamed out as his whole body was electrocuted. "This match is mine."
'Damn. It's a good thing they kept those papers. If not for the necklace, Choji would have been nothing but ashes right now and Zaku would be in the same predicament if he didn't have the paper.' Kaze thought as he saw the medics carry away another person. 'Damnit!'
'He should be dead right now and that kid from before shouldn't even be recognizable...he gave them some of his power so we can't kill them.' Kaminari thought as he went to go stand by his sensei. 'The other two are weaker than us three so he won't even have to use his power to save them.'
"If you would please look at the screen we will begin the next match."
Kiba Inuzuka vs Chikyū Funsai-ki
'The only ones left are me and whoever is the water user.' Kaze thought seeing the kanji for a Earth on the back of the sweater of the Iwa shinobi.
"You ready to do this, Akamaru!" Kiba exclaimed as the dog barked. "Alright!"
"You're too loud, that's very unattractive." She said with a flip of the hair. "I guess I could get this over with. The sooner we get these preliminaries done with, the sooner I can see Kaze-nii, Kaminari and Kasai-meinu (2) try and kill each other." She said getting questioning looks from some of the others.
"You know Kaze?" Kiba asked.
"Yeah. Him and the other two are the strongest among us elements." She said, looking at her nails. "I just don't get why I'm stuck with the ugliest power."
'She really needs to shut up now.' Kaze thought, narrow in his eyes.
'I'm going to kill this bitch.' Kasai thought, getting a tick mark on her forehead.
'Is she says any more, I'll make sure to fry her small brain.' Kaminari thought.
"What do you mean ugliest?" Kiba questioned.
'Kiba, if you don't start fighting, I'm going to cut your balls off and shove 'em down your throught.' Kaze throught through the connection he made with the dog boy. Gulping, Kiba quickly took out two food pills and gave one to Akamaru.
"Jūjin Bunshin!" Akamaru turned into a clone of Kiba and both looked more ferocious. "Gatsūga!" The boy and dog-boy started spinning at a rapid pace and headed straight for Chikyū.
"The aggressiveness is kind of a turn on." She said as he did a flip to dodge.
'What the hell is wrong with this girl?' Most of them asked in their minds.
"I guess I need to finish this before I get all sweaty and gross." She said as she stopped where she was, she lifted he hands which made two parts of the ground they were on float in the air. "Bye bye~~" She closed her hands together and made the two pieces of earth smash into Kiba and Akamaru. "I win~~! I win~~!" She said as she hopped up and down.
"The winner of the match is Chikyū." Hayate said as the medics picked up Kiba and his dog. Chikyū just walked back to the stair with a swing of her hips. "There is only three matches left. Now please look at the screen."
Mizu Naku vs Karin Uzumaki
All of the leaf shinobi had to do a double take and saw that the screen was right.
"U-Uzumaki!? She's related to Naruto?" Ino asked as the two walked up to the center.
'The last one. She's from Kiri, so she's obviously the water user.' Kaze thought. 'Well I will say that this was unexpected. Not only did we find out who the last element is, but also that Naru has family.' He turned and saw that Naruto was watching intently.
"Start!"
"I'll end this quickly, unlike that idiot before me." The Kiri shinobi said with a huff. "Now let's start." She stuck her arms out and a ball of water formed in it.
"So your like those other three who don't need hand signs, huh?" Karin said as she quickly got out a kunai with a paper bomb on it and threw it at her opponent. It exploded and made smoke go up in the air. Before she could do anything else, the ball of water came rushing towards her and covered her whole head. She started to lose air and couldn't breath.
"Like I said, I'm going to end this quickly." After a few more seconds of drowning her opponent, Mizu dispersed the bubble and looked at the proctor. "Don't worry, she's not dead, just knocked out." She said as she walked back to her sensei and teammate.
"Well that really was quick." Yoruichi said from atop Kaze's head. "We only have you two and two others left." She said, looking from Naruto to Kaze. The two looked a teacher and nodded. They all turned to the screen and waited in anticipation.
Naruto Uzumaki vs Kenshi Kaishi
Both Kaze and Naruto let out a sigh of relief. That's when Naruto started to get really excited and ended up jumping down from his spot next to Hinata.
"Alright! I finally get to fight!" He yelled as he walked towards the center.
"Hey there! Nice to meet you!" Kenshi said with a wave. They saw that he had two swords at his hip.
"Same here!" The blond said.
"Oh kami. I hope one of them ends this quickly. I don't think I can stand their enthusiasm." Kaze said with a tired sigh.
"Start!"
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" The room was flooded with Naruto's.
"Awesome!" Kenshi said with star in his eyes. He then shook his head and drew his swords. "No! I have to fight! I can't let sensei down! Ittōryū: Sanjuroku Pound Ho!" Kenshi held one of his swords horizontally above his right shoulder then did a circular swing that launched compressed projectiles towards the clones, destroying them.
"What was that? I've never seen that kind of sword attack before." Hinata said with wide eyes.
"It does look familiar...but I can't remember." Kaze said with a scrunched up face.
"You should remember it. You fought against it when we were traveling." Yoruichi said.
"Hm...Nope." Yoruichi just sighed and turned back to the two.
"Just keep watching and maybe you'll get it." Doing as he was told, Kaze turned just in time to see the last of the clones destroyed. "Looks like he'll need more than just clones to win this match."
"Naru, you can go to level 3!" Kaze yelled out. Kurenai and Hinata looked at him, shocked that he would say that. Yoruichi just nodded her head at it.
"Level 3? What's that?" Kenshi asked as Naruto did multiple hand signs.
"Just watch. Seal Release: Level 3!!" The room was flooded with chakra as they saw that it was coming from Naruto. "Are you ready, Kenshi?" The boy just gripped his swords harder and smiled bigger.
"Yeah! This'll be fun! If you're gonna power up, then so am I!" Doing as he did before, Kenshi out both swords over his shoulders and made the same circular swing which let out two air compressed projectiles at the blond. "Nitōryū: Nanajuni Pound Ho!"
"Crap! Kaze Suraisā!!" Naruto did a swinging motion with his hands and made two wind blades head for and clash with the attack. The next moment he was clashing kunai with Kenshi's swords.
"How can you move that fast?" Kenshi asked as they backed away from each other.
"It's a move aniki taught me. I can only use it when I get to level 3. I can use it at level 2, but it's slower than this." Naruto said as he showed the bottom of his feet and that it was covered in wind.
"That's so cool! You're aniki must be really awesome!" Kenshi exclaimed.
"Hahaha! He sure is! He actually watching this match!" Naruto said, pointing to Kaze who just sighed while the rest of the team just sweat-dropped. "Now let's get back to this fight! Kaze no Suteppu!" He disappeared and reappeared right behind Kenshi. He went for axe kick, but was stopped by the swords. The two pushed against each other until they both backed away again. "Wow! Those swords are strong! A regular sword would have been destroyed if I use level 3!" Naruto said.
"Haha! Thanks! These swords are special and are almost impossible to break! Now let me show you some more of their power! I haven't perfected this technique yet, but...I'll try it." He sheathed both swords, getting questioning stares. "Nitoryu Iai:..." He grabbed the hilts and looked ready to attack.
'I better defend myself. I'm sorry, aniki. I have to go higher.' Naruto thought. "Seal Release: Level 4!"
'That idiot, does he want to destroy the place.' Kaze sighed. 'Whatever.'
"Zettai Kaze..." Wind started to clutter around Naruto's body as Kenshi looked ready to attack.
"Rashomon!"
"Bōei!"
The two were so fast that the only thing anyone could see was smoke covering the arena. When it died down everyone saw that both of them were panting and both had some blood around their bodies.
"That was...a nice attack..." Naruto huffed.
"Yeah...nice defense..." Kenshi panted. He then stood straight up and raised his hand. This confused everyone. "I give up."
"..." No one said anything. They were all just quiet, that is until someone yelled out.
"What!?" It was Naruto. "Why the heck are you giving up?"
"Oh. I was planning on giving up from the start. I just wanted to see how my opponent would do. I'm really happy that you were strong!" He said with a smile.
"Um...The winner is Naruto." Hayate said, also not believing it. "Now for our last match..."
Kaze Arashi vs Meiwakuna Haisha
"It's about damn time. And why the hell am I last?" Some guy yelled out as he walked down the steps. When they were both down and in front of each other, Kaze just smirked.
"I dedicate this fight to my Kaze no Hana (3)!" He declared as he turned to Temari and winked. Looking at his opponent, he saw that he had black hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a Kiri outfit. "I feel sorry for you dude."
"Tsk. Whatever. Let's just start this already." The Kiri shinobi said.
"Come at me and show me what Kiri's current strength is." Kaze said as he stuck his arm out in a taunting manner.
"Begin!"
"I think I'll start this off then! Raiton: Jibashi!!" Electricity started coming from his hand and travelled on ground and headed for Kaze. Kaze just jumped out of the way and before he could do a jutsu, he felt the wind move from behind him and brought up a wind shield. "What the hell was that!? And how did you know I was there?" Meiwakuna exclaimed, looking pissed.
"To answer your first question, you'll have to figure that out yourself. To answer your second question, I felt the wind that you made when you moved." The black haired boy explained.
"Tsk! Fine then! I'll just go head first then! Suiton: Ja no Kuchi!!" A column of water erupted from the ground and took the form of a giant snake with a gaping jaw. It rushed towards Kaze, but he just used his wind to make the water go around him. "Raiton: Jibashi!" Just like before, electricity came from his hand and went along the water, straight at Kaze. He quickly used his Wind Step and vanished. Stopping the attack, the Kiri shinobi looked around and was unable to find his opponent.
"I'm right over here." Turning around, he saw Kaze waving with a grin.
"You're such a coward! You can't even fight me! You just keep running! You should just go back to your lame team!" Kaze's hair shadowed his eyes and got a dark aura around him. "It's not like you can do anything. You're just really weak and a loser."
"Oh no. This is bad." Naruto said as he and the rest of the team started to back up until they got to the wall. "He's really done it now." Seeing this, Kakashi got curious.
"What's the matter, Kurenai? You guys look like you've seen a demon or something." He said, looking at them.
"Might as well be." They muttered. Deciding to see what they were scarred of, he turned back to the match.
"Oh? Did I strike a nerve? Which was it? The one about how lame your are, or how much lamer your team is?" Meiwakuna asked, oblivious to what was about to happen.
"Shut up." Kaze muttered and before anyone knew it, he kicked his opponent into the air. "Let me tell you something, Haisha. You can say whatever you want about me..." Kaze said as he let out a Kaze no Hōkō, launching him even higher into the air and cut him up. "But don't you ever talk bad about..." He got above Meiwakuna and let out another roar, sending him into the ground hard. "MY FRIENDS!" He fell down and slammed his foot into the other's gut, making him cough up blood. Almost everyone was shocked at what they just saw.
"Winner, Kaze." Hayate announced.
"Now will all the winners of their matches please come down here." A new instructor said. Doing as they were told, they lined up in front of him. "For the next set of fights we randomized them, so here they are."
Naruto vs Chikyū
Shikamaru vs Temari
Hinata vs Shino
Mizu vs Sasuke
Neji vs Kaminari
Kaze vs Kasai
Gaara vs Dosu
"You will have a month before we start the last part of the exams. Use that time to grow stronger and make your villages proud." The instructor, Genma, said.
It was now nighttime and Kaze was making dinner while Jugo got out the plates, Haku was setting the table, Zabuza was sleeping lazily on the floor, Suigetsu was sleeping on one of the armchairs, Naruto was sleeping on the couch and Yoruichi, in her cat form, slept on his stomach. Just as the three were about to wake the rest up, there was a knock on the door.
"I'll get it." Kaze said, moving to open the door. Just as he turned the knob, the door slammed open and the next thing he knew, some girl was on top of him and kissing him.
The now awake swordsman, waterman, blond and cat saw this and gave the other two a 'what-the-hell-did-we-miss' look. They just shrugged. After a few seconds, the two stopped and the girl started to speak. "That felt good."
"U-um...huh?"
"We're gonna go out tomorrow." She said as he nodded with a grazed look. That's when she got up and left.
"What just happened?" Naruto asked.
"I don't know." The others said.
"Waaaa~~~!" They all just sweat-dropped at the dazed shinobi.
"This'll be fun." Yoruichi said.
END CHAPTER
1) I'm to lazy to make them.
2) Bitch
3) Wind Flower
Monkey: And there you have it. Finally an update on something. I'll see what I can do about the other ones.
Naruto: Am I in any if them?
Monkey: Nope. I'm glad for that.
Naruto: Jackass.
Monkey: Loser. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this chapter. For Kenshi's attack I think you can guess another person I'm gonna put in here. Also, sorry if the fights suck. I wanted just show the fights, and I really don't like how I did Naruto and Kenshi's match. I'll fix it later.
Naruto: You better!
Monkey: Please remember to leave a review on your thoughts and have an at least good life.
Naruto: Bye.
